weekly frankenmauler roundup 6/22/10

Panda Bear

6/16 pittsburgh, pennsylvania a woman was out walking her american bulldog Panda Bear, when it was attacked by 2 pit bulls. the pit bulls grabbed the larger ambull and drug it into the street. the ambull owner was bitten on the leg. a good samaratin and a cop tried to stop the attack. the good samaritan used a pipe and the officer used a baton and a taser without success before shooting and killing one of the ugly mutants. the ambull owner says the first three shots didn't phase the dog, it went down on the 4th shot. the other pit bull ran off and has not been found.

file photo of judgement proof pit nutters

6/16 mount shasta, california Nikki, a 15 yr old cocker/poodle was savaged by an ugly frankenmauler. Nikki has to be euthanized the next day. the pit bull was owned by a transient from the LA area. mount shasta fire chief sprayed the mutant dog twice with mace. then an aco seized the "highly aggressive animal". here are the events that led up to the mauling, she was walking Nikki (who was on a leash) past the Stage Door when she saw the pit bull. The owner was covering the dog’s eyes with his hand and assured her that everything was fine, she said. “I told him I didn’t think so, and started to cross the street... The next thing I knew, the pit bull lunged and got my Nikki... there was nothing I could do.”

Zoey

6/16 adams county, colorado 2 yr old Zoey nearly died after one of the her neighbor's 3 ugly pits broke through the fence and attacked Zoey in HER YARD. the county ACO said there was nothing they could do because there was "not enough damage to Zoey". taking a cue from the catholic church, the pit nutter shuffled his frankenmauler into another unspecified, unsuspecting neighborhood.

6/17 ridgefield park, new jersey the owner of 4 pit bulls called 911 to report that 3 of his dogs were attacking a fourth. the police shot one of the frankenmaulers, unfortunately it survived and is on the mend. "The officers found the pitbull that was being attacked in "exceptional distress." the police are holding the dogs and asked the judge to designate them as vicious.

TINY

6/17 springfield, oregon a 9 lb italian greyhound was attacked by a pit bull at an OFF LEASH park. the pit nutters tried to run but the victim memorized the license number and called police. they wouldn't take her report. ACO TRACY SPARKS stated "Unfortunately in an off-leash dog park animals are allowed to roam amongst themselves, and be interactive. And the ordinances like 'dog at large' are not going to apply. Nor 'vicious dog' are going to apply." OBVIOUSLY 'dog at large' would not apply, as to the lack of a vicious dog ordinance in an off leash park, well this is called anarchy people and you should respond appropriately. ;)

6/17 bibb county, georgia SULEMAN HILL'S pit bull launched itself after a man and his wife while walking their dog. the victims report this is the SECOND attack by the this same mutant dog.

Sugar

6/17 new bedford, massachusetts Sugar was out for a walk with her owner when a pit bull mix SOMEHOW escaped its gated yard and attacked Sugar. the pit nutter claims to have been home during the attack but didn't hear anything. passed out drunk no doubt. mr pit nutter is playing the race card, he says he feels singled out for owning a terrier dog that "looks like a pit bull." the ugly mutant frankenmauler must now be confined to a kennel when in the yard and muzzled when off of the property. one more strike and it's dirt nap time.

Harry

6/17 UK Harry was attacked by a pit bull/staffy cross while on a walk with his 62 yr old owner. Harry received 14 stitches, two 4.5 inch gashes on his shoulder and multiple bites to the head and feet. the police refused to do anything because no human was not bitten.

white trash pit mama, Michelle Esslinger

6/18 clifton, colorado 26 yr old MICHELLE B ESSLINGER of 3206 Bunting Ave in Clifton, Colorado was ordered to pay restitution to owner of Tigger Tiny, a chihuahua, after her UNLICENSED ugly dog named RAZOR, SOMEHOW broke free from its tie out and attacked the small dog. ESSLINGER can get her ugly mutant frankenmauler back after she meets the dangerous dog requirements: build an escape proof kennel, RAZOR must be kept inside when ESSLINGER is not home, muzzled leashed and under the control of an adult when not in the home or in the kennel. she can not transfer ownership and animal services wants RAZOR registered with the department of agriculture. (?) Tigger Tiny died by the way.

6/18 ontario K9 officer Max was injured by a pit bull during a pot growing bust. i hope that they shot the ugly pit bull.

Joseph Mark Guy Beaulieu, 21, of Shelburne, Ontario was charged with production, possession of drugs with the intent to traffic, theft of electricity and a prohibited weapon (the pit?).

6/5 jacksonville, north carolina a neighbor's pit bull viciously attacked, mangled and killed a six-pound dog, named Taffy. (not sure why this is hitting my mailbox 2 weeks late)

6/19 los angeles TWO attacks in LA last saturday. in the first attack, a woman was just starting out on her walk with her bassett when her neighbor's pit bulls attacked. she went into her apartment and got gun when she and the pit nutter were unable to break them off. she shot and killed one, the other ran away :) the bassett had non-serious injuries. pit nutter witness Adam Mason says the gun was unnecessary. i disagree. in the second attack, a woman was walking her 2 maltese when 2 pit bulls attacked. one of her dogs, 11 yr old Precious, didn't survive. the pitbulls were caught. this is one of ugly mutants and it will be "put down peacefully".

6/19 fort wayne, indiana a pit bull tried to attack a man walking his dog. a neighbor came to his aid and prevented injury.

Isabella

6/20 hanover, new york Isabella, her owner and a friend were out walking when a malamute and a pit mix bolted out of their yard and charged Isabella. the victim reports that the malamute did not engage, it just stood by while the pit dog savaged the husky. the pit nutter, DON LaDOLCE, heard the commotion and responded. he managed to get his 6 yr old pit mix "who sleeps with them and has been raised with his granddaughter and nieces". do you hear the violin playing in the background? LaDOLCE'S girl friend, BONNIE GUNTHORPE claims the dogs were tied down but blames all of the rain for making it easy for them to pull out there stakes buried 2 ft. question for the victims: were the pit mix and the malamute dragging chains and axels? LaDOLCE describes his ugly mutant frankenmauler named STAR, as calm and social and refuses to give up the mutant monster, stating "If you removed every dog that ever got into a dog fight, you'd be getting rid of almost half the dogs in this country." LaDOLCE swears that this will be an isolated incident and promises it will never happen again and adds that his ugly dog was also shaken up by the experience.

DONALD R LaDOLCE

let's take look a little closer at LaDOLCE, shall we? DON is a 46 yr old loser musician. he is divorced and has at least 2 kids and apparently, he is a drug dealer. yep, that description matches the face and asshole fucking comments regarding his ugly mutant pit dog.

6/21 howard, wisconsin a pit bull mix attacked a 56 yr old woman's golden retriever at an OFF LEASH park. she was bitten on the ankle trying to save her dog. the asian pit nutter called his dog BUDDHA and then fled in a red pick up with a woman and a toy poodle.

the sheriff wants to hear from you (920) 448-4241.

and the attacks that the media NEVER reports:

6/16 reno, nevada a boxer named ASTRO was deemed dangerous after it attacked a woman and her 2 small dogs back in february. the pomeranian was killed and the dachshund's lung was punctured. the owner of small dogs had two surgeries on her arm and a skin graft. 44 yr old ERIC WAGNER is the boxer owner and if he fails to comply with the special enclosure, warning signs and $50K insurance policy within 60 days, ASTRO will be taking a court ordered dirt nap.

6/16 UK a lurcher savaged Bailey, an 11 yr terrier while being walked by its owner.

Ms Gamedogs, care to dazzle us all with knowledge about lurchers?

6/17 UK a "mongrel terrier" (a new code word for pit bull?) was ordered a dirt nap after MENACING a guide dog which led to the guide dog's owner being injured. now that's what i call appropriate action!

UPDATES back in the april 23rd frankenmauler roundup, i reported that 20 yr old BRITTANY EDWARDS', (stuart florida) ugly mutant frankenmauler attacked a golden retriever on a beach. EDWARDS and her ugly dog NINA are in trouble again. EDWARDS opened the door to her apartment and let her pit dog out. it promptly attacked a 10 lb dog being walked by its owner. EDWARDS took her dog back to her apartment and refused to open the door for police. after 8 attempts to contact her, the police finally succeeded and seized NINA. the pit dog is back in this psycho's possession. here is BRITTANY EDWARDS. based on these two attacks and her myspace page, i think she is a hideous excuse for a human being. someone seems to dislike her so much that they created a fake myspace page of her. and it is not flattering.

hope you had a lousy birthday CYDNEY CROSS!