12.23.10 new york city DRAYTON MICHAELS the wunderkind a.k.a jane berkey's puppet soldier, showed up as promised to dispense some magic canine behavior tips for the tompkins dog park users.
DRAYTON MICHAELS' PIT NUTTERY 101:
1) ALL dogs can be aggressive (a couple of nutters reenacted the fatal mauling by a pom mix)
2) dogs are individuals (someone in the crowd chanted LEDY'S name during this segment)
3) behavior is contextual (the chihuahua provoked it)
4) there are very few PUREBRED pit bulls
5) most pit bulls are NOT even pit bulls (except when receiving free spay/neuter and free dog training and free CGC & ATTS)
6) aggression is rooted in fear (except in pit bulls which is rooted in the LACK of fear)
7) aggression is rooted in medical reasons (i guess medical could be interpreted as 'genetics' although there was no mention of 'genetics')
8) play is ritualized aggression, this is how dogs learn to solve disputes without killing each other (except for pit bulls, this is how they learn to kill each other)
9) keep collars on so you have something to grab hold of when wigglebutt's genetics kick in (providing that you are not too frightened of your own dog to pull it off and run like hell)
10) leave if a pit bull comes into the park. (they have every right to be there and more so, because they are the only breed that matters and they are only doing what they have been bred to do since 1835, ie please their masters)
11) never use objects or violence to stop a pit bull (under no circumstances are you to EVER harm wigglebutts!)
12) carry a water bottle and spray them in the face (that'll do the trick!)
12) carry pepper spray and spray the dogs in the faces (it will incapacitate the normal dog and further enrage the mutant, ensuring a quicker kill and less suffering for the lesser cur, we aren't complete heathens)
13) PIT HEIL! PIT HEIL! PIT HEIL! PIT HEIL! PIT HEIL! PIT HEIL!
afterwards, the humans toasted marshmallows and mutants toasted chihuahuas while singing kumbaya. DRAYTON signed a few autographs for a nominal fee. everyone completing the educational course without puking, received a complimentary pair of rose colored glasses and a copy of the pit bull placebo autographed by JANE BERKEY and KAREN DELISE.
PIT HEIL!
19 comments:
PIT HEIL! PIT HEIL! PIT HEIL! PIT HEIL! PIT HEIL! PIT HEIL!
P.S: PIT HEIL!
Love the photo, btw.
PIT HEIL!
These are the absolute worst of the nutters as far as frustration, the ones that will not acknowledge the breed's genetics and the implications. Not only are they the most likely to lead the gullible into dangerous situations, but they are by far the most unintelligent among the nutters. There basic method of thinking is: I will not form beliefs that make me feel bad.
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Because everything that has to do with pit bulls is completely not genetic:
http://naturalpitbull.blogspot.com/
Which reminds me, I wrote a nice little article on pit nutters and cults:
http://pitsinthenews.blogspot.com/
It is truly the stupid or gullible people who are the easiest to influence.
Oh, and when it comes to comment 10 and 12. I'm sure pit nutters will gladly ignore stories like this one: http://www.timescolonist.com/Letters+Family+puppy+killed+bull+Saanich+park+questions+responsibility/3710416/story.html
Also, I thought pit bulls were the kindest and most caring dogs anyone could come across. If this were the case, shouldn't all dogs and people be safe with pits in a dog park?
These kind of comments show you how much these people put their chosen breed above all others, regardless of the situation at hand or the rights of the other people to bring their tamer canines to a dog park. Hello, it's a dog park, not a pit park. Although at this point I'm all for breed segregation if it will keep pit bulls from fatally wounding others pets.
Why can't they create separate dog parks for pit bulls? Let them kill each other. Are they scared it would look too much like they are promoting dog fighting or what?
So Jane Saul Berkey, Ledy VanKavage and Best Friends are basically admitting that pit bulls are aggressive and have issues in dog parks, but is is ok to let pit bulls keep killing and mauling.
They are also saying that it is ok for pit bulls to rip your dogs to shreds, kill your dog in front of your eyes, and that you should just let pit bulls do it.
Also that when that aggression gets re-directed at the people in the park, pit bulls should be allowed to kill and jurt people.
They also are promoting the sale and breeding of the chosen dog of the KKK and the KKK's dogfighting industry, PIT BULLS
So Ledy, Jane, and this chump tool are akcnowledging that they will warrantee pit bulls, they will take responsibility for them here, and they can be held responsible for the damage and mutilation that pit bulls do in this dog park since they are advising.
Like someone giving medical advice, they are responsible for it and the consequences.
Victims of pit bulls need to have their lawyers file against Saul Berkey's Animal Farm, Best Friends Animal Society, Ledy VanKavage, Jane Saul Berkey,and all affiliated for damages and pain and suffering.
#11 is just the worst. Never hurt a pit bull attacking your dog because...come on Drayton..what is the reason? How about listening to that part of your lizard brain that tells you "kill that thing which is trying to kill that which you love". Yeah, that lizard brain of mine makes more sense.
Drayton, Ledy VanKavage, Jane Saul Berkey, Best Friends Animal Society do not want you to try to save your own dog from being killed when one of their KKK pit bulls attacks because if you get hurt, they know the pit bull owner will get sued and will be forced to take responsibility and be held accountable for damages.
If your dog is killed or injured, the pit bull owner will get away with it.
These maniacs want your dog to die so they can keep selling pit bulls without taking responsibility for the damage these fighting breeds do.
What To Do if your Dog is Injured or Killed by Another Dog?
http://www.dogbitelaw.com/PAGES/what-2-do-dog.html
Shar Pei mix don't you realize that your "friends" on this site hate your dog? Shar Pei's were fighting dogs for centuries longer than pit bulls. These "people" hate all the fighting breeds. Your choice of acquaintances is yours to make but I would think you would pick people that were more in line with your choice of pet.
I should have read your profile first. These are your kind of people.
Anon 7:32-7:34, don't YOU realize "shar-pei mix" is just another euphemism shelters have been using to label what they know are pit bulls or pit mixes in order to place them with unsuspecting people who know the fighting history of pits but not shar-peis? Guess not or you also probably would've realized that most normal people don't pick screen names based on the dogs they own. That's typical of pit nutters whose entire identity is wrapped up in their dog.
I meant to add, since most of the pit nutters who come here have the reading comprehension skills of a toddler, that it's likely that screen name was created out of a sense of irony.
Hmm...pit nutter suggests not risking yourself for your dog because humans are more important (maybe that is the whitewash), yet said pit nutter does not put people first by owning and advocating for a dangerous breed.
PIT HEIL!
PIT HEIL!
you might not have been following my blog back in february and april. i think you will enjoy these.
http://cravendesires.blogspot.com/search/label/pit%20nazis
"11) never use objects or violence to stop a pit bull"
This idiot doesn't have the right to dictate to anyone how they should react to a pit bull attack. His piss poor advice is only going to delay rescue and worsen injuries. In every case, people should use any object or weapon available and fight back with super intensity. In a public setting, yell for help and ask bystanders to detain the pit bull's owner so they do not flee the scene. The goal should be to permanently disable or kill the pit bull and hold the owner accountable.
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