Sunday, January 22, 2012

Dignitas' Pit Nutter Featured Post

Congratulations, Jessie D.! You win!

What I gather from this post is...

1. Jessie says that the only reason pit bulls attack is because it is "canine instinct" or their owners raised them that way.
2. Assuming that pit bulls are just like any other dog, other dogs will only attack because of "canine instinct" or their owners raised them that way.
3. Jessie's "Maltese poodle" has bitten and/or attacked at least one person.
4. Put 1, 2 and 3 together. By Jessie's logic, she raised her dog to attack.


And I don't understand why she's saying that pit bulls were "bred as a nurses [sic] aid." These dogs provide the maimed victims that the nurses try so hard to save. Perhaps that's what she meant.

9 comments:

Anne King said...

Oh well done....i bet even the pitbulls themselves are collectively shaking their heads at this one!!!

DubV said...

In the medical field, I'd say a pit is closer to being a phlebotomist than a nurses aide. The phlebotomist is the one that takes you blood.

DubV said...

If they invented a drug to make you that dumb temporarily, there would be a market for it among sensation seekers. They'd take it say funny stuff while being serious. Maybe the slang for its use would "taking a ride on the shortbus".

Dude, I BaggedYourPit said...

Just when you think the claims of pit bull defenders couldn't get any more ridiculous, "bred to be nurses' aides" arrives.

Priceless!

dawn james said...

how freakin creatively awesome.

i need to get the phlebotomist dog link to jessie dipshit.

please shoot me an email and tell me where i can find her.

snarky said...

ahh what joy to be rescued into ma masspaws's household. blaring tv, kids fighting and screaming, ab twister plonked sguare in the middle of the living room. three or four or more sweet, loving pitbulls romping sweetly with the neighbours chihuahua . ahh, on second thought sent me back to finish my murder sentence.

Sputnik2009 said...

I'm kinda baffled by Jessie's point that a pit bull would no more hurt a person than a golden retriever would. Weren't goldens the dogs that attacked most, according to the pit-cases? Doesn't that mean we're all really in danger if pits are just as dangerous as goldens?

Or is it just me...

dawn james said...

in the eyes of nutters, we're all sad cases. logic and reason weighs us down unnecessarily.

snarky said...

ignorant, narrow-minded , bored, and lonely is what we must be according to most overweight, tattooed, dingbats in waiting for that special felon to get out .