st petersburg, florida before there was NICK SANTINO, there was CRAIG WADE ALLEMAN.
ALLEMAN'S "award winning" pit bull terrier, ERRASSMO, chewed through chain link fences and garage doors, chased neighbors and attacked them. when the authorities responded, ERRASSMO chased them all onto their vehicles. thirteen ignorant racist haters who lived in the vicinity of the poor misunderstood wiggle butt testified to his dangerousness. poor wiggle butt, apparently the ignorant board members didn't know about STUBBY or PETEY or how pit bulls made america great. and best friends and animal farm foundation had not yet found their voice for the downtrodden pit bull. the board ordered poor ERRASSMO to be muzzled and locked up. ALLEMAN contested the muzzle, stating the muzzle makes it impossible to train him "to attain the goals I'm shooting for." the board amended their decision to allow ERRASSMO to be muzzle free at dog shows and schutzhund events so that ERRASSMO might attain his third obedience win.
"If these people have contracted a phobia about this dog, I can't do anything about it."
CRAIG WADE ALLEMAN
but because CRAIG WADE ALLEMAN was such a pillar of society, he did do something. ALLEMAN built a double fence, topped and electrified.
but the horror of discrimination and oppression weighed heavily on his elegant soul. in an effort to overcome the daily shame that was cast upon his all american dog, ALLEMAN resorted to drugs to dull the pain. poor poor ALLEMAN, he and his all american dog were just too delicate for this world. four and half years after their public humiliation, ALLEMAN was arrested for cocaine, followed by a robbery and aggravated battery of a senior citizen 2 years later, followed by two more cocaine arrests at 2 year intervals. poor poor ALLEMAN, poor poor ERRASSMO. there is just not enough cocaine in the state of florida to right that wrong.
while we don't know what became of ERRASSMO, we do know that poor poor ALLEMAN died at the age of 56, no doubt a broken man over the discrimination of his "award winning" ERRASSMO.
palm beach post, may 30, 1985
florida criminal record
obituary
2 comments:
thanks craven for, that sad story . whats that tinny , scratchy sound i hear? could it be the worlds smallest violin playing for hard-done to and hard biting mutant pit doggs and their scummy crack-sucking owners. i heard once someone say ..."i dont suffer fools but i like it when fools suffer". well i dont just like it , i fucking eat it up.
I bet his pit had a little 3" by 3 " shaved spot on his back where the owner would do his blow.
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