Monday, January 7, 2013

the saga of the alpaca massacre continues


ALONZO NORMAN

















essex county, virginia  officials believe that the theft of the two cold blooded thrill killers on the eve of their destruction was the result of an inside job between ALONZO NORMAN and one of the shelter workers.

at ALONZO NORMA'S request, shelter worker JAMES B. FENNELL testified in open court on behalf of the psychopathic pit nutter.

on december 17th, ALONZO NORMAN suddenly withdrew his appeal and agreed to allow the much needed and deserved dirt naps of his two frankenmaulers. the mutants were scheduled to die on december 21st but they were stolen the night before.












FENNELL is described as a 43 yr old man, stocky build, mustache, sandy colored hair, numerous tats, with a military history and was formerly employed in law enforcement. he is sometimes described as a very ugly, very mentally ill looking woman.















 Tappahannock Police Chief James Ashworth reported that two town officers have been assigned to the investigation.






















the two stolen pit bulls are a 65-pound-male with tan and white markings and a 55-pound-female with tan and white markings.

anyone with information regarding the investigation or the mutants' location should please call the Tappahannock Police Department at 804-443-3992 or the Essex County Sherriff’s Department at 804-443-3346.



10 comments:

Miss Margo said...

From the article:

"Ashworth called the case “really strange.”"

yeah no kidding

I'm so confused. Did you photoshop that lipstick on him, or did he actually go out in public that way?

weird

Putme Incharge said...

Possibly the most blatant case of "Animal Uncontrol" of all time.

Seriously, you are supposed to care about animals, but you decide that the mutants are more important then anyone else or their pets. Nice.

I hope they find these creatures (the four legged ones) and carry out what was supposed to be done.

dawn james said...

nope, i didn't put lipstick on that pig.

tropical storms said...

Are these people loose and being sought or are they now in custody? I trust Alonzo hasn't a dime to his name with which to pay restitution for the poor alpacas.

Packhorse said...

"a 65-pound-male with tan and white markings and a 55-pound-female"

They couldn't let that wonderful bloodline get the euthanasia needle. Gotta breed those game-tested, delightful creatures!

Rumpelstiltskin said...

Packhorse,

Yeah, I bet some pit nutter is just itching to breed those pits.

vintage said...

GREAT NANNY DOG MOMENTS IN PIT BULL HISTORY:

The 354th US Pit Bull DBRF occurred on Tuesday, when 65 year old Betty Todd was killed while babysitting at her Pit owning son's home. Her grandkids who witnessed the spectacle had to call 911.

Now, that's some heartwarming Nanny pit action!

http://www.fatalpitbullattacks.com/index.php

*Disclaimer..You Can't Make This Stuff Up!

70dd0968-b7d2-11e1-92d9-000bcdcb5194 said...

vintage said - "Now, that's some heartwarming Nanny pit action!"

Obviously, Nanny Pit was jealous of Grandmommy usurping the Nanny job, and decided to take Grandmommy out of competition.

Them pitties are serious about their Nanny status.

snarky said...


pitters say that pits are totally harmless but will die for their owners , so maybe the mutant was just defending her white trash family from another undog monstrosity. psychos hate competition.

Packhorse said...

Four Injured In Dog Attack

Reason for pit bull terrier’s behavior remains unknown

("Being a pit bull terrier" not considered.)

http://theintelligencer.net/page/content.detail/id/579738/Four-Injured-In-Dog-Attack.html?nav=515