Thursday, March 18, 2010

famous pit nutter: Porn Star Michael Brandon

here ya go nutters, here's another one for your "famous" list.


just how EDGY does animal planet want to go?

16 comments:

  1. Do they really want to get THIS much edgier? Animal Planet has been going downhill for quite some time now but this is disgusting.

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  2. "Much maligned species"?

    God these people are dumb!

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  3. The pit nutters must be very proud to include him along side the midget felon, Madam Torres, Jessica Biel, Jesse James, Kris Crawford, Rachel Ray, Linda Blair and Teddy Roosevelt. What a shame they can't all get together for a group photo.

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  4. Isn't this the guy who KILLED one of the Vick dogs.

    It was hit by a car under his watch, supposedly "rescuing" it

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  5. maybe you are thinking of brandon bond, the freak show tattoo artist in georgia that did a documentary about the vick dogs.

    http://strangleholdmerch.com/vicktory-to-the-underdog-p-191.html

    plan to blog him one day.

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  6. The "pimping for pits channel" gets a whole new meaning now.

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  7. Surely not!! Even the PFP (Pimping for Pits) channel won't stoop this low. Don't they have to follow some kind of guidelines about family programming? Give me back the twin beds of Ricky and Lucky!

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  8. Ah yes, craven.

    That is the one.

    I'm mixing up my deviants.

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  9. So there are two tattoo-pit-bull-loving-freak Brandons? I was confused as well! Thanks for the clarification. Oh, and here's Bond.

    http://www.dogsbite.org/blog/2009/08/another-vick-dog-dies-former-sports.html

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  10. Animal Planet Channel has apparentlly decided to join the ranks of the Pit-Jihadists with it's All Pits, All the time programming....It pissed me of so I wrote a song about it:

    MONEY FOR NUTTERIN’

    Now look at them yo-yo's that's the way you do it
    You play Lion Tamer on the APC
    That ain't workin' that's the way you do it
    Money for nutterin’ and pits for free
    Now that ain't workin' that's the way you do it
    Lemme tell ya them guys ain't dumb
    Maybe get to lose all your fingers
    Maybe gouge "Otises'" eyes with your remaining thumb

    We gotta install cremation ovens
    Custom kennels pup deliveries
    We gotta fill these refrigerators
    Pimpin' donations on color TV

    See the little grifter with the agent and the breakstick
    Yeah buddy that's his own lair
    That little grifter puts Pit Bulls on a airplane
    That little grifter she's a tax free millionaire

    We gotta install cremation ovens
    Custom kennels pup deliveries
    We gotta fill these refrigerators
    Pimpin' donations on color TV

    I shoulda learned to play a nutter
    I shoulda learned to burn dogs in drums
    Look at that mama, service-doggin’ in the camera
    Man we could have some fun
    And he's up there, what's that? Growlin’ noises?
    Rippin’ off faces like a chimpanzee
    That ain't workin' that's the way you do it
    Money for nutterin’ and Pits for free

    Look a' here
    That ain't workin' that's the way you do it
    You play lion tamer on your APC
    That ain't workin' that's the way you do it
    Money for nutterin' and Pits for free
    Money for nutterin' and Pits for free

    Money for nutterin' and Pits for free

    Look at that, look at that

    Money for nutterin’ and Pits for free
    I want my, I want my, I want my APC
    Money for nutterin’ and Pits for free

    (Fade)
    I want my, I want my, I want my APC

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  11. It was good to see this quote refer to the pit bull as a 'species'. Because indeed, it's so far from what other dogs are that it's not really a dog anymore.

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  12. "it's so far from what other dogs are that it's not really a dog anymore."

    good comment

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  13. Certainly, the question of keeping Pit Bulls in the realm of domesticated animals must be raised as sociopaths have hyper-selected them.

    The 40,000 dog fighters in the US each kill 6 dogs annually, for not having the 'Right Stuff" No other "species" has such selection pressures.

    Prevent the Deed, Regulate the Breed...

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  14. I just loved the song...

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  15. Michael Brandon is bi-polar and a drug addict. a couple of times per decade over the past 5 decades he gets a dog. He has had shepards, pit bulls an dwhite dobermans. When his life goes awry like it always does the dog is sent to the pound. Hence, Mr. Brandon is a very bad example for dog and animal lovers.

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  16. "The pit nutters must be very proud to include him along side the midget felon, Madam Torres, Jessica Biel, Jesse James, Kris Crawford, Rachel Ray, Linda Blair and Teddy Roosevelt. What a shame they can't all get together for a group photo."

    As long as that group photo is on Teddy's turf.

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