tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4325894281523642428.post3449537156233891291..comments2024-03-10T10:40:12.454-07:00Comments on craven desires: less than alive but sufficient of evilscurrilous amateur bloggerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00575387156203723911noreply@blogger.comBlogger25125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4325894281523642428.post-84557810920644668792014-01-16T23:52:27.685-08:002014-01-16T23:52:27.685-08:00That is an ugly ass dog.
Pit nutters like to dres...That is an ugly ass dog. <br />Pit nutters like to dress their dogs in innocent looking attire so they appear cuddly and crap. But they are still shovel headed and ugly as demon spawn. Ugly.Rhea Lhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11620838589143701693noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4325894281523642428.post-39923207349917432802013-11-29T15:05:03.239-08:002013-11-29T15:05:03.239-08:00There once was a working gal named Cocker
Who woul...There once was a working gal named Cocker<br />Who would tease and entice and then blocker<br />Charms from the damn-near happily dead<br />eject them from her busy shed<br />piling up Pit bull corpses, a mysterious shocker.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4325894281523642428.post-46391519992507232322013-11-25T09:27:16.845-08:002013-11-25T09:27:16.845-08:00I like to visit the animal shelter on weekends to ...I like to visit the animal shelter on weekends to help exercise and socialize the puppies. This past weekend I played with a darling little collie mix puppy. After playtime I put his leash on and led him back to the kennel. <br /><br />As I walked down the row, all of the dogs started barking at me. That's of course, normal. Somebody walks past a kennel and they bark. Every dog focused on me and barked except for one, who laser sighted in on that puppy and began throwing itself against the chain link in a frenzy.<br /><br />I will give you one guess what kind of dog it was.Packhorsehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17180571971381589396noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4325894281523642428.post-66767751839518178352013-11-25T09:06:11.367-08:002013-11-25T09:06:11.367-08:00Great idea!Great idea!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4325894281523642428.post-76419320010310198092013-11-25T08:08:05.078-08:002013-11-25T08:08:05.078-08:00We need to host an annual Pit Poetry Slam!We need to host an annual Pit Poetry Slam!Packhorsehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17180571971381589396noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4325894281523642428.post-72858538193728563462013-11-25T00:06:46.192-08:002013-11-25T00:06:46.192-08:00Yes, that has to be Sadfalada! Awesome!
You'...Yes, that has to be Sadfalada! Awesome!<br /><br />You've got the Dogmeat while I have the Wiles<br />if you be uncomfortable with Milton, Socrates or Keats<br />I'll comfort you dear, with chunks of ill-gained meats<br /><br />Seriously, Keats has never been a rhyming couplet with "ill-gained meats" ever!<br /><br />And meals - also awesome! <br /><br />And now little Lady is knocked up, <br />With that mean ugly pit bull mutt,<br />With coats short and curly, <br />Big maws, and so burly, <br />Too bad Lady was such a slut. <br /><br />seriously, the best limerick eva!Small Survivorshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05150912262473853541noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4325894281523642428.post-61277888370843940582013-11-24T17:18:46.478-08:002013-11-24T17:18:46.478-08:00I was 3 feet back from my computer screen when thi...I was 3 feet back from my computer screen when this page opened.<br /><br />I honestly thought the picture was of either a black leopard or black jaguar.<br /><br />Awesome poetry.DubVhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14367764785422714196noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4325894281523642428.post-62115629125983094812013-11-24T10:35:24.087-08:002013-11-24T10:35:24.087-08:00anonymous poems are extremely compelling...anonymous poems are extremely compelling...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4325894281523642428.post-66106140274740471912013-11-23T23:38:39.784-08:002013-11-23T23:38:39.784-08:00And what freaks will these puppies be,
With Cocke...And what freaks will these puppies be, <br />With Cocker/pit bull in their family tree. <br />Sudden rage syndrome,<br />With jaws that can break bone<br />Sounds like quite the rabid pedigree. <br />Meals on Wheelshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01057744351180201708noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4325894281523642428.post-25846781427152738682013-11-23T23:27:53.299-08:002013-11-23T23:27:53.299-08:00That HAS to be Sadfalada, no one could ever come u...That HAS to be Sadfalada, no one could ever come up with such great words and rhymes!<br /><br />OK now I'm inspired, it won't be as good, but there are a great number of things you don't have to be good at but can still enjoy!<br /><br /> There once was a Cocker named "Lady", <br /><br />Although pampered and sweet, she was shady. <br /><br />She was swept off her feet, <br />A Pas de deux in retreat, <br /><br />Over chain link, two dogs making Babies. <br /><br /><br />And now little Lady is knocked up, <br />With that mean ugly pit bull mutt,<br />With coats short and curly, <br />Big maws, and so burly, <br />Too bad Lady was such a slut. <br /> <br />Meals on Wheelshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01057744351180201708noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4325894281523642428.post-79283062916507726992013-11-23T19:48:52.448-08:002013-11-23T19:48:52.448-08:00so talented. thanks for sharing it on craven desir...so talented. thanks for sharing it on craven desires.scurrilous amateur bloggerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00575387156203723911noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4325894281523642428.post-39051830601633783252013-11-23T19:07:48.235-08:002013-11-23T19:07:48.235-08:00^^^^Standing ovation!!!!!^^^^^^^^Standing ovation!!!!!^^^^scorched earthhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15765044848187036298noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4325894281523642428.post-27974725541795757502013-11-23T16:29:04.603-08:002013-11-23T16:29:04.603-08:00Poodle and Pit bull did once agree
To merge their ...Poodle and Pit bull did once agree<br />To merge their fortunes in a family tree<br />And upon a stately alleyway they formally met<br />attended by wagering, animal control<br />and unscrupulous vets;<br />said the Poodle to Pitbull's<br />lascivious smile,<br />You've got the Dogmeat while I have the Wiles<br />if you be uncomfortable with Milton, Socrates or Keats<br />I'll comfort you dear, with chunks of ill-gained meats<br />and playtime with Cesar, and tug-of-war with innocent tree<br />and tour of trailer park to prove my sagacity<br />That Poodles know best how Pit bulls be fullfilled<br />worry not your handsome head, so cubic square and crude..<br />continue in your mayhem, dear, I'll now enjoy my etude<br />And await your return, your heavy cretinous plod<br />So like a barbarian, forgotten, minor god<br />and each day enchant me with idiot rage or slobbering servility<br />And bless our union sweet and rare, with maladroit fertility.<br />But first this fine union be joined by a symbol of your house<br />An ornament you'll proudly wear as Poodle's wigglebutt spouse<br />encircling your mighty maw with bands of carbon steel<br />We'll seal your bite and seal the deal<br />so come down from there, my Dear, time enough,<br />for romance and rapine<br />and costume sex and playing rough<br />and with these rivets, dear, forever we'll be entertained<br />that in love or death, the master dog<br />Is by the cur restrained.<br /><br /><br /><br />Are we agreed, Sir, in kind civility? How you do stare-- mindless as a bug-sprayed bee<br />let us consider now what comes most unnaturally<br />Curly-haired gals ain't cheap and ain't free.<br /><br /><br /><br /> Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4325894281523642428.post-57875962022104679642013-11-23T11:50:33.177-08:002013-11-23T11:50:33.177-08:00Anonymous "Flying Wallenda" comment crac...Anonymous "Flying Wallenda" comment cracked me up. What a great description. Though I am probably one of the few here old enough to know who they were.PutMeInCharge4OneDayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03093945424999135876noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4325894281523642428.post-74663971947240529352013-11-23T10:21:38.634-08:002013-11-23T10:21:38.634-08:00Ew! Only dogs could take an already unpretty act a...Ew! Only dogs could take an already unpretty act and turn it into The Flying Wallendas.<br />Oh well, at least it was a memorable date.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4325894281523642428.post-58559191235035295202013-11-23T09:35:17.290-08:002013-11-23T09:35:17.290-08:00Of course, the pit bull the most perilous sort is ...Of course, the pit bull the most perilous sort is the type that has only known love and kindness, and is a trusted companion of children. He has a name like Kissy Face or Snuggles. Or Pimpy Do Dah (Hello there facebook pit bull tribe!) He has been patently twaiting, and one day, it's the neighbor's cat or poodle, or the little old lady that went to get the mail, or the visiting grandfather, or it's a child, one the beast knew its entire life. <br /><br />By the way, that Cocker Spaniel mutt got to hitch a ride over the fence with Mr. Pit Bull, still hooked together. Dog mating is really brutal, but this case seems even more so. Meals on Wheelshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01057744351180201708noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4325894281523642428.post-81901221366743327162013-11-23T07:14:59.739-08:002013-11-23T07:14:59.739-08:00"Meals on Wheels said...
I think this sort o..."Meals on Wheels said... <br />I think this sort of quietly patiently waiting may be of the more perilous sort than the enthusiasm of a more in your face violent sort that throws themselves with all their weight and might to snarl and bark at any passers by"<br /><br />-------------<br /><br />My thought is that much like a terrorist cell, this is the type of pit bull that will bide its time and wait for that perfect moment. The only thing holding it back is lack of opportunity, but we know some point in their life they "somehow get loose".<br /><br />When I read of pit bull break in attacks on a neighbor, I do not doubt that the dog had the idea in its head for a long time and was just waiting for that perfect moment.<br />PutMeInCharge4OneDayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03093945424999135876noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4325894281523642428.post-36987508493878910672013-11-23T06:48:37.942-08:002013-11-23T06:48:37.942-08:00True story - a close friend of mine rescued a Stan...True story - a close friend of mine rescued a Standard Poodle bitch from a puppy mill. Her next planned breeding was to be with a pit bull. Now THERE is a just-in-time rescue!<br /><br />What would you call that cross? A pittle? A poopit? scorched earthhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15765044848187036298noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4325894281523642428.post-8753476476979769502013-11-23T05:44:54.574-08:002013-11-23T05:44:54.574-08:00
cocker x pit = revenge of the bait dog .<br /> cocker x pit = revenge of the bait dog .Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4325894281523642428.post-8748251226981371002013-11-23T03:42:27.480-08:002013-11-23T03:42:27.480-08:00cocker x pit, sounds like rosemary's baby.
ha...cocker x pit, sounds like rosemary's baby.<br /><br />hahahahahha<br /><br />Great poem and yes I love the commenteriat on this blog!Miss Margohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09738133130130308032noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4325894281523642428.post-35141731721630398732013-11-23T00:05:58.588-08:002013-11-23T00:05:58.588-08:00cocker x pit, sounds like rosemary's baby.cocker x pit, sounds like rosemary's baby.<br /><br />scurrilous amateur bloggerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00575387156203723911noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4325894281523642428.post-21899295413475089162013-11-22T22:41:34.099-08:002013-11-22T22:41:34.099-08:00The poor cocker spaniel. I hope the owner knows t...The poor cocker spaniel. I hope the owner knows they can have the spawn aborted.<br />Small Survivorshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05150912262473853541noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4325894281523642428.post-14188877416752032022013-11-22T22:40:05.246-08:002013-11-22T22:40:05.246-08:00Never! Pit bull Poet Laureate is fantastic! I do...Never! Pit bull Poet Laureate is fantastic! I don't know who this is. Craven Desires attracts talent, that's all I know. Small Survivorshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05150912262473853541noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4325894281523642428.post-60403631055020282192013-11-22T22:23:49.185-08:002013-11-22T22:23:49.185-08:00It seems Craven Desires has become the better repo...It seems Craven Desires has become the better repository of Pit Bull Poetry than Pit Bull Poet Laureate. <br /><br />I think this sort of quietly patiently waiting may be of the more perilous sort than the enthusiasm of a more in your face violent sort that throws themselves with all their weight and might to snarl and bark at any passers by. At least these dogs are honest. I met such a dog tonight, taking a friend home. 6' of chain link, and my friend says he's out all the time. In fact, he mated with someones Cocker Spaniel mutt, and when the neighbor went out to shoo him away, he jumped their shorter 3' chain link fence, still hooked to little miss Cocker Spaniel mutt who is now germinating his spawn. Meals on Wheelshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01057744351180201708noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4325894281523642428.post-29740413174334247882013-11-22T22:21:48.071-08:002013-11-22T22:21:48.071-08:00perhaps sadfaladaperhaps sadfaladaSmall Survivorshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05150912262473853541noreply@blogger.com