tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4325894281523642428.post8553841906458349547..comments2024-03-10T10:40:12.454-07:00Comments on craven desires: trick or treat!scurrilous amateur bloggerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00575387156203723911noreply@blogger.comBlogger70125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4325894281523642428.post-64218876349110248692014-01-19T12:20:16.877-08:002014-01-19T12:20:16.877-08:00First glance I thought his name was Frank McAnusFirst glance I thought his name was Frank McAnusRhea Lhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11620838589143701693noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4325894281523642428.post-20063739729265468272013-11-28T07:56:39.413-08:002013-11-28T07:56:39.413-08:00Uh..Frank McManus here. Maybe you all don't li...Uh..Frank McManus here. Maybe you all don't like me, being haters and all, but don't you feel a little compassion for me and my Passion? You may have noticed, in a picture meant to be viewed only by my CLOSEST friends and clients, that my pants are partly tattoo illusion, partly real, and that my knees have no joints, and my torso has no muscle, only enough bulk to support a neon teeshirt. I need a doorframe on a cheap rental to keep me semi-upright. And why you ask? For the love of Pit bulls.Because they deserve so much. Because they deserve people like me who are afraid to sit down or stand upright because that would encourage YOU, the haters of Pit bulls. There are more Pit bulls than Haters on Craigslist you don't believe me just look. I offer a Tatt that says that too you knows its for real. So give up now and things don't have to get ugly.<br />Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4325894281523642428.post-62672530904707943662013-10-25T12:11:38.584-07:002013-10-25T12:11:38.584-07:00i agree, wonderful poem. been looking closer at th...i agree, wonderful poem. been looking closer at that shelter. what a mess. <br />considering blogging bo combined with some other shelter BS i recently stumbled on. if i do, i will include your fine work.scurrilous amateur bloggerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00575387156203723911noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4325894281523642428.post-776938417620525292013-10-25T09:52:17.726-07:002013-10-25T09:52:17.726-07:00I think it's brilliant! If it was illustrated ...I think it's brilliant! If it was illustrated like a science text graphic, it would allow for even greater clarity, and give room for notations! Like a zoological study, it would indicate variations of proportion, coloration, gait, behavior, and coat. It could also depict the human types associated with them, for a touch of both humor and terror! Loves it, Packhorse!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4325894281523642428.post-5156162947651520272013-10-25T05:38:59.206-07:002013-10-25T05:38:59.206-07:00Great poem, Anon!
I'm starting to think DogsB...Great poem, Anon!<br /><br />I'm starting to think DogsBite or another group should print a brochure that is a "field guide to pits." Potential dog adopters could take them to unethical shelters and rescues that mislabel pits. Show the tell-tale signs of a dog who is pure or predominantly pit, along with some of the breeds they are typically mislabeled as. Include facts about the dangers of bringing home a pit. <br /><br />What do you think?Packhorsehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17180571971381589396noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4325894281523642428.post-54387026912285455862013-10-25T01:42:22.114-07:002013-10-25T01:42:22.114-07:00Great poem <3
I'll never ever understand w...Great poem <3<br /><br />I'll never ever understand why a person would choose to own a dog that regularly tries to kill cats. For instance borzois are IMO some of the most beautiful creatures on earth, they are truly magnificent especially when they run. However, even if I lived in the country with wide open fields for them to use I'd never have a borzoi because of the prey drive. Inevitably someone's pet (or a poor stray) would end up in it's jaws, and I couldn't get used to that.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4325894281523642428.post-74723139251839202792013-10-24T17:54:24.395-07:002013-10-24T17:54:24.395-07:00Bo, Bo, ain't you the spectacle
An exorcism mi... Bo, Bo, ain't you the spectacle<br />An exorcism might rend you briefly respectable<br />So let's polish up some fraudulent blather<br />and incense burn, and in holy water slather<br />Your ill-fitting hide, where lumpy demons lurk<br />and chant forth the canon of ego's perilous perks<br />And dance in a circle to avoid Bo's assault<br />We may lose a cheap life; a ladder's at fault. The Ladder's our Altar, kept<br />safe in our Vault<br />so that Bo may frolic in Celestial, Radiant Rage<br />And We will Decide how the congregation gauge<br /> Our smelly and lethally blundering Relic<br />A vision from a long and bad trip psychedelic<br />burping aroma of Bo-Purposed cat<br />savoring severed hand from one misplaced pat<br />jogging on the sidewalk, owner dragged facedown<br />Enjoying Nature close-up, then you'll tour the Town<br />And, verily, Meet and Greet and Excorciate <br />And Glare, and Scramble and Salivate<br />and choose at whim who to kill or traumatize<br />And put to proof what the Appointed, Theorize<br />and Sacrifice Heretics, if their Faith not revise.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4325894281523642428.post-47515130501453053942013-10-24T17:52:07.047-07:002013-10-24T17:52:07.047-07:00If they are black they are a "lab mix" b...If they are black they are a "lab mix" but if they are black and white they are a "border collie mix." See how simple that is? <br /><br />"Border collie mix"? snicker...scorched earthhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15765044848187036298noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4325894281523642428.post-29362419104087921312013-10-24T17:32:17.324-07:002013-10-24T17:32:17.324-07:00Yeah, he sure looks like a border collie.Yeah, he sure looks like a border collie.Packhorsehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17180571971381589396noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4325894281523642428.post-75018176268675569342013-10-24T16:41:02.441-07:002013-10-24T16:41:02.441-07:00Gee Bo sounds great! What kind of dingfuck would w...Gee Bo sounds great! What kind of dingfuck would want a dog with these credentials? tropical stormshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00801723382664621739noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4325894281523642428.post-59719056789060408012013-10-24T14:43:33.744-07:002013-10-24T14:43:33.744-07:00the petfinder listing super sanitized BO'S cat...the petfinder listing super sanitized BO'S cat killing activities but there are still neough red flags on that profile that would warrant a dirt nap.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.petfinder.com/petdetail/24090302" rel="nofollow"><br />Bo is a Lab/Border Collie mix, approximately 3 years old, and weighs 60 lbs. He is a active boy that loves to play and loves toys. He has been in and out of the shelter since August 2012 but he doesn't do well with cats and keeps coming back. Can you give him a cat free environment to call home?<br /><br />Update 10/9/13:<br />Bo is a friendly dog with all people. He will meet you at his kennel door ready to go! Bo is a strong dog. His perfect owner is someone who is active, perhaps a runner/hiker. Someone who is strong enough to handle his energy but has the patience to work him on his manners and obedience.<br />Needs work on his social manners, he seems to think jumping up on you is ok.<br />Good with kids: may be a little overpowering for small kids.<br />Good with other dogs: not all dogs, a meet and greet is welcomed.<br />Food bowl test: he guarded his food bowl a little but was NOT aggressive.<br />Basic obedience: consistent "sit", more training would help.<br />Toys: loves squeaky toys and a Kong toy. He thought it was more fun playing keep away with the Kong toy than sharing it with a person. He could probably entertain himself if he was given the right toys.<br />Dislikes: uncomfortable when anyone yells. A little uncomfortable having his mouth examined.<br />Leash manners: needs some work. Pulls and seems to change direction on a whim.</a><br /><br />NOT suitable for 90 lb weakling adopters, prefer body builders.<br />KEEP him away from cats.<br />KEEP him away from small children. he loves to chew on things that make high pitched noises and will not give them up.<br />USE CAUTION around other dogs.<br />DON'T mess with his food bowl.<br />DON'T touch his mouth.<br />BO DOES WHAT BO WANTS, WHENEVER IT STRIKES BO'S FANCY<br /><br />and what ever you do... DON'T raise your voice at him!scurrilous amateur bloggerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00575387156203723911noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4325894281523642428.post-86148067644454565452013-10-24T14:01:57.463-07:002013-10-24T14:01:57.463-07:00BO THE "LAB MIX"
http://theshelterpetpr...BO THE "LAB MIX"<br /><br />http://theshelterpetproject.org/pet?id=24090302<br /><br />"I'm Bo, and because I can't stop going after the kitties, I've been returned by my adopters -- TWICE!<br /><br />My friends here at the Franklin County KY Humane Society in Frankfort, KY, say I'm running out of time. YIKES!!!!!!<br /><br />So they wrote the Shelter Pet Project typing lady, who immediately asked me for my story, and here it is:<br /><br />I AM A GOOD DOG! I'm a great dog! I'm a very smart dog who needs active things to do and someone who can challenge my brain and show me there are much better things to do than go after cats."<br /><br />TRANSLATION: I'm Bo, and I kill cats. Two adopters returned me because I killed their pets. I'm choosy with dogs, so maybe I'll kill one of them next. I'm still being sold as a Labrador for the next sucker.Packhorsehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17180571971381589396noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4325894281523642428.post-53706016150367625772013-10-24T11:31:06.619-07:002013-10-24T11:31:06.619-07:00Love the narrator of that video PaginaDentata, LOL...Love the narrator of that video PaginaDentata, LOL! Very entertaining but God that is one creepy looking animal.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4325894281523642428.post-50085693580531389942013-10-24T11:17:57.030-07:002013-10-24T11:17:57.030-07:00i've seen that ugly freak on the porch before....i've seen that ugly freak on the porch before. he looks just like one of the mutants next to me. <br /><br />thanks for posting it. i had forgotten about it and i might incorporate it into saturday's festivities.scurrilous amateur bloggerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00575387156203723911noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4325894281523642428.post-88285744331703216352013-10-24T06:00:21.047-07:002013-10-24T06:00:21.047-07:00"I was just hangin in my house with Josh and ..."I was just hangin in my house with Josh and Andre!" bwaahahahahhahaha<br /><br />This video was really funny and the videographer was funny, too. <br /><br />"I just scraped the porch!"<br /><br />The dog just came inside, like he lived there. The home invasion by pit bulls really freaks me out.Miss Margohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09738133130130308032noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4325894281523642428.post-24298636096225029082013-10-24T00:55:05.728-07:002013-10-24T00:55:05.728-07:00This one is priceless...the dog idiot in action:
...This one is priceless...the dog idiot in action:<br /><br />http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=2e5_1373233654PaginaDentatanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4325894281523642428.post-21251420694066009052013-10-21T22:49:04.798-07:002013-10-21T22:49:04.798-07:00wow
Thank you, TS. I'm googleing the contrac...wow<br /><br />Thank you, TS. I'm googleing the contract right now!Miss Margohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09738133130130308032noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4325894281523642428.post-37559739428843605522013-10-21T20:26:45.673-07:002013-10-21T20:26:45.673-07:00O.D. Most of the women involved are passively invo...O.D. Most of the women involved are passively involved by was of husband/boyfriend however there have been and are several "stand alone" women in bulldogs. Those who are/were in it on their own (those whom I knew) were extremely tough competitors and breeders. There are several still active today.tropical stormshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00801723382664621739noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4325894281523642428.post-84899748170822025162013-10-21T19:53:21.484-07:002013-10-21T19:53:21.484-07:00TS, I noticed you named a few women the last time ...TS, I noticed you named a few women the last time you posted about your job. Are there a lot actively involved? orangedoghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05251922898197297995noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4325894281523642428.post-46904202884482021132013-10-21T18:49:49.125-07:002013-10-21T18:49:49.125-07:00P. S. Miss Margo the Mafia are also blue collar &q...P. S. Miss Margo the Mafia are also blue collar "working" class. If you live a criminal lifestyle there are always buckets of cash stashed around just waiting to be put to use. These guys are not just your everyday Joe's and this is serious hard core organized crime. That's the challenge to penetrating group. If it makes it easier think Mafia : families have crews that operate in different venues. Dogfighting is like the umbrella term Mafia, each interconnected group a family and those who interconnect with only a few members of those groups would be crews. Make no mistake, no matter how they look or sound these are very well organized criminals. tropical stormshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00801723382664621739noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4325894281523642428.post-33969527929992610322013-10-21T18:36:29.962-07:002013-10-21T18:36:29.962-07:00The owners and their connections ( if any) put up ...The owners and their connections ( if any) put up the money for the match and forfeit. When a match is contracted it specifies weight, sex, date, time, location and $ amount at which the dogs or bitches will fight. These usually are blue collar participants but keep in mind they pays no taxes on dog dealings and frequently have or illegal streams of income. Sales and stud fees generate a large portion of the dog dollars and these days most fast lane contenders are in a "combine" or group of participants. The non dog sources frequently generate substantial cash as well. Hope that helps. I think you can still find a copy of a sample contract online which might give you a visual reference to my text.tropical stormshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00801723382664621739noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4325894281523642428.post-47941791924592383792013-10-21T16:50:26.829-07:002013-10-21T16:50:26.829-07:00Tropical Storms, thanks for answering my question....Tropical Storms, thanks for answering my question.<br /><br />That's much more money than I would have thought. <br /><br />If you don't mind, where does the money for the purse come from...? Do the owners of the dogs put it up? Or does it come from ticket sales? Or both?<br /><br />I ask because in many of the pictures and posts I've read about them, they seem working class, like my family. It's difficult to rustle up thousands of bucks all of a sudden. <br /><br />But then, I guess we're talking about criminals here. Miss Margohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09738133130130308032noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4325894281523642428.post-25508948516303381662013-10-21T15:28:44.608-07:002013-10-21T15:28:44.608-07:00Fast lane are high dollar dogs fighting the best o...Fast lane are high dollar dogs fighting the best of breed and winning or showing well. They are usually hard biting barnstormers who can overwhelm and devastate their competition in short order. In the US (and many other countries as well) the left hand lane is the passing or "fast" lane. Examples would be dogs like Barracuda, Machobuck, Queen of Hearts, Chinaman etc. Those last two being legitimate aces. The others maybe but I can't really speak to their legitimacy, hard biting, talented barnstorming curs can look the part until they run into dogs that can stay with them. A pair of dogs from the first two were matched to great fan fare and both quit. One stood his line one his time to go and the winning dog refused to make a courtesy scratch. He did win the match but both quit cold. Called it a fast lane train wreck.tropical stormshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00801723382664621739noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4325894281523642428.post-88541382734254342212013-10-21T13:26:57.454-07:002013-10-21T13:26:57.454-07:00TS, can you elaborate on "fast lane dogs"...TS, can you elaborate on "fast lane dogs"? also i recently came across "left lane dogs". what does that mean?scurrilous amateur bloggerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00575387156203723911noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4325894281523642428.post-12417729305497349972013-10-21T11:15:55.919-07:002013-10-21T11:15:55.919-07:00P.S. Anyone really interested should check out the...P.S. Anyone really interested should check out the pricing on Tom Garner's pups.tropical stormshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00801723382664621739noreply@blogger.com