lifestyles of the rich and self absorbed

i declare december to be the official famous pit nutter month!

computer software, tax evasion, areotrekking, wrongful death lawsuit, yoga, assault weapons, bodyguards, orgies, young prostitutes, gang associates, drug manufacturing, rectal bath salts, murder... did i miss anything? oh wait... of course, gripping dogs!

when it comes to paranoid hedonists, JOHN MCAFEE is the master.

try to follow along.

MCAFEE was born in england but moved to the US at a young age where he was educated and enculturated. he was employed at NASA before branching out on his own to develop the first computer antivirus software. he sold his company in the 90's for a cool $100 million. 

in 2006, JOHN MCAFEE killed two birds with one stone when he moved to belize to avoid a wrongful death lawsuit on his exclusive daredevil flying compound in new mexico and to lower his U.S. tax burden after exploiting the american education system and business ventures. by 2009, his fortune had dwindled to $4 million. news sources blame the global economic crisis but i suspect much of the blame for the loss of his financial empire needs to be placed on his own poor judgement in the pursuit of his hedonistic needs; drugs, prostitutes and of course the millions spent on his 157 acre daredevil disneyland for aerotrekkers.

in belize, MCAFEE appeared to go off the deep end, indulging himself in women, drugs, weapons and dogs and earning the clinical designation: PARANOID.

“Measure your dose,. Apply a small amount of saliva to the middle finger, press it against the dose, insert. Doesn't really hurt as much as it sounds. We're in an arena (drugs/libido), that I navigate as well as anyone on the planet here. If you take my advice about this (may sound gross to some), you will be well rewarded.”

“Writing under the name ‘stuffmonger,’ a handle [McAfee] used on other online message boards, [he] posted more than 200 times over the next nine months about his ongoing quest to purify psychoactive drugs from compounds commercially available over the Internet,” Gizmodo reported. “‘I’m a huge fan of MDPV,’ he wrote. ‘I think it’s the finest drug ever conceived, not just for the indescribable hypersexuality, but also for the smooth euphoria and mild comedown.’”

the 67 year old deranged software tycoon was well known to the police in belize. MCAFEE was suspected of manufacturing drugs and in april 2012, the gang suppression unit raided his property. they found illegal weapons and underage prostitutes.

MCAFEE'S dogs were well known to his neighbors. there were numerous complaints of barking and aggression and attacks. one neighbor, Gregory Faull, had filed a complaint against MCAFEE noisy vicious dogs. the two men had words and the next day Gregory Faull's housekeeper found her boss shot dead in his home.

MCAFEE'S own dogs had been poisoned. some news sources say he blamed his neighbor, while other news sources say he blamed the government of belize, stating they were out to get him. at any rate, MCAFEE'S dogs were buried on his property. authorities have exhumed the dogs to see how they were killed. they are hoping that ballistics tests will provide a match to the one recovered from Faull's head. meanwhile MCAFEE fled the country seeking political asylum but guatemala, being the good neighbor they are, will send him back to belize for questioning in the murder of fellow expatriate Gregory Faull.

once again, i need to repeat the wise and wicked words of vintage.

*Goddamn..You Can't Make This Stuff Up!

MCAFEE the yoga master

MCAFEE the gangbanger

MCAFEE and the millionaire pit nutter salute

MCAFEE'S home - nice pit fence!

a MCAFEE mutt

two of MCAFEE'S dogs. TIGER pictured on the right was killed during the police raid or so the megalomaniac claims on his blog.

this is one of the dogs exhumed from MCAFEE'S property.

not sure when these photos were taken but this appears to be MCAFEE'S chosen pup SOLTON with one of his young prostitutes, i mean his "fiance" SAMANTHA.

SOLTON, bodyguard in training.

dogo? ambull? shitbull?


there are many outstanding links outlining the saga of this lunatic but Gavin Haynes' coverage is not to be missed at vice.com where he describes the millionaire as having the emotional IQ of a potato. it's almost as good as this piece on pit nutter JAMES FREY that miss margo turned me onto.

mailonline

daily mail

canberra times

the john mcafee story

bath salts

special thank you to meals on wheels for sending me the pics of the white puppy and alerting me to this undiscovered famous pit nutter. now the AFF can proudly add JOHN MCAFEE to their list!