Excruciating "music" and a hideous pestilence of meatpile dogs behaving
like rats on a sinking ship...naturally, flimsily anchored by lumbering
handlers, each wondering which direction to turn. You know, I just
think a little Mozart, Vivaldi or rapid gunfire could've classed up the
scene...you're welcome. ~Sadfalada
LOL @ the music.
ReplyDeleteThe whole thing is just gross.
Ugly, nasty, barking, pulling, attention deficit mutts. Just what the world needs more of.
ReplyDeleteWhere's the Korean BBQ?
ReplyDeletethe screamo music is a perfect mood setter for a cool shitbull video .
snarky, i was disappointed that laid music down over the original barking growling soundtrack.
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ReplyDeletei'll have another go at watching the gross vid , this time with it muted.
"Dog Shows" LOL!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteNot a single handler has a clue. The dogs sit, shit, bark, lunge, whirl. There are far more "exhibitors" than spectators. LOL!!!!
ReplyDeletein my mind ....that special place in hell would look much like this video , only worse . the owners would be ones wearing collars and leashes and they would be making screamo noises just like the video . lol , the dogs would be wagging those gross tails and would never stop.
LOL speaking of Hell, the other day it occurred to me that those medieval illustrations for religious scripts often feature heinous looking dogs (and demons), that are *clearly* based on pit bull ancestors. Looking at the images as a young girl I always thought "What kind of dogs are they supposed to be? I've never seen ones that ugly before." Now it all makes sense.
DeleteThey were bulldog-ish, but much more scary.
This is the pit bull version of the Westminster dog show.
ReplyDeleteOr maybe it's what goes on behind the dumpsters of the Westminster dog show.
Hard to make a pit bull video without it looking ghetto. None of the dogs were wearing prong collars, which they needed. Instead they are ALL wearing agitation collars. Just a lot of barking and growling and pit bull dog aggression. Then they hand out the trophies...what a joke.
"This is the pit bull version of the Westminster dog show.
ReplyDeleteOr maybe it's what goes on behind the dumpsters of the Westminster dog show."
lol.
i just watched part 1 again. i never realized it before but even the way they wag their tails is ugly.
And the lower rung is attracted to these things over in Europe because an American sports mag ran an unflattering article about them around 20 years ago?
ReplyDeleteYeah Dawn, those pit bulls, tails waggin', ready to get their game on.
ReplyDeleteThe ceremonial throwing down of a 40 lbs bag of dog food is priceless. LOL!
I guess if the cameras and witnesses weren't around, it would be a burlap sack of kittens.
For a little comic relief regarding the dog show world, try this video. There are several of this ilk--I picked one at random.
ReplyDeleteUnlike the pit handlers, these folks actually know what they're doing and are at the top of a very competitive field. They make it look easy, but what they do is actually very difficult and full of gamesmanship.
that's funny sky. i hadn't seen the "white men" version before, only the white working woman in knee length suits
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ReplyDeleteafter watching the vids its pretty hard to deny what pitbulls were bred for . all that lunging and rearing up on their hind legs and tail wagging seems to be pretty much what they are good at ....and jumping up to three meters to grip n shred lures . ive seen a few real life demo's too of what they live for and theres no doubt in my mind what pitbulls are good at . funny how something so obvious can be denied by the owners and advocates , quess it must be a secret admiration society .
those dogs are not well behaved at all, christ. why the hell would you try to show that off>
ReplyDeleteAll I see is DNA being activated all over the place.
ReplyDeleteI like to think of them as target practice opportunities.
ReplyDeleteExcruciating "music" and a hideous pestilence of meatpile dogs behaving like rats on a sinking ship...naturally, flimsily anchored by
ReplyDeletelumbering handlers, each wondering which direction to turn. You know, I just think a little Mozart, Vivaldi or rapid gunfire could've classed up the scene...you're welcome.
Excruciating "music" and a hideous pestilence of meatpile dogs behaving like rats on a sinking ship...naturally, flimsily anchored by lumbering handlers, each wondering which direction to turn. You know, I just think a little Mozart, Vivaldi or rapid gunfire could've classed up the scene...you're welcome.
ReplyDeletesadfalada, this is a masterpiece. i need to add it to the blog to ensure that no one misses this.
i will be laughing about this for the rest of the day...thank you.
ReplyDeleteI found an article on what happens to kids from international adoptions when their us parents can take care of them anymore. there are weirdos out there (like pedos and such) who serially adopt these kids until they get taken away. the reuters article is mostly about this horrible family, the easons, and then suddenly it became apparant that they are pit nutters. its a 4 part series, but all the parts are good. its crazy. if one of you runs the pit nutter website these two deserve an entry.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.reuters.com/investigates/adoption/#article/part4
"The ceremonial throwing down of a 40 lbs bag of dog food is priceless. LOL!"
ReplyDeleteHahahahahahahahahahaha
I think so too, that's a great phrase! This site offers some good laughs for such a grim subject!
ReplyDeleteThese are the people who show up everywhere claiming to be the ultimate dog experts and master trainers because they own a shitbull that hasn't killed them yet. They sincerely believe they know all about dogs and dog training.
ReplyDeleteI guess one of the attributes of being really dumb is that you're too dumb to know you're dumb, let alone how dumb you truly are.
these are the guys who think of cesar milan as Bro and dream of their own show on reality tv .
ReplyDeleteWatching those videos, I just rolled my eyes and sighed a little, chuckled a little.
ReplyDeleteThanks for all of your hilarious comments because the truth can be very funny! Just makes my day.
Those are some pro dog handlers there. LOL
ReplyDeleteThey cut away how they get the grippers to let go of the spring pole. A break stick demo would have been interesting. I wonder what the fur mommies think of this spectacle. I'm guessing they would be appalled at how many poor babies were "trained" to fight.
Sputnik, that's called the dunning-kruger effect.
ReplyDeleteThe Dunning–Kruger effect is a cognitive bias in which unskilled individuals suffer from illusory superiority, mistakenly rating their ability much higher than average. This bias is attributed to a metacognitive inability of the unskilled to recognize their mistakes.
I have to say things were much more orderly back in the day. Dogs had to be crated at all times except when on a suitable working lead of leather or heavy gauge nylon. "Facing" dogs was strictly prohibited and enforced and dogs displaying any aggression toward people were sent off the grounds ASAP. There was no whirling or barking , the dogs were completely focused on the dog ahead of them and the dogfighters had them under control. Crates, collars and leads and dog handling was just as you would see at a "real" showing of game dogs. There was some quite beer drinking in private and kids were as closely contained as the dogs. I'll bet Ralph Greenwood is spinning in his grave over the sideshow put on by the "pet bull" people. No matter how detestable they are the old school dogfighters knew how to handle bulldogs. Just in case anyone is unaware, Ralph Greenwood used Jimmy Boots as the conformational ideal.
ReplyDelete"I'll bet Ralph Greenwood is spinning in his grave over the sideshow put on by the "pet bull" people."
ReplyDeletei wonder what RALPH GREENWOOD would think of FRANK ROCCA'S presence and rubber stamping of this european freakshow?
"The ceremonial throwing down of a 40 lbs bag of dog food is priceless. LOL!"
ReplyDeletewhoa! LOL is right! how did i miss that gem?
"I guess one of the attributes of being really dumb is that you're too dumb to know you're dumb, let alone how dumb you truly are."
ReplyDeleteThis research
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
was awarded an Ignoble Prize.
Anonymous wrote:
ReplyDelete"LOL speaking of Hell, the other day it occurred to me that those medieval illustrations for religious scripts often feature heinous looking dogs (and demons), that are *clearly* based on pit bull ancestors. Looking at the images as a young girl I always thought "What kind of dogs are they supposed to be? I've never seen ones that ugly before." Now it all makes sense.
They were bulldog-ish, but much more scary."
They are called Gargoyles. I think real gargoyle dogs are much, much, much, more terrifying.
The hideous cacophony which is to represent music only points to the inkling that Aristotle was absolutely correct about the ability of music to corrupt.
ReplyDeletegargoyle dogs ...perfectly meshes with the death cult of skulls , hideous self-mutilations and gratuitous violence . death puppies for a youth culture of psychotic fuck-ups .
The dogs were out of control - jumping up on their owners and the judges, barking and lunging at each other, running and lunging on the leash when they should have been heeling... Did the owners even ever try to teach their dogs to heel I wonder?
ReplyDeleteIf your dog is aggressive to other dogs why would you take it to a 'show' full of other aggressive dogs? I wonder if when the cameras turned off they started the 'real' entertainment and had a good old dog fight...
These Dunning-Kruger sufferers (thanks orangedog and DubV) think their dogs ARE heeling. They think this is what heeling is. They also think that if you lift your dog's back end into a stand, this is obedience to the 'stand' command (if only the pit bull stays that way for two seconds before sitting again or continuing to take its dump on the field).
ReplyDeleteMy main regret here is that these people are too stupid to see how pathetic they are. It would be so nice for them to suddenly lose Dunning-Kruger and to realize what total asses they make of themselves by posting these videos.
Good question about the dogfighting later.
LOL....these idiots have been unable to teach their dogs simple, basic commands like sit, stay and heel. When I was 10 years old, I had a little mutt I taught all these commands, plus a variety of tricks. I was not a dog trainer. I was a ten year old with a milk bone in my pocket.
ReplyDeleteThese clowns are the laughing stock of the dog show world. How many times have I read an article where AC has picked up a pit bull for running loose and attacking the neighbors dog, but the ghetto-fabulous owner insists "My dogs is SHOW dogs! They ain't never been aggressive!"
This brings a puzzle to mind. According to these idiots, you have to train pit bull types to attack, otherwise all they do is lick people all day.
ReplyDeleteSo maybe that's why they think they're such good trainers? Because their pit bulls are constantly trying to attack things?
Come to think of it, I'm sure they all think they had to train their shit bulls to lock jaws on the spring pole.
I have to stop reflecting on this because I'm starting to get waking nightmares at the idea that people with so few brain cells can even walk.
Two pit bull related incidents before noon today.
ReplyDelete1. My nephews bus stop is in front of a pit-containing house and the pit lunges at people and has attacked at least 1 dog. Nutter walks by with pit while kids are getting on the bus and my sister-in-law asks him not to take the dog by there during that time because she knows its history. Nutter curses her and tells her not to stand on his property (public sidewalk deemed a bus stop by the board of education). I'm off today, so I went to the school bus terminal and had the bus stop changed.
2. I'm eating lunch with my brother that is the manager of a well known delivery system. One of his workers was chased into their vehicle by a pit bull that just last year mauled another worker. Pit was declared dangerous but was running free today obviously. It's getting picked up now and will get the pink juice.
Total negative labrador retriever related incidents in my life so far? Zero.
sheesh! i don't think moving the bus stop is the way to go. having armed parents taking turns monitoring the bus stop is the only way to go. and if you have open carry laws, even better. that will force the city to do something.
ReplyDeletei guess what i am saying is we need a mutant equivalent to the guardian angels.
Judge Frank Rocca looks like a bag lady.
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ReplyDeleteHas this useless tool never heard of Linda Henry, Darla Napora, Michael Cook, Linda Oliver, Clifford Wright, Rebecca Carey, Ronnel Brown, Charles Hagerman or any of the others maimed or killed by the own well-treated pit bulls?
ReplyDeletethe par-tay has moved.
ReplyDeletedonovan's mutant grippers
Watch that fine display of scratching skills in the first video. When the camera shuts off they probably drop the leashes.
ReplyDelete"a hideous pestilence of meatpile dogs"
ReplyDeleteThat's got to be one of the best things ever written.
Are these grippers judged on the number of cat kills?
ReplyDeletethis is hilarious to watch. the reason for the excruciating music is the muffle the sound of the dogs choking themselves.
Did you listen to the lyrics of the song in the second video? Veeerrry Interesting...
ReplyDeleteSo many full of life
But also filled with pain
Don'’t know just how many
Will live to breathe again
A life that’'s made to breathe
Destruction or defense
A mind that’'s vain, corruption
Bad or good intent
A wolf in sheep'’s clothing
Or saintly or sinner
Or some that would believe
A holy war winner
They fire off many shots
And many parting blows
Their actions beyond a reasoning
Only God would know
...
More pain and misery in the history of mankind
Sometimes it seems more like
the blind leading the blind
It brings upon us more famine, death and war
You know religion has a lot to answer for
And as they search to find the bodies in the sand
They find its ashes that are
Scattered across the land
And as the spirits seem to whistle on the wind
A shot is fired somewhere, another war begins
And all because of it you’'d think
That we would learn
But still the body count the city fires burn
Somewhere there's someone dying
In a foreign land
Meanwhile the world is crying stupidity of man
Tell me why, tell me why.
bless your heart packhorse. i couldn't listen to it. it hurt my ears as much as donovan's comment hurt my eyes. but now that i know what's in there, i will give another try.
ReplyDeleteI especially like the very last verse, quite appropriate.
ReplyDeleteMeanwhile the world is crying stupidity of man
Tell me why, tell me why.
So, the pit nutter next to the bus stop now has pit nutter propaganda taped to the front of his house.
ReplyDeleteThis guy is one of the real delusional types. His dog has attacked people and other animals. It is partly about the breed, but any dog would be of concern in this situation.
A friend works for a non-nutter vet in town. He hates pit bull because he loves dogs and has sewed up/PTS 100s of dogs after pit attacks. He's a good guy.
He knows the system around here and says that we should write a letter outlining past incidents and file it with the city. After the next incident, the dog will be removed. As is, we can likely get the dog declared dangerous. It had the police called on it for its attack on another dog, and the little boy that was bitten went to the doctor and dog bites must be reported to the dept. of health.
ReplyDeleteits hard to know if they are delusional or just willing to lie thru their teeth. i see that pitters are as dogged as their dogs when it comes to defending them. i think these ppl are as violent and psychotic as their purpose bred killer mutants . that explains why they love them so .
If I could be a Superhero,
ReplyDeleteI would be Pit Bull Boy.
Telling the world of the dangers of pits,
and the lives that they destroy.
Well I'd take all the nutters getting so high
with their breaksticks, flirtpoles and books full of lies
As I'd feed them to grippers they’d wiggle with joy.
'Cause I would be Pit Bull Boy.
ReplyDeletei would like to feed them all.... pits and pitters, to a great bronze pitbull with a hot slow fire cooking them all while they fought like devils and hell hounds to stay on top.
ReplyDeletethe sound issuing forth from my great bronze pitbull would be very much like screamo music ....as in the above foul video. a big jumble of howls ,screams and bellows set to mood music . it would be disturbing and intriguing , at the same time , i feel .
snarky 3:40 & 6:36 PM
DeleteI read those two posts on mobile in public. Now people are staring at me for cracking up, and there's no way to explain what's so funny.
Damn you, snarky!
I like heavy metal. I listen to it when I work out. And I think it is appropriate for this gripper show. I mean, what are they going to listen to? Yanni? A little Enya? Or Mozart, as SF said? I'm imagining different soundtracks and it makes me laugh. Robin Thicke, lol.
ReplyDeleteThe "show" was dreadful. And that contest at the end, to see if their dogs can jump up and grab the target...I don't think nutters realize how creepy and grotesque that looks to most people.
ReplyDeletethats what they do , grab things and try to shake them and tear them apart. i believe that training such dogs to do this is going to ensure that they do this to an animal. its like training a beagle to run madly around a field. you are going to awaken something that is best not woken. maybe a pitbull can live its whole life without wanting to kill something , but i would say the odds are against it.
ReplyDeletethats a tough one , most people would not see the humor in my bronze pitbull fantasy . i take it though ,that a few otherwise nice people might pay good money to see my idea in action at the tacoma dome or some other suitable entertainment venue .
ReplyDeletei think the cacophony of evil sounds emanating from my heated bronze pitbull would be music to many a dog /cat lovers ear . i think ppl would cheer , clap and get up to dance to pitbull screamo music . ....maybe workout music (margo) to folks who no longer walk their dog or have a dog to walk.
I think the term "screamo music" is funny. It is indeed screamo music.
ReplyDeletePray tell, Snarky, what have you got against screaming and electric guitars? Have you never air-guitarred in your life?
What is your preferred genre of music? Here at Margo Manor, it's Bach at home and Metallica at the gym.
I like Nick Cave too.
ReplyDeletei like the guitar , especially electrified. piano and electric keyboard . not a big fan of hard rock music but some of the older stuff i can stand . i used to like stairway to heaven but since ive been part way up the staircase a couple of times myself , i dont like it now. i have mega wattage at snarky manor but rarely even turn it on.
i would workout to screamo pitbull music instead of going outside because its so much safer and if i have to shoot a shitbull inside my home i wont to jail for it ... hopefully. pitbull screamo is also a great motivational tool.
ReplyDeletealso , pitbull screamo reminds me that i so much prefer the screaming of roasting pitnutters to dying lap dogs. yes . precious , she will roast in the bronze pitbull !!
ReplyDeleteSnarky, you need to introduce your bronze pitbull to the golden calf. When your bronze pitbull tears the golden calf into little golden flakes, you will have a new group of worshipers.
ReplyDeleteDon't be surprised when pit dog fighters show up and ask you to stud out your effigy.
id invite the dog fighters the to collect sacred ashes from pitties belly ,then close them in and let the pitbull make her mournfull music.
ReplyDeleteLOL Snarky.
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ReplyDeletei really like the idea of pitnutters worshiping inside the bronze altar of the pitbull goddess. their moans and cries though her would show their devotion to their goddess.
ReplyDeleterather than demolishing aging and defunct sports stadiums they could become "churches of the pibbles" ....weekly fights to the death with the winners being willing sacrifices to the bronze bitch . people could dance and speak in tongues to the music of roasting gladiators . sweeet!!!