Tuesday, October 15, 2013

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forty year old DONALD MERLO was airlifted to vanderbilt medical center after his cherished family member imposed severe bites to his face and arm. the 50 lb gripper was not up to date on his shots.

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10 comments:

  1. RumpelstiltskinOctober 15, 2013 at 3:06 PM

    I'm not surprised a 5' 4" short felon would feel the need to own a pitbull.

    I think this guy also qualifies for both "Pitbulls and Parolees" and "Pit Boss". I never watch that garbage but I would start if he were on the show. Just another "tragic accident" waiting to happen. I can't wait.

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  2. PackhorseOctober 15, 2013 at 3:30 PM

    I have found the perfect theme song for Craven Desires--"DEMON EYES" by The Answer.

    These are the actual opening lyrics; not one of my doctored pop songs:

    Looking out my narrow window I'll tell you what I see
    The pit bulls are on the streets, they're closing in on me
    Could it be this paranoia keeping me intact?
    Lock the door and load my gun, this time I'm fighting back!


    Read the lyrics and listen to the song here:

    http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/t/the_answer/demon_eyes.html

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  3. scurrilous amateur bloggerOctober 15, 2013 at 3:44 PM

    i will have some fun with this obnoxious song.

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  4. scurrilous amateur bloggerOctober 15, 2013 at 3:52 PM

    my first thought was napoleon complex too. tiny little man preying on women or children, not sure which. i can't find the details but i didn't really look either.

    i've seen a few episodes of those shows. shorty is really painful to watch. midgets who can't act at the end of the leash of the ultimate canine gladiator. blech. i mean, if they were attacked, it could be fun.

    the hybristophiliac can be affirming of the problem we face. she was set to adopt out a mutant and the rescue angel called at the last minute and cancelled the adoption cuz her current pack o mutants turned on. she couldn't handle anymore mayhem. lol.

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  5. PackhorseOctober 15, 2013 at 3:55 PM

    Awesome, Dawn.

    Meanwhile, Petstail wonders, What does your choice of dog breed say about you?

    "Pit bulls have a strong desire to please and will do anything for their family or friends. Pit bull owners are courageous, full of vitality, and are constantly looking out for those they love. They enjoy being around children and make excellent parents and grandparents. There is no better babysitter than a pit bull."

    http://petstail.com/views/display_single_post.php?postId=1892

    Just like Donald Merlo, wouldn't you love to have him as a babysitter?

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  6. AnonymousOctober 15, 2013 at 4:22 PM

    LOL Packhorse, that was brutal to read. "No better babysitter than a pitbull" jfc How many decades will it take for them to drop that "nanny dog" nonsense I wonder? It still appears immediately in the comments under every fricken story about some poor kid being savaged by pit bull.

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  7. vintageOctober 15, 2013 at 4:58 PM

    3rd pit airlift this week....The good news were two of them were owners.

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  8. AnonymousOctober 16, 2013 at 10:24 AM

    Dirtbag deserved every chunk his mutant took out of his scrawny little hide.

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  9. scurrilous amateur bloggerOctober 16, 2013 at 11:43 AM

    ^they all do^

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  10. tropical stormsOctober 16, 2013 at 1:45 PM

    Low information dog owners, I suspect that in the case of most bulldog owners it's the best they can ever accomplish. Low information may even indicate a major reach for them. Oh well no big loss.

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