Saturday, June 11, 2016

let's get ready to rumble.....

featuring....

mutant canine psychopaths




Compliments of Packhorse :-)

"COME OUT AND PLAY"
By Game Offspring

You gotta keep 'em separated!

Like the latest fashion
Like a spreading disease
The pits are scrappin' on their way out of the womb
Turning weapon with the greatest of ease

The packs stake their own sidewalk locale
And when they catch and grip ya, then it's all over pal
Grab ‘em by collars and try your break sticks
They're gonna bash it up, bash it up, bash it up, bash it up

Hey, man you walkin’ past me?
Take him out
You gotta keep 'em separated!
Hey, man you disrespect pitties?
Take him out
You gotta keep 'em separated!

Hey, they don't pay no mind
If you’re the dog owner you won’t be doing any time
Hey, come out and play!

By the time you hear the siren
It's already too late
One goes to the morgue and the other wags tail
One life wasted and the other just played

It goes down the same as the thousand before
No one's getting smarter, no one's learning the score
Your never ending spree of death and violence, breed traits
Is gonna tie your own rope, tie your own rope, tie your own

Hey, man you walkin’ past me?
Take him out
You gotta keep 'em separated!
Hey, man you disrespect pitties?
Take him out
You gotta keep 'em separated!

(REPEAT)

Hey, they don't pay no mind
If you’re the dog owner you won't be doing any time
Hey, come out and play!
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26 comments:

  1. AnonymousJune 11, 2016 at 11:55 PM

    Oh, so charming.

    Makes me want to lob a grenade into the middle of that puppy pile.

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  2. UnknownJune 12, 2016 at 5:21 AM

    what are those ugly shit-hounds , some special strain of shit bull or what ?

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  3. scurrilous amateur bloggerJune 12, 2016 at 5:42 AM

    this is what you get with PROPER TRAINING. cuz, you know "It's all how they are raised."

    lol

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  4. scorched earthJune 12, 2016 at 9:55 AM

    Rolled a whole litter at the same time. What a time saver.

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  5. DaynaJune 12, 2016 at 10:57 AM

    Drop them all into a sack, breeders included, and dump them in the ocean.

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  6. scurrilous amateur bloggerJune 12, 2016 at 2:33 PM

    very funny scorched earth :-)

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  7. AnonymousJune 12, 2016 at 3:55 PM

    Even wild wolf pup don't behave that way.

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  8. T. Laurel SulfateJune 13, 2016 at 3:47 AM


    This keeps popping up on my dash. "Nuh-UH! He's an American Bulldog! Completely different! *Completely.*" Couldn't finish reading the comments, but the first several were exactly what you'd expect.

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/diggy-dog-photo-pit-bull-ban_us_575c4a74e4b0e39a28adc95e

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  9. scurrilous amateur bloggerJune 13, 2016 at 6:52 AM

    i hate the puffho. they went from reporting the economic crisis to peddling propaganda.

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  10. AnonymousJune 13, 2016 at 11:37 AM

    All puppies play fight!

    I'm putting my money on puppy #4, the one that was trying to tear the leg off of puppy #2. I mean, aren't those little rascals just adorable? I plan on "adopting" #4, and giving it a furever home. Wink wink.

    BAM

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  11. AnonymousJune 13, 2016 at 8:07 PM

    BAM-
    I'm sure this was an "adoption" video aimed at rehoming these adorable furbabies to loving people just like you.

    wink, wink

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  12. PackhorseJune 15, 2016 at 8:30 AM

    "COME OUT AND PLAY"
    By Game Offspring

    You gotta keep 'em separated!

    Like the latest fashion
    Like a spreading disease
    The pits are scrappin' on their way out of the womb
    Turning weapon with the greatest of ease

    The packs stake their own sidewalk locale
    And when they catch and grip ya, then it's all over pal
    Grab ‘em by collars and try your break sticks
    They're gonna bash it up, bash it up, bash it up, bash it up

    Hey, man you walkin’ past me?
    Take him out
    You gotta keep 'em separated!
    Hey, man you disrespect pitties?
    Take him out
    You gotta keep 'em separated!

    Hey, they don't pay no mind
    If you’re the dog owner you won’t be doing any time
    Hey, come out and play!

    By the time you hear the siren
    It's already too late
    One goes to the morgue and the other wags tail
    One life wasted and the other just played

    It goes down the same as the thousand before
    No one's getting smarter, no one's learning the score
    Your never ending spree of death and violence, breed traits
    Is gonna tie your own rope, tie your own rope, tie your own

    Hey, man you walkin’ past me?
    Take him out
    You gotta keep 'em separated!
    Hey, man you disrespect pitties?
    Take him out
    You gotta keep 'em separated!

    (REPEAT)

    Hey, they don't pay no mind
    If you’re the dog owner you won't be doing any time
    Hey, come out and play!

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  13. AnonymousJune 15, 2016 at 4:40 PM

    Pit bulls: the only kind of dog whose litters suffer from shrinkage.

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  14. KaDJune 15, 2016 at 4:55 PM

    Hard to believe that when nutters see this behavior they bitch about why someone trained the little maulomatics to act like this.

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  15. SarahJune 15, 2016 at 7:30 PM

    The #1 freakiest thing about that video is the violence, but #2 with a bullet is the weird intensity and how they prolong the behavior. I remember when I was puppysitting for a friend who raised setters. The pups fought, as all puppies do - for about 5 seconds, like they did EVERYTHING, basically. You stepped on my ear! I shall bite your nose! Cookies! Time to poop! Let's all run through the house and wipe out trying to turn the corner into the kitchen! Sleep! Mom! Door! Mailman! Butterfly! Sleep! Food! Run! There was nothing that they did, apart from sleeping, for more than 5 seconds.

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  16. Illinois Pitbull AttacksJune 16, 2016 at 8:10 PM

    maulomatics. like it.

    Love the description of the setter puppies! Also one nips, the other cries and leaves, lonely puppy learns something.

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  17. HannahJune 20, 2016 at 6:10 PM

    Video appears to be gone/down... is there anywhere I can go to watch it?

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  18. scurrilous amateur bloggerJune 20, 2016 at 7:48 PM

    the video is still there. maybe you are missing a plug-in.

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  19. AnonymousJune 28, 2016 at 9:39 PM

    Now I can't get this out of my head: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuG_fTwoUoU

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  20. AnonymousJuly 1, 2016 at 11:30 AM

    I hate clicking on links when I don't know what it is. Want to give a description anon?

    BAM

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  21. AnonymousJuly 1, 2016 at 8:18 PM

    Sorry, just a number that I think should be backing the video above.

    Paul Anka singing "And they call it Puppy Love..."

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  22. AnonymousJuly 2, 2016 at 7:30 AM

    That's funny! You have a twisted sense of humor. Speaking of which, I love Packhorse's rendition of "Come Out And Play", by Game Offspring, lmao! You really do have to keep 'em separated.

    BAM

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  23. AnonJuly 6, 2016 at 12:43 AM

    Wow. Yeah...that's not normal litter mate syndrome. That's maladaptive. I cringe to think what happens when these dogs are raised by backyard breeders and someone buys two puppies.

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  24. Meals on WheelsJuly 17, 2016 at 1:47 AM

    Just AdoraBULL! Packhorse is the best. Here's another poem on the same subject, little bloodthirsty pibbly wibbles.

    https://pitbullpoetlaureate.blogspot.it/2013/06/the-widdle-piddles-bloody-dribbles.html?view=flipcard

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  25. AnonymousJuly 22, 2016 at 12:05 PM

    Wonderful Packhorse! Love the video too :)

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  26. zigzzagzNovember 25, 2016 at 6:29 PM

    The American pitbull is a beautiful, lovely tempered dog. Really, it's the king of all breeds. They will be around forever because God himself has ordained it to be so. When Jesus returns he will own a bulldog

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