April 17, 2011, Sullivan Ohio: Cary Grant II uses the Five Point Pit Exploding Heart Technique on his father while visiting with his legally vicious Pit Bull. At least the state required $100,000 insurance should pay for the first responder and funeral costs...If he decided to pay for it.
Gotta wonder if Cary Grant II watched Caesar Milan and thought he was a superior dog owner like most nutters who epically fail....
That is some seriously weak language in their dangerous dog statute if the way it was written in the article is true. "A muzzle is also recommended."
Is it a recommendation, or a requirement? Recommendations don't mean squat when it comes to a law. You can't ticket someone for violating a recommendation. Idiotic.
ACCIDENT KILLS REPRIEVED PIT BULL A pit bull that was spared a death sentence for attacks on a police officer, a child and a mail carrier accidentally hanged itself on its leash when it tried to jump a fence, officials said. Pinellas County authorities had ordered that Black Jack be put to death by lethal injection for the attacks, none of which led to serious injury, but then relented. The 55-pound pit bull terrier was ordered confined to Sumter County. "He was a house dog," said the owner
Oh and I love those dogsbite maps, vintage. Putting the fatalities along with the reports of bite statistics with dog fighting kennels is brilliantly informative.
Good work on the dogsbite collaborator's parts.
Southern Kennels is scary. They very brazen about advertising fighting lines and tested dogs.
Just think what will happen when one of these dogs is caught up in a bust, and adopted out by rescue angels "needs to be an only dog."
OMG! THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!!!
ReplyDeleteYou have got you some funny, smart and talented readers, craven.
But, I bet nutters are going to say to themselves, WHY can't I assert #13 and #4 or personal experience #5? I do it all the TIME
Thank you to ANONYMOUS READER. I predict we will see this all over the internet soon!
This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.
ReplyDeleteThis is BEAUTIFUL! DEAD ON ACCURATE! Its making me literally laugh out loud!
ReplyDeleteEveryone planning a pit bull article or post should just stick a link to this at the bottom!
Good work!
I love it, and the graphics should really appeal to the typical nutter rescue angel demographic. Great job!
ReplyDeleteI've posted a link to the PDF on my blog as well - this is comedy gold.
ReplyDeletei'm honored to be the recipient of this masterpiece.
ReplyDeletei especially love the cross referencing. we all know the pit nutters need help keeping their stories straight.
Absolutely perfect!
ReplyDeleteOh the cross referencing makes it! It points out all their inconsistencies. Its the dagger in the humor.
ReplyDeleteIt must have made the author's brain go to mush trying to untangle and retangle all those cross references!
And Lindsey is right - the author got the rescue angel mentality perfectly with the graphics.
Attention: Lycan Princess! Your job as on line pit bull apologist just got easier.
ReplyDeleteGREAT PIT NUTTER MOMENTS IN HISTORY:
ReplyDeleteApril 17, 2011, Sullivan Ohio: Cary Grant II uses the Five Point Pit Exploding Heart Technique on his father while visiting with his legally vicious Pit Bull. At least the state required $100,000 insurance should pay for the first responder and funeral costs...If he decided to pay for it.
Gotta wonder if Cary Grant II watched Caesar Milan and thought he was a superior dog owner like most nutters who epically fail....
http://www.lancastereaglegazette.com/article/20110418/NEWS01/110418012/Ashland-County-man-dies-after-pit-bull-bites-his-thumb?odyssey=tab%7Ctopnews%7Ctext%7CFrontpage
** Disclaimer: I am not making this up!
That is some seriously weak language in their dangerous dog statute if the way it was written in the article is true. "A muzzle is also recommended."
ReplyDeleteIs it a recommendation, or a requirement? Recommendations don't mean squat when it comes to a law. You can't ticket someone for violating a recommendation. Idiotic.
GREAT PIT BULL MOMENTS IN HISTORY:
ReplyDeleteJune 24, 1988
ACCIDENT KILLS REPRIEVED PIT BULL
A pit bull that was spared a death sentence for attacks on a police officer, a child and a mail carrier accidentally hanged itself on its leash when it tried to jump a fence, officials said. Pinellas County authorities had ordered that Black Jack be put to death by lethal injection for the attacks, none of which led to serious injury, but then relented. The 55-pound pit bull terrier was ordered confined to Sumter County. "He was a house dog," said the owner
PINELLAS COUNTY PIT CARNAGE MAY BE VIEWED HERE:
http://maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&hl=en&msa=0&msid=204325558281052090423.00049ac12bcc2b3f98819&ll=28.410728,-83.122559&spn=6.268871,7.877197&z=7
According to County Animal Control 1 out of every 15.6 Pits is a biter while 1 out of every 77 labs bites. So much for "least likely to bite"!
Disclaimer** I am not making this up!
PIT NUTTER BINGO: Another must see!
ReplyDeletehttp://cravendesires.blogspot.com/2009/10/pit-nutter-bingo.html
Heyyyyy, I missed this! This is great!
ReplyDeleteThanks vintage and craven
Oh and I love those dogsbite maps, vintage. Putting the fatalities along with the reports of bite statistics with dog fighting kennels is brilliantly informative.
ReplyDeleteGood work on the dogsbite collaborator's parts.
Southern Kennels is scary. They very brazen about advertising fighting lines and tested dogs.
Just think what will happen when one of these dogs is caught up in a bust, and adopted out by rescue angels "needs to be an only dog."
http://www.grandchampionmaydayrom.com/htm/yp.asp?dogcod=241
i have blogged southern kennels
ReplyDeletehere and here