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2012 National Dog Bite Week Recap

master of ceremonies: vintage
starring: gripping dogs and the miscreants who breed & promote them
sponsors: dogsbitedecatural.com, american association of plastic surgeons, euthasol and glock

vintage kicked off the festivities by introducing the nanny dog and then the week long celebration launched with a big bang - a 12 gun salute and fatal mauling in new haven connecticut. a crowd gathered round as a "pit bull" beheaded an old mutt being walked by a disabled senior citizen. the police responded. when the first two rounds failed to interrupt the little gripper, the police unloaded on it.

a mobile alabama, woman was attacked by a pack of 5 dogs. a dog had a hold of each limb but the "bull dog" got the award for delivering the courageous bite.

a nanny dog met a pitch fork when it bit a 2 year old boy in lancaster, pennsylvania.

a darwin honorable mention goes to an uninsured judgement proof 27 year old man in cody, wyoming. his american bulldog (raised from a puppy and great with kids) broke his arm, a finger, a toe and put 60 holes in his space suit when he tried to escort his loving family member from the room. the nutter gave the green light to the police to turn PLUTO'S lights out :(

a 9 year old girl witnessed a pit bull grab her pomeranian and kill it at her brother's soccer game in roswell, new mexico. pit nutters fail to realize that every time they set their pittie up to fail, a dozen haters are born.

two strikes your out in syracuse, new york. both dog and human arrested!!

a 9 year old boy was bitten by a pit bull and a GSD in oklahoma city. dog owner charged.

a bronx new york nanny dog opened up the face of a 3 year old boy like a can opener. this took place in a playground where dogs are not allowed. the boy is now afraid of his own dog. cesar milan has offered to flood the boy and cure his fear.

taylorsville, utah - NANNY DOG!!! no license, no insurance and the dead beat nutters are off the hook while the 8 year old girl's parents scrounge up the cash for plastic surgery.

dirt nappin in roanoke, virginia - a pit bull already under quarantine for a dog bite, got loose and bit a cop. bang bang

no more pit bulls - PLEASE! nanny dog continues to work her magic in laveen, arizona

a yorkie was killed during a routine walk in new albany, indiana.

west palm beach, florida rampage - 2 women, 2 cats.

the fight of the century was held in windsor, ontario - AMBULL V BEAGLE - a lot of money was wagered on this one. everyone thought the beagle would win but in a surprise ending, the gripper prevailed.

in cary, illinois a second attack on a couple and their dog proved fatal for the poor misunderstood wiggle butt.

sssshhhhh... wilmington, north carolina - a boxer bit a toddler in the face. (don't tell karen this was reported in the news, we don't want to burst her bubble!)

in las cruces, new mexico, a man saved his dog from 2 marauding pit bulls with his pocket knife, stabbing them 60-70 times. he went home and got his gun and shot towards them. in a surprise twist, they were microchipped AND vaccinated! the owner turned them over for dirt naps (that's right, 60-70 stab wounds didn't kill them) and he was charged.

Hero Wolf, a normal dog put his life on the line protecting 3 kids from 3 thug dogs in wagoner county, oklahoma. Wolf's owner said this is not the first time he has been attacked and plans to sue. the sheriff gave him the thumbs up to shoot if they threaten him.

a 9 year old girl was attacked by a pit bull while sitting on her porch. "scarred for the rest of her life" in lafayette, indiana thanks to a gate left open accidentally. owner given a second chance at redemption.

a pensacola florida jury awarded $643,257 to a 2008 victim of a vicious pit bull attack.

apparently the site of a group of toddlers in a stroller sent nanny into the red zone in west allis, wisconsin.

a mountain home, arkansas fur mommy was charged with child endangerment for the april attack of her dog on her child. the fur mommy lied on the adoption form. she checked NO children in order to get a pit bull from a shelter with a policy against adopting out pits to homes with kids.


special highlights from the inbred mutants who made it all possible.


TRAVIS "Hooters" HAMME and his flying pit bull ZEUS wowed the crowd with ZEUS' death defying leap from a second story window, WITHOUT A NET!!! to attack a well loved pet labrador being walked by a teenager. afterwards there was a demonstration of his super duper chain bustin strength. the chesterfield county, virginia animal control immediately followed up with an equally impressive magic show called CITATIONS: NOW YOU SEE 'EM, OH NO YOU DON'T!
(melissa, i know the system let you down, but this fucktard owns his own business. go for it!)



pin the blame on the victim pasadena, maryland was the site of a pit bull attack on a 9 year old riding his bike. after the man seized the mutant, the human mutants granted an interview to news reporters. while PIT BULL BREEDER DONNA HELMS spoke rapidly and non stop in an animated fashion blaming the boy for her dog's teeth in his flesh, her son JASON HELMS had the opposite problem. he spoke in slo-mo trying desperately to string a few incriminating syllables together. he stated that he used a baseball bat to get the pit to release the boy, that's the way he breaks up dog fights.
yes, WATCH THE VIDEO two or three times!

of course, i saved the best for last.



st paul, minnesota aka northern appalachia and the home of BIG JOE'S PRESAS .
BLUE the presa canario bit SHERRIE AUBIN'S 18 month old granddaughter. BLUE had been declared dangerous after biting SHERRIE AUBIN'S grandson - TWICE! at the time of the most recent attack, BLUE had been declared dangerous and SHERRIE AUBIN was appealing. someone, somehow had an epiphany and decided it is time to cut their losses with BLUE, probably concerned they will be next.

ever wonder what kind of neanderthal breeds presa canarios?

meet JOE AUBIN...

"What we're witnessing, Scully, is undiluted animal behavior. Mankind, absent its own creation of civilization, technology and information, regressed to an almost prehistoric state, obeying... only the often savage laws of nature." Fox Mulder

i want to introduce the AUBINS to the BAILIES. i think a little genetic diversity (but not too much) might be a good thing.


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Scorched Earth, The Politics of Pit Bulls

2011 Florida Deaths "By the Numbers"

"Last year for instance we had 25 dog related fatalities, which means you've got a far better chance of dying of other things. For instance, a couple years ago by the numbers there were 33 dog bites and yet 66 people were executed in state prisons, so you had twice the chance of being executed at a state prison than you did of dying from a dog bite, BUT, we've been living with dogs in our houses and in our beds for so many thousands of years that whenever something like this happens, especially when it's a child, it gets lots of coverage and lots of publicity and people shriek."
JAMES CROSBY aka WHITE WASH JIMMY

WHITE WASH JIMMY WAS RIGHT!!

in 2011, the state of florida executed 2 psychopaths and 2 psychopaths executed one floridian. you DO have twice the chance of being killed in a state prison than "dying from a dog bite"!

let's take a closer look at the 2011 deaths. since these are strictly "by the numbers" and all things are equal, i will address them in chronological order.


june - death by dog bite
74 year old disabled veteran, Roy McSweeney was in his own yard, minding his own business when the ultimate canine psychopaths belonging to neighbor DEANNA BLITCH jumped the fence and savagely attacked him. his right arm was severed, his left arm was severely mangled and his face and head sustained serious injuries. he spent hours in surgery and died a week later. according to Roy's younger brother, “The back of his head was eaten off, that’s what killed him,” said Donald McSweeney.
cause of death: CONSUMED BY FRANKENMAULERS



september - death by state prison
after 33 years on death row, the state of florida finally succeed in giving MANUEL VALLE a dirt nap for the murder and attempted murder of 2 police officers, despite the objections of the pro life, religious and ultra politically correct left wing bleeding heart nutters who claim an overdose of pentobarbital is "cruel" and the anaesthetic could cause "extreme suffering".
cause of death: LETHAL INJECTION



november - death by state prison
the state of florida gave a 65 year old sadistic sexual psychopath, OBA CHANDLER a dirt nap for the 1989 rape and murder of Joan Rogers (36) and her two teenage daughters (14 and 17). their bodies were found floating in tampa bay, bound, tied to concrete blocks and stripped to the waist. their mouths taped shut. (opposition to this fucktard's death sentence, not so much)
cause of death: LETHAL INJECTION



the lives and deaths of CHANDLER and VALLE have more in common with DEANNA BLITCH'S mutants than with Roy McSweeney. all four of these psychopaths had previous criminal records. all four of these violent psychopaths received a lethal injection. and all four of these psychopaths were shown more mercy than they showed their victims.


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Nanny Dogs?

NANNY DOGS?

Is this a cruel sales pitch or just a sick practical joke?!?

You have to hand it to the Dogfighters…They’ve had a 100 year head start on the public to come up with all kinds of propaganda to preserve the blood money business of breeding and fighting Pit Bulls …“American Dogs”, “Manbiters were culled”…and in this 1987 article one Pit Bull breeder exclaimed ”They used them as babysitters in England” In a classic, “Yeah that’s the Ticket” moment “The Big Lie” has been uttered thousands of times.

We must examine the history of the “American” Pit Bull Terrier to understand how necessity to stay ahead of the law drove rebranding names and creating myths.

Pit bulls and dog fighting were brought to America by Irish and English immigrants. That’s right, as “American “as Blood Pudding..In 1884, the American Kennel Club was formed but rejected registering pit bulls due to their use in dog fighting. Out of frustration, Chauncey Bennett formed the United Kennel Club in 1898 to bring formal recognition to the pit bull breed. In its early days, the UKC regulated dog fighting in the United States and had an original registry requirement of three documented wins before a Pit Bull could earn its registry papers.

 In a similar vein, The American Dog Breeders Association was formed in September of 1909 by close friends Guy McChord and Joseph P. Colby. Colby would become known as “The Mainstay of the ADBA” and “The Fountainhead of the American Pit Bull Terrier“. Seven months prior to becoming involved with the ADBA, Colby’s two year old nephew was killed by one of his Pit Bulls at his Massachusetts breeding yard and this news story cites that “Mr Colby had great difficulty forcing the dogs jaws apart. The child died in a few minutes, his spine being broken” . Additionally, in this 1918 advertisement in The Dog Fancier magazine, Colby boasts of selling more fighting dogs than any man in America. It was around this time the two Pit Bull registries rebranded these British fighting imports as the “American” Pit Bull Terrier. Later in 1936, after decades of lobbying, Colby was finally able to convince the American Kennel Club to accept Pit Bulls for registration. In another rebranding move, the AKC would only sell Pit Bull registrations under the regal sounding Staffordshire Terrier label. Keep in mind that Stafford England was the UK epicenter of bull and bear baiting. They actually raised bears in “Bear Gardens” for the bloody purpose!

So there you have it, two of the three original pit bull registries used a documented child killer line as the breed standard, while the other merely required a documented pit fighting champion. No other breed community has such a grotesque history


Let’s sink our teeth into how pit bulls measure up to their phony “Nanny Dog” Label.

Note…Playtime accidents of kids playing at pit owner’s homes are not included. However, visitation, foster care and custody incidents are included so that they may be helpful to family law attorneys.

Nannicides
Children killed during Pit Bull Babysitting Operations

May 2012, Las Cruces, NM; 15 month old Jazelyn Mesa killed by family Pit Bull while her babysitting Grandmother is powerless to stop the attack

Jan 2012, Montgomery County, TX; 23 month old Jayce Valdez is mauled to death by Grandmother's Pit Bull during yet another failed Texas nanny dog operation

Sep 2011, West Haven, CT; 20 month old Nevaeh Bryant killed by Pit-Auntie’s Pit Bulls that had previously been involved in an attack on a mailman. Charged with Murder

July 2011, Concord, CA; Pit Peddler Grandpa James Hayashi is charged with Manslaughter when babysitting op turns fatal. His attorney blamed the Boy's father because “he did not arrange for child care”

Nov 2010; Rusk County, TX; 2 year old Kaden Muckleroy killed by his Grandfather’s Pit Bull that broke a chain to get him while he played on a swing set

Nov 2009, UK; 4 year old Jean Paul Massey mauled to death by Pit Uncle’s illegal breeding Pit Bull’s while being babysat by his Pit-Grannie. F- minus goes out to the local Police who knew about the illegal breeding operation

Nov 2009, New Albany, MS; In the third fatal Pit Bull attack on a child under the care of a Babysitter in a month, 1 year old Destiny Marie Cox mauled to death by Babysitter’s Pit Bull


Oct 2009, Prescott, AR; Mathew Clay Hurt wanders away from Babysitter’s into Neighbor’s chained canine IED

Oct 2009, Delhi, CA; 17 month old Colton Smith killed by Babysitter’s Pit Bull

June 2009, Johnston City, IL; 3 year old boy who normally resided with his father crawls out window and is fatally mauled by Mother‘s Pit Bulls during visitation

March 2009, San Antonio TX, Grandmother’s Pit Bulls break down baby gate and maul toddler Izaiah Gregory Cox to death. The Nanny-Granny tries stabbing them off, but they turn on her also

Feb 2009, UK; Infant Jayden Mack killed by his Grandmother‘s Staffy and Jack Russell Terrier combo during failed Nanny Dog operation

Oct 2008, Las Vegas, NV; *“Family” Pit Bulls force way into house and kill 4 month old girl and maul her Grandmother who was Babysitting her. *Family Dogs?..For whom...the Manson Family?!?

Aug 2008, Anchorage, AK; Babysitter bitten trying to save 6 year old Isis Krieger from her family Pit Bull. Isis later dies after a week in the ICU. Father flown home from Iraq to handle Mortuary Affairs

June 2008, Westlaco, TX; 7 year old Pablo Lopez is killed by his relatives Pit Bull. He was placed with them by Texas Child “Un-Protective” Services

Nov 2007, Killen, TX; 11 year old Seth Parker killed by Pit Bull while father was stationed in Korea. He had petitioned the court about the animal during custody hearings. Babysitter Pit-Grandma Parker escaped manslaughter charges

Dec 2007, Summerville, SC; While Babysitting Pit Granny takes a nap, 2 year old Holden Jurnigan wanders out back to her chained Canine-IED and gets the Colby treatment. The Nanny-Granny is charged with unlawful conduct towards a child

April 2007, UK; Pit Grannie charged with manslaughter after illegal Pit Bull kills her 5 year old granddaughter during babysitting

April 2004, Detroit Maul City; When Grandmother places 16 month old boy on the floor to play with the Pit Bull, it apparently mistakes him for another match dog. Pit Granny has her finger bitten off in futile rescue attempt

June 2003, Lake Elsinore, CA; 2 year old Summer Clugston is killed by her Babysitter’s Pit Bull

March 1999, San Diego, CA; NOTE TO SELF: Never use Betty Wallace as a babysitter. 3 year old Shalen Darshea Cammon, mauled to death by Great Pit-Auntie’s defective Nanny

Feb 1992, Grand Rapids, MI; Routine Babysitting Op turns into a nightmare for 16 year old Babysitter when 2 year old Derrick Goree is killed by the household Pit Bulls

Oct 1990, McKinney, TX; 18 month old Jessica Cole is killed and her grandmother attacked by the Family’s four Pit Bulls. Bewildered Pit-Gramps utters “she rode them like a horse“

July 1990, Chicago, IL; 6 month old Tionna Kenny is killed by her Babysitter’s Pit Bull

May 1989, Clute, TX; 3 year old Dustin Webb killed by his Grandparent’s Pit Bull as Pit Grannie is helpless to stop his fatal mauling

March 1985, Charlotte, NC; 18 month old James Shirley wanders from sleeping babysitter into the jaws of Neighbor’s Pit Bull named “Bashful” and is fatally mauled

July 1983, Clairemont, CA; Babysitter watches in horror as 5 year old Sara Delance is killed by family Pit Bull


Dec 1909, New York City; 1 year old John Eldice killed while his baby sitter is powerless to stop the mauling. She even tried burning the Nanny with hot iron to make it release

Feb 2, 1909; In the most significant DBRF in history, “The Fountainhead of the American Pit Bull Terrier”, “The Mainstay of the American Dog Breeders Association“, and the breeder who produced the breed standard for the American Kennel Club‘s Staffordshire Terrier, John P. Colby‘s nephew is killed at his dog yard. Colby would produce and sell 5000 Pit Bulls during his lifetime…. All from child killing breed stock! F-Minus Breed Stewardship grade assigned in Red Ink only because a lower grade is not possible…


Mere Maulings, Scalpings and disfigurements:

May 2012, Prescott, AR; In a travesty of Justice, 21 year old Amber Moody is charged with Child Endangerment because she adopted a Nanny Dog which mauled her son. She drew more than the customary mere ticket for a Nanny Dog mauling because the local Humane Society has a policy of no Nanny Dogs in homes with children. Amber's real crime was ignoring the Humane Society's warnings about Nanny Dogs by not disclosing she that had children when filling out paperwork to adopt the Nanny Dog, When the Nanny Dog predictably mauled her son, the DA charged her for bringing a Nanny Dog into a home with a child. *It would be good to see this No Nanny Dog policy expanded to all neighborhoods and towns with kids

March, 2012; Oxnard, CA; Pit Bull mauls 2 year old on the face and neck at babysitter's

Jan 2012, Robbinsville, NC; Pit Grannie Susie Andersen sent to prison after her Grandson is mauled by her defective Pit Bulls back in 2010. NC DSS had been to the house on three previous occasions

Sep 2011, Columbia County, FL two Nutter-Babysitters arrested after boy is poured into life flight helicopter and they tell investigators, “a roving Boxer did it”

April, 2011, Houston TX; Child on CPS approved visitation with her mother, sustains fractured skull and numerous facial lacerations

Feb 2011; Saugerties, NY; Police dispatch defective nanny after 3 year old is mauled at Babysitter’s and saved by The Cable Guy

Dec, 2010, Callaway, FL; Appeal court reinstates a child neglect charge against a 17-year-old baby sitter whose pit bull attacked a 2-year-old child under her care.

Nov 2010, 10 year old boy needs 1000 stitches when UK Nanny Operation goes bad

Nov 2010, Des Lacs, SD; 46 year old babysitter scalped and lifeflighted after family Pit Bull attack. Hazardous Duty Pay for inhouse Pit Bull owner babysitting services NOW!

April 2010, Livermore Falls, ME; 11 year old boy mauled by Pit Bull during baby sitting operation

April 2010, Sun Prairie, WI; A 2 year old boy's mother and aunt sent the Police on a 40 hour wild goose chase for a mythical german shepherd beast. Turns out Auntie's Nanny Dog bit the 2 year old boy on the face.

March 2009, Bay County, FL; Pit Bulls involved in babysitting mauling had been involved in two previous attacks…F-Minus goes out to Bay County Animal Control (it was run by a Pit Bull owner at the time!)

June 2010, Middletown, CT; 11 year old girl mauled during court ordered visitation

Sep 2009, Montgomery County, TX; 3 year old Lifeflighted to the ICU after spending the day at her Pit Breeding Auntie’s home. Pit-Auntie gets attacked also

June 2009, Odessa, TX; 3 year old Shaylee Crosson is horribly scalped by her Grandmother’s Pit Bull. The pittie had previously killed two neighborhood dogs *Parents..A common theme here is children being mauled by Pit Grannies and Pit-Grampsters Animals

April 2009, Wappinger Falls, NY, Frankie Flora sustains 1000 stitch mauling by his Aunt’s Pit Bull that had been screened and adopted out by Out of The Pits Rescue. Frankie would later get a trip to the Whitehouse and meet the President

Mar 2010, Plattsmouth, NE; 10 year old boy seriously bitten in the face by Father’s Pit Bull during visitation. Mother hadn’t wanted boy to visit his biological father due to the pit bulls in the house.


Feb 2009, Norfolk, VA; Navy couple drops off 8 month old with Pit owning babysitter who struggled “to separate“ the dog from the child. Ends up in ICU.

Aug 2008, Baltimore, MD; 18 month old Demetrious Allen scalped by Pit Bull at Maul-timore Day Care

May 2008, Dallas , TX; 3 year old girl horribly mauled when two Pit Bulls barge into the bathroom and maul her and her Pit-Auntie while she was getting a bath. ANOTHER NOTE TO SELF: Never use Crystal Owens as a Babysitter, Pit Bulls were banned in her trailer park but she knew better

Aug 2008, Anchorage AK; Family Pit Bull “Dozer” attacks the Babysitter … * Seriously…Babysitters who take a gig at Pit Owner’s homes should charge $300 an hour

Aug 2007, Aurora CO; Two women who thought they were smarter than public safety officials are mauled by illegal Pit Bull during babysitting operation.

Feb 2007, Cumberland, County, KY; Family facing homelessness due to medical bills after son mauled by Babysitter’s Pit Bull mix

Dec 2006, Lucedale, MS; Bethel Boys Military Academy successfully sued for $900,000 after they physically abused boys and sicced bite work trained Pit Bull on them. *Watch where you send your kids!

Oct 2006, Northhampton, PA; Baby sitter arrested for Child Neglect after 6 year old girl he was watching gets mauled by a Pit Bull. Used duct tape and a rag to try and stop her bleeding…*Must have been a Boy Scout

June 2006, Port Norris, NJ, 24 year old babysitter Kristi Norris gets bull baited by her own Pit Bull while she was babysitting two kids…*Maybe it had never seen kids before?!?

Nov 2004 Manning, SC; When 20 year old Babysitter takes toddler over to see Pit Bull owning friend, ”Cracker” does what Pit Bulls do best

Dec 2003, Bloomfield, NM; Two teenage Babysitter‘s get mauled during Nanny gig at Pit owner‘s house..*Parents: Consider paying a higher allowance instead of letting your kids do this!

June 2003, Jacksonville, FL, Baby sitter charged with child neglect after her Pit Bull mauls three year old girl. The girl needed 1500 stitches and multiple surgeries

May 2002, Baltimore, MD; Maul-timore toddler hospitalized after being mauled by her Pit-Granny’s breeding Pit Bulls

Oct 2001, Fort Pierce, FL; 3 year old hospitalized after being bitten in the face by Babysitter’s Pit Bull

May 2001, Staten Island, NY; Cops bust babysitter for Child Endangerment after six year old girl is bitten several times and sustains broken arm from 3 Pit Bulls

July 2000, Spalding County, GA, DCFS had asked this foster family to get rid of Pit Bull just days before it mauled 4 year old boy to the tune of 500 stitches

June 2000, Boston, MA; Child mauled by Day Care Owner‘s Pit Bull

Oct 1997, Toronto, Canada; Four year old mauled by Babysitter’s Pit Bull named “Pepper“

Aug 1994, Broward County, FL; VOMIT SPECIAL: Driven out of Miami, Pit Breeder Moreno Yohai sets up shop in Broward County. When the SWAT team raided his home, they find a 1 year old being babysat, nearly 100 home made sex tapes of minors, weapons, drugs and a fresh litter of Pit pups

UPDATE: January 2008, The World’s worst neighbor is still breeding and selling Pit Bulls!

April 1993, Cumberland, County, NC; 20 month old boy wanders out back into the chained Canine IED at Babysitter‘s

Jan 1990, Norwich, CT; 23 year old Pit Owner‘s dog with bite history hospitalizes little girl suffering plastic surgery to repair her face

June 1990, Eugene, OR; Pit Babysitters sued after 2 year old boy they were watching is mauled by their wigglebutt

May 1989, St Petersburg, FL, After it takes ten minutes to pry her Pit Bulls jaws off a 9 year old Girl’s head, babysitter Theresa Gunnels tells A/C investigators she couldn’t understand why the parents would leave the child with her

March 1988, Wilmington, NC; Vet has to play gruesome game of “eenie meany miny moe, cut a Pit Bull head to toe“ to retrieve Christopher Graham‘s ear from his Grandparent‘s Pit Bulls

An astonishingly list of Pit Bull scalping victims may be seen Here

June 1988, Long Island, NY; Teachers protest when a 5 year old student is mauled while in Daycare

Aug 1987, Tampa, FL; Girl bitten in the face by Babysitter‘s Pit Bull

March 1986, Garland, TX; 4 year old girl bitten by Babysitter’s Pit Bull

1985, Miami, FL; Baby Sitter takes 17 month old boy over to Pit-Mix Owner’s house and he is “Colbied”

July 1982, Los Angeles, CA; In an outstanding legal decision, Judge Snider removes child from the custody of a lesbian-witch coven, not due to their alternative lifestyle, but because “living in a residence containing Pit Bulldogs poses a significant danger to the minor child“ Over 130 American children have been killed by Pit Bulls since Judge Snider‘s ruling

School Sieges

Pit Bulls love children so much that they have to come “play” when they see them. Keep in mind, the School District is likely on the hook for the liability in these bizarre and unacceptable attacks. Somehow, these costs didn’t make it into the Best Friends BSL financial calculator program….

March 2012, Boston, MA; Pit Owner Dine and Dashes after 12 year old bitten on school playground

Oct 2011, Las Vegas, NV; Teacher mauled in front of school as children were boarding buses

Sep 2011, Pawtuckett, RI; Illegal Pit Bull wanders onto school grounds and bites three children. Due to BSL the Pit Perp faces criminal charges instead of the usual “ticket”

Aug 2011, Monroe, NC, Father sues school board after his son is bitten by Pit Bull at recess. A teacher had been nipped by the animal that morning

June 2010, Garden Grove, CA; Blood sprays on the ceiling when Pit Bull wanders into Principle‘s office and attacks school secretary, severing an artery….*must have never seen a secretary before

April 2010, Blackfoot, ID; Abel Deluna’s Pit Bulls attack a dozen students, hospitalizing 3 of them. *Somehow this was a misdemeanor!

July 2009, Liberty Township, OH; School custodian attacked while locking up athletic field. Pit owner dine and dashes

June 2008, Seattle, WA; Heroic custodians save 3rd graders being mauled in the bathroom by bashing savage Pit Bulls with trash cans

May 2008, Orange County, FL, The Florida Senate directs Orange County to pay a $1.8 Million settlement to student Daniel Decembre. Daniel was essentially “Bull Baited” about the head by a Pit Bull so badly that he lost both ears

June 2007, Detroit-Maul City; Three students who were embarking on a bus for a field trip; at the West Side Academy were bitten by a pit bull who jumped onto their bus and attacked them.

Sep 2004, Gaineville, FL; Crazed Pit Bull attacks College students at apartment complex, shot by the po-po

March 2002, Largo, FL; A misunderstood Nanny Dog dug her way into a fenced elementary school yard and began chasing the students and became frustrated & aggressive when they rejected her. One child was bitten, six were scratched, one was injured in a fall and a staff member cracked his tailbone when he fell.

July 2001, Wasco, CA; Rogelio Velasquez, was sentenced to serve a year in the Kern County jail for owning dogs trained to attack and cause injury. Velasquez is also to make restitution to Garrett Mozingo, 9, and Cody Roberts, 11, who suffered disabling injuries when Velasquez' two pit bulls stormed into an elementary school playground

Feb 2001, San Jose; Police shoot a Pit Bull that somehow entered a school and bit three students. Ironically, the dog had bitten a child at a another school within the past year

Sep 2000, Wilmington, NC; Police blow away two pitties during school siege

June 2000, Hamburg, Germany: In the Holy Mother of all School Sieges, two Pitties wander onto school grounds and kill 6 year old boy at recess

March 1998, Atlantic City, NJ; City sued for $32.5 Million when three loose Pitties show love by biting 15 students and 2 adults at the Upton School complex

Jan 1998, Mount Airy, NC; 9 year old Tina Piraino is mauled to death as she gets off her school bus, Horrified students were offered counseling after having to watch Jerry Neal’s sweet Pit Bulls named Jinx, Babe and Shaggy behave like African Lions



**Note: an astounding collection of Bus Stop attacks may be viewed here.

May 1992, Long Island, NY; Pit Bull comes onto the field at Huntington High and bites girls during Gym Class…Heartwarming.

Dec 1988, Philadelphia, PA School Officials offer counseling to students after 3 thugs unleash 3 pit bulls on 150 children playing at recess

Feb 1988, Ontario, CA; Clara Bagus, 6, was "badly shaken" by the attack that ended only after two teachers wrenched the dog's jaws from her ear…Bad Rocky!…Bad! Bad! Rocky!!

April 1987, Livermore, CA; Pit Bull terrorize and bite children at school

1986, Sarasota, FL; School employee and two teachers attacked by misunderstood wigglebutt

Oct 1984, Del Ray Beach, FL; A Pit Bull serving as the high school football team mascot bursts into a community center where cheerleaders are practicing and starts a maulin’

Jan 1951, Clearfield, UT; Bulldog attacks four students

May 1914, Akron, OH, Frenzied bulldog runs amok inside the Perkins Ave school, biting 5 student, all seriously Bad Nanny!…Bad! Bad! Bad! Nanny!!

May 1912, Chicago, IL; Bulldog attacks 3 children inside a school, owner refuses to give up the animal to police

April 1908, Atlantic City, NJ; Berserking Bull Terrier rushes into classroom attacks three pupils, and is driven back by teachers and girls "armed with sticks and rules"

Sep 1900, Richmond, VA; After his Bull Terrier runs into a public school and bites 5 students, George Dewitt appears in court to fight the destruction of the animal. * Remember, Pit Bulls are safer than other breeds because man biters were culled!

Parents…Watch where you send your kids!


**DISCLAIMER…You Can’t Make This Stuff Up!


Jeffery was thrilled when Jimmy told him the family was getting a puppy. Then Jimmy told him it was a pit bull…


Nanny Dog Myth Revealed

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Pit Bulletin Legal News on Blog Talk Radio

go ahead and listen to the first 30 minutes if you like reruns: BSL doesn't work, nobody can identify a pit bull, the texas doctor doesn't know what he is talking about, lightening kills more people, yadda yadda yadda but i recommend that you skip the same old same old and pull that little slider to the 30 minute mark. sit back and wait for the most stupendously idiotic statement EVER made by a so-called "expert".

"Last year for instance we had 25 dog related fatalities, which means you've got a far better chance of dying of other things. For instance, a couple years ago by the numbers there were 33 dog bites and yet 66 people were executed in state prisons, so you had twice the chance of being executed at a state prison than you did of dying from a dog bite, BUT, we've been living with dogs in our houses and in our beds for so many thousands of years that whenever something like this happens, especially when it's a child, it gets lots of coverage and lots of publicity and people shriek."
JAMES CROSBY aka WHITE WASH JIMMY

hang in there just a little bit longer and you will hear the think tank holding a round table discussion about a 5 year pit bull attack. yes folks. you read that correctly. an attorney, a college student and a big shot dog bite investigator are STILL talking about the origins of dogsbite.org. the 3 stooges provide a detailed speculative analysis of the famous seattle pit bull attack in blow by blow mind numbing detail, they even read from the police report. look out haters, they're armed with the facts now cuz that bottom feeding lawyer interviewed... THE DOG WALKER.

next week, the 3 pit stooges will dissect the famous san francisco dog attack. they have new evidence proving that Diane Wipple provoked HERA and BAIN.

wooob, woob, woob, wob

the gifted and educated pit nutters

bumped again. i like to keep reminding everyone what role the gifted and educated pit nutters play in this mess.

Need Help Finding The Woman Who's Dog Bit Mine (Magnuson Park, Seattle)

Date: 2012-05-15, 8:27AM PDT

I'm looking for a woman with 2 female fawn colored Pitbulls. The woman is of asian descent, and about 40 tears old. One of her dogs bit my dog Sunday afternoon May 13th, in the south section of Magnuson park and needed 10 stitches. This woman gave me an non-working phone number. The vet bill that she owes me is for $800. Any help would be very apprieciated.

-Eric
206-402-9576

oh dear. FABB had better start to circle the wagons that 40 yr old asian woman set her pitties up to fail.

i hope someone out there can help eric.



originally published march 3, 2010. in honor of the opposing views article (and to make it easier for the nutters to find - no FOI needed here!) i bumped this up for perspective. and for kicks.

Dog Nerd left this comment...

"The fact that you would take a jab at such a gifted and educated dog trainer as Stormi is pretty indicative of the level of intelligence going on here."

the fact that you left this comment is indicative of the level of gullibility among pit nutters. there seems to be a lot of epiphanies going around these days, here's hoping Dog Nerd's will be next.

i have covered a plethora of pit bull owning welfare queens, drug addicts, hoarders, thieves, sex offenders, wife beaters, arsonists and bipolar alcoholics but i am starting to get bored with them. it is time to shine some light on the gifted and educated pit nutters.

last september, there was rumor of a fatal pit bull attack at a seattle off leash park. it seemed more than a little odd that the owner of the deceased boxer did not file a report. i thought it was suspicious but i blogged it. i'm guilty.

STORMI KING at smart paws posted it at pitbullforum. in the beginning, all of the PBF nutters were angry at the idiot for "setting his pitties up to fail" and further harming the image of their mushy wiggle butts but slowly, the story turns and takes on new life. the story is a boxer was killed and boston terrier was injured by 3 pit bulls that were accompanied by a tattooed male. he returns again a few days later and his dogs attack and seriously injure a husky. three days later and 3 pages into the PBF forum thread, KIRSTAN SANDERS (cofounder of lawdogs) shows up and claims the attack was a hoax. now all of the PBF nutters start to circle the "it's a hoax" wagons and by page 5, they are blaming colleen lynn for fabricating the story to create hysteria to support a breed ban being considered in a nearby seattle suburb. the colleen blame game was started by the gifted and educated cofounder of lawdogs KIRSTAN SANDERS. by page 6, the consensus is the attack was completely fabricated, they claim to have proof and FABB will set the record straight with a press release. the details of the attacks aren't really important right now but by page 8, there is now hysteria at the off leash park and oh-my-god-people-are-attacking-innocent-pit-bulls-at-the-OLA!! the PBF pit nutters of course believe THAT to be the gospel truth. by page 9, the PBF panties are really in a bunch as none of the news stations will touch the FABB press release. uh-oh, better blame colleen some more. need to burn off this frustration with the evil media. on page 10, it looks like PBF will finally, yet reluctantly let this thread die. STORMI KING claims that FABB has proven it was a hoax, she even sent in E-V-I-D-E-N-C-E, (?) and she provides the closing argument:

Considering this story is now well past its prime and KOMO still refuses to do a retraction, the best option has been to get the word out there thru articles and letters to people of interest. Here is a newletter including a recent article I wrote regarding the hoax:

http://www.ucladogs.com/newsltr/11_2009email.htm

I'll go ahead and add the disclaimer now that I'm pretty sure everyone here is well aware on my stance of APBTs in dog parks (and if you don't, feel free to read Red's sticky in the general section), but ya gotta massage the public a little, ya know?

massage the public?

so NOW we know what the gifted and educated pit nutters contribute to the pit bull mess! i will save you the trouble of reading "Red's Sticky" on pit bulls and dog parks and give you the CliffNotes version: don't take your pit bull to a dog park because if it kills another dog, it makes all pit bulls look bad.

so let's take a closer look at STORMI KING'S "massage":

instead of telling people who own "bully breeds" that in her honest, professional (ie gifted and educated) opinion that pit bulls do NOT belong in the dog park, STORMI KING warns them to be careful because "innocent" pit bulls have been assaulted. STORMI KING also provides a few general tips about dog parks, and offers up FABB's version of events based on their "investigation".

Through talking with direct sources, including local veterinarians, witnesses who were at the park that day, Seattle Animal Control, and the vet tech who KOMO originally interviewed, it has been proven that these alleged attacks are false. Via information gathered from the owner's friends, family, and the rescue from which she adopted her dogs, it appears her dog was in fact killed by a vehicle due to owner negligence and was not even at the dog park on that day. There were also rumors that two huskies were attacked and injured by the same mystery dogs a week later. These claims were also proved false. Although these attacks turned out to be a hoax, the concerns surrounding this story bring up an important issue of which all dog owners should be aware: safety at the dog park.

part two: pit nutter vs pit nutter, who to believe?

another dog trainer, the gifted and educated GRISHA STEWART has the REAL scoop. of course the facts collide with what FABB desperately wants the facts to be. here is STEWART'S version which unlike the gifted and educated STORMI KING, actually names the seattle animal control source.

I spoke with Kara Main-Hester, Ph.D. of Seattle Animal Control this afternoon and found the real scoop about the “attacks” at Magnuson off-leash park in October. The short version is that no Boxer was harmed in the making of this urban legend. Read on for the confirmed information.

Here are the facts of the Boxer story, as told to me by Animal Control:

•There was a senior Boxer at the water with a small dog, and there was a scuffle with pit bull – type dogs. The owner was not bald, but had short hair. He did have tattoos.

•The scuffle seemed to be of the ‘normal’ type that dog park fans see a lot of, with a lot of bluster but no injuries. I’m sure it was still scary for all involved, but dogs of all breeds do get into arguments and it sounds like this was nothing to be alarmed about.

•The Boxer was never taken to the vet, because there were no injuries.

• No report has been filed by the Boxer’s owner, and she probably wishes this would all just go away (I had heard from another source that her husband didn’t want the dog at the park in the first place). Therefore, animal control is no longer doing special patrols, just the regular ones.

• After weeks of the mystery owner being unidentified, Animal Control got her name and made a visit, 3 weeks after the events at Magnuson. The Boxer had no signs of injury and the woman reported no injuries.

Given how much this story has been stretched, I feel like we have no real information on who started the scuffle (versus it being an unprovoked attack), among other things.

The Husky incident is being dealt with by the police, not Seattle Animal Control. I’m not sure why. The Husky did get a broken leg. It may or not have been the same dogs who fought with the Husky as the previous week with the Boxer.
(grisha is protecting her fellow nutters by deleting the evidence, but i saved it. click HERE. also PBF has set their forum to private, and most likely deleted the thread but i saved it too. click HERE.)

be sure to read KIRSTAN SANDER'S comment and grisha stewart's response. it reminds me of the Aldous Huxley quote "Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored"

let's summarize:

FABB/STORMI KING/KIRSTAN SANDERS say the boxer was hit by a car and killed. there was no fight, no scuffle. the boxer wasn't even at the dog park that day.

Seattle AC/GRISHA STEWART say, there was a scuffle between the boxer and a pit bull, there were no injures and the boxer is alive.

FABB/STORMI KING/KIRSTAN SANDERS say the husky attack story was completely fabricated.

Seattle AC/GRISHA STEWART say yes a husky was attacked and his leg was broken.

from STORMI KING'S bio: Stormi is the Training Specialist for the FABB organization and writes the monthly training tip for their newsletter. She is active in helping legislators far and wide and the media gain a better understanding of dog behavior.

ONLY the truly GIFTED and EDUCATED are equipped to "help" legislators and the media understand dog behavior :)

“Oh what a tangled web we weave, When first we practice to deceive”