the two mutants that were responsible for the massacre of a small flock of alpacas were sentenced to death but they were stolen before justice could be served.
the mutants were owned by ALONZO NORMAN. it is impossible for me to imagine why anyone other than ALONZO NORMAN would steal these butchers.
essex, virginia the judge found ALONZO NORMAN'S mutants responsible for the carnage and ordered dirt naps despite the testimony of neighbor CHARLES LUMPKIN who swore under oath that the killers were .... BEAGLES.
"The witness in there just said that he thought they were beagles. How does a beagle look like a pit bull?"
ALONZO NORMAN
NORMAN claims his mutants would never commit such a heinous act. they are friendly dogs who just turned one year old. when pressed by the reporters, NORMAN admitted that his mutants have been loose before and that they were found in the alpaca enclosure but the savagery must have been committed by "wild animals". i guess ALONZO NORMAN could not keep a straight face long enough to mouth the word "beagle" a second time.
DR ROZSA, did your neighbor's sheep look like this?
the virginia alpaca owner came home and found her herd devastated, the blood thirsty killers still on her property, bloody and tails a waggin'.
ALONZO NORMAN, the owner of the two psychopaths pictured above, claims that his dogs didn't do it. sure they got out but they only came over because they smelled the animals. ALONZO NORMAN doesn't think his dogs savaged the alpacas because they're gentle creatures who have never shown any sign of violence before.
the victim is planning to file a civil suit. she estimates her damages at over $100,000. ALONZO NORMAN says sucks to be you, Abbey. i ain't got it!
in honor of the 6th annual pit bull awareness day, i
propose the following reclassification of pit bulls from canis lupus
familiaris to canis lupis lyssa - dog of madness, rage and frenzy.
the following types of frenzied attacks are unique to gripping and rabid dogs: mass maulings and mass murder - attacks on multiple victims attacks on cars and planes jumping out of vehicles to attack jumping INTO strange vehicles to attack jumping from second story buildings and of course, home invasions
frenzied mass mauling/murder attacks with multiple victims
ronkonkoma, new york in september 2012, ONE 2 yr old pit bulldog named GINO, attacked 4 people at a long island doggie daycare. the daycare owner, MICHAEL GOULD was "taken aback because it was so unpredictable". pibble NEVER showed any aggressive tendencies prior to that moment when his genetics kicked in.
sussex, england in july 2012, TWO pit bulldogs belonging to 22 yr old SPENCER BROWN escaped and went on a rampage attacking TEN people.
london, england in may 2012, ONE pit bulldog belonging to 25 yr old SYMIEON ROBINSON-PIERRE attacked FIVE police officers.
blackfoot, idaho in april 2010, ONE pit bulldog belonging to 28 yr old ABEL DELUNA went on a rampage and bit ELEVEN 6th graders and a teacher before it was captured.
canal fulton, ohio in february 2010, TWO pit bulldogs went on a rampage attacking four people. the pit bulls belonged to 23 yr old JUSTIN M. D. SHIEFER.
parsippany, new jersey in april 2008, ONE 1 yr old pit bulldog belonging to RICARDO COTTO went on a frenzy biting FIVE people, including a police officer.
essex, virginia in august 2012, TWO pit bulldogs belonging to ALONZO NORMAN escaped from their kennels and slaughtered 13 alpacas.
terrell county, georgia in december of 2011, 20 pregnant sheep were killed by TWO pit bulldogs.
funkstown, maryland in june 2011, the TWO pit bulldogs belonging to KAYLA and LUCAS MURPHY went on the rampage killing 12 and injuring 8 sheep.
bad axe, michigan in june 2010, TWO pit bulldogs belonging to 25 yr old MATTHEW LEESE broke containment and went on a sheep killing spree: 51 casualties.
yoncalla, oregon from august 2010 - january 2011, pit bulldogs went on 3 separate killing frenzies, left in their wake were 60 sheep, goats and alpacas.
manteca, california in december 2006, TWO pit bulldogs attacked a flock of 60 sheep, injuring 34 and killing 8.
attacks on cars, vans and trucks and their occupants
lynn, ma in may 2012, a neighbor's pit bull jumped into the back seat of Suzanne and Jack Reynold's car and attacked their shih-tzu Oreo.
southwest, washington in february 2010, a loose rampaging pit bull jumped through the open window of a parked truck and attacked Bob McDonald's bassett hound Freckles who was sitting quietly on the seat. McDonald and a passerby fought the mutant off.
3.15.10 chattanooga, tn the police cruiser's radar and/or blue strobe lights were being blamed for provoking WINSTON'S attack on the now famous mauling of a police car caught on video.
1.1.09 hope mills, nc a deputy responded to a complaint about another dog. while he was speaking to the witness, another dog, a pit bulldog attacked his cruiser, deflating all four tires.
of course, the pit nutters think this is high-larius.
11.19.08 france a pit bulldog mauled a police car, ripping off the mirror and shredding the grille.
3.3.08 hanover, pa a pit bulldog mix and rott trapped a mail carrier in her vehicle for 2 hours. they flattened 3 tires. when the police responded, they attacked the police car's tires too.
8.2.05 new zealand BORIS had a reputation for grabbing and violently shaking cars (i can't wrap my brain around that statement). AC picked him up and reported that they were "having difficulty handling him." i can't imagine why!!
12.10.99 winnsboro, sc two pit bulldogs belonging to FRANK SPEAGLE mauled at least one car and bit at least one person before killing John Mickle.
8.17.88 plantation, fl a pit bulldog on the prowl for cats attacked a honda, mangling the hood.
7.22.88 rock hill, sc ANGEL had a history of attacking vehicles. she apparently didn't like a particular van and busted her chain to flatten all four tires
10.29.86 toronto "a raging and frothing pit bull" launched a night attack on the station wagon carrying a family of five as they returned home. the pit bulldog launched itself at the car when it pulled into its driveway. then chewed all four tires and "thrashed" the car for an hour until the police arrived and shot it. the brain was sent to a lab to be tested for rabies.
6.21.85 valdosta, ga 1 yr old GATOR jumped the fence and attacked his neighbor's brand new car then fled the scene.
