Last Saturday, a completely unforeseeable and unfortunate scuffle broke out when Tea Bagger Gubanatorial candidate Carl Paladino failed to keep Duke, his 80 pound pit bull, from sinking his teeth into a yellow lab's leg after a Tea Bagger rally in the Finger Lakes area of New York. No word on the condition or political affiliation of the labrador.
In related news, Jane Berkey of the AFF reportedly delayed her New York lecture to Tea Bagger party leaders as part of an effort to capitalize on the momentum from Paladino's primary win.
Early releases of the lecture indicate the talk, entitled "Lessons from the Nanny Dog: How to Win Friends and Influence People," included are the following instructive topics based on pit bull owners' historic handling of the core principles of the Tea Bagger movement:4. Limited Government