Friday, January 27, 2012

Money for Nutterin'



Money for Nutterin'

Now look at them yo-yo's that's the way you do it
You play the Lion Tamer on the APC
That ain't workin' that's the way you do it
Money for nothin' and Dogs for free
Now that ain't workin' that's the way you do it
Lemme tell ya them guys ain't dumb
Maybe get a lose your little finger
Maybe get a chunk outta your bum

We gotta install euthanasia ovens
Custom cages deliveries
We gotta fill these refrigerators
We gotta pimp on colour TV's

See the little felon with the earring and the makeup
Yeah buddy that's his own hair
That little felon puts pits on a airplane
That little felon he's a millionaire

We gotta install euthanasia ovens
Custom chaining deliveries
We gotta fill these refrigerators
We gotta pimp on colour TV's

I shoulda learned to play the nutter
I shoulda learned to burn dogs in drums
Look at that mama, break stickin' in the camera
Man we could have some fun
And he's up there, what's that? Growlin’ noises?
Rippin’ off faces like a chimpanzee
That ain't workin' that's the way you do it
Get your money for nothin' get your dogs for free

~vintage

2007 Vick bust

2008 BadRap 990
net income : 357K
Salaries & benefits : 150K
services & expenses : 101K
squirreled away into "Assets" : 100K

2009 new crib : $835,000

23 comments:

cinnamon2005 said...

LOL..ya know they so love to talk about the ATTS score but to me so what? The number tested, heck that the same amount in shelters! The GSD had over 3000 test will only a slightly lower score.

fourshoes said...

Great lyrics vintage!!!

snack sized dog said...

Brilliant!

dawn james said...

funny you should mention the ATTS, last night as vintage and i were emailing back and forth, the ATTS came up and vintage said, "More Pitties get shot by law enforcement in a year than ever take this stupid, I mean bested test."

what a great bumper sticker!

dawn james said...

"The GSD had over 3000 test will only a slightly lower score."

and they don't cheat for the GSD either.

fourshoes said...

I don't mean to hijack the thread, but this http://alextimes.com/2012/01/alexandria-woman-forced-to-shoot-kill-her-dog-to-save-boyfriend-from-mauling/ happened in my neighborhood a day or two ago. The comments were typical, the one that galled me was the one by "Sue L." the local shelter worker. I couldn't let it rest so I left my comment. I keep checking back to see if anyone is flaming me...

Anne King said...

Vintage, I'm in awe of your writing, and ability to hammer home a point...well done!

Dude, I BaggedYourPit said...

Instant classic.

"That ain't workin' - that's the way you do it..." will be stuck in my head all day!

DubV said...

http://www.ibtimes.com/articles/289172/20120128/nick-santino-suicide-dog-euthanasia-children.htm

i've read a few different things (one article said he had to get rid of dog due to apt. pit bull ban other said it was over barking), but expect this to be the new nutter anti-bsl meme

DubV said...

http://www.examiner.com/american-pit-bull-in-national/two-unnecessary-deaths-due-to-bsl

It didn't take long.

vintage said...

It's perfectly clear if you see there is a Billion dollar a year, tax free Pit Bull Economy...

The "Pit Bull ecoonomy" is a billion dollar a year codependent array of breeders, dogfighters and advcacy/rescue organizations.

Dog fighters and breeders need the advocacy orgs to fight legislation and keep the blood money flowing in.

Advocacy orgs need fight bust and high profile attack/abused Pittes to raise money off the army of nutters.

It's like a big blood swelled tick on the back of the taxpayer...especially the way they use tax payer funded Animmal Control organizations.

DubV said...

Marabito wrote in her magnum opus in the link above...

"Bottom line, this man lost his life and his dog due to breed specific legislation."

And all the pit nutters cheer and cry in the comments.

The apartment building said he could keep his dog (grandfathered in). The guy was depressed already, and then thought the neighbors were persecuting him via drummed up complaints. Instead of dealing with this and a $250 fine, or re-homing his dog or moving, he decided to euthanize it. He then killed himself soon after with pills. The nutters think it obvious that BSL led directly to this mans death. Yep, no other overriding factors there.

DubV said...

regarding the pit bull-based economy of the king nutters, that vintage references, at least the guy wearing the boot is joking (although that really is c-span and a press conference)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ean8aRyfxJw

april 29 said...

Anybody else think this comment on Mariboto's column is kind of creepy?


Toni Phillips · Top Commenter · Founder at Mariah's Promise Animal Sanctuary

Been there, done that... really tears me up that he went thru this. I just wish he could have moved or waded thru the BS! SO SO SAD! I hope those 'neighbors' realize what their ignorance caused ;o((( ALL the 'neighbors' we had in Divide found themselves in some bad situations after what they did to us. Just saying... what goes around, comes around.

Anybody else get a laugh out of Maribito's claim of "truth"? This from the woman who gave us the Napora "ladder excuse?"

snarky said...

the bull-shit never stops flowing from these people who dont have to work very hard convincing other mentally and morally challenged pitter people.

vintage said...

Califoria has sustained 24 DBRFs since 2005, 20 of them from Pit Bulls.

Hard to understand how one can make such a nice living advocating for more of this?!?

vintage said...

Too see what the advocates have wrought:

pit bull attack.

cinnamon2005 said...

http://www.emirates247.com/news/emirates/k9-calamity-dog-torn-apart-at-dubai-pet-show-2012-02-05-1.441277

snarky said...

the dubai -pet-show organizers said that safety is the owners responsibility . from my own perspective i agree , but i think its unreasonable for anyone to suggest a girl with a poodle should carry a knife or a magnum handgun.

cinnamon2005 said...

I think what was upsetting to me the most is one of the most heartless comments I have ever seen from a bully person:
"I support Danushke... it's not the saddest thing of the year... it's unfortunate, thats all... Stephanie, you need to calm down... criminal charges? LOL. You crack me up... that'll teach a poddle to mess with a terrier."

snarky said...

cinnamon:
no, thats not so bad .... its actually pretty typical of pitters to show no remorse to the loss of a beloved pet of a child or a senior. but watch these fuckers come alive when the mutant gets a well deserved dirt-napp. its true what pitters like to say .... what goes around ,comes around but they dont like it when it happens to them.

cinnamon2005 said...

I know..I put a comment which they edited out which was...well humans being humans, your dog kills mine, I kill yours.

snarky said...

filth like that deserve to lay with their dirt napping hounds. hey , i guess they do...sometimes , pre/post mortem. sweeet.