Saturday, October 25, 2014

pit bull awareness day 2014

if you are like me, you hate to be bested by those Find The Pit Bull games. in honor of this most holy day, i created study materials, so we can all do our part to correctly identify the pit bull.














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40 comments:

snarky said...


so many cool images.
i think my fave is the convulsing shitbull after being shot by a new york cop .
also the two bloodied and happy shitbulls at the glass door wanting to come in for nappy time.

Anonymous said...

Okay fearless leader,

Did you have all of those pit bulls DNA tested, and were those DNA tests peer reviewed? Also, did you know there's no such thing as a pit bull, and there are like 249 different versions of bull dogs? There's the nanny bull dog, the man biters were culled bull dog, the lick you to death bull dog, the tutu wearing bull dog, the rescue bull dog, the fight bust bull dog, the fur baby bull dog, the ambassador of the breed bull dog, the service bull dog, the hero bull dog, the list goes on.

BAM!

scurrilous amateur blogger said...

BAM!
the choice was a weekend seminar at the animal farm foundation where i ascend to a higher plane and get my secret decoder ring that magically identifies dogs by a breed that doesn't exist.

my study materials are better. just remember red, yellow and blue. blue uniforms, yellow tape and red pools of blood = pit bulls.



my favorite pic is the cop standing there looking at the bloody dead pit. it's about 20 pics down. his left hand is in his pocket and there is a car right behind him. it makes me want to create little thought bubbles.

"this is the third pit bull i've killed. why can't these idiots just keep these dogs contained?"

snarky said...


many of these folk cant keep their own asses contained , in their pants . let alone their horrible kids and dogs .

Dayna Hamilton said...

Yep, just as I thought, by far the fugliest dog known to man.

PIT DISPATCHER, aka DOGGY DEXTER said...

GREAT WORK! This is the real face of nutterdom and maulers.

I only wish I had gotten pic of the MAULERS that I dispatched.

A pic of the one I strangled ould have been pretty sad because pit still had a (now dead) small dog, in its maw. But the disemboweled pit would have been a precious pic, especially when its owner walked up on it, guts spilling into the ocean!

Too bad I was in shock from having the flesh torn off my arms, and blood loss, or I might have been able to get some footage. (FYI- most damage to myself done AFTER the knifing- pits really do fight until they die!)

NUTTERS PAY ATTENTION- some of us WILL KILL your mauler if it menaces and attacks. You will get to feel the terror and horror of watching your beloved pet writhe and die.

KEEP YOUR MAULER CONTAINED and we will all be happy and safe!

Anonymous said...

It doesn't matter the viewing angle. They are all ugly beyond belief.

snarky said...


i think these pics would not phaze the average pitbuller one iota . even the ones posting pics of their mutants and children as unspoken proof that pitbulls are not dangerous .... they would choose to believe that these pictures do not represent the breed , only the bad ones or the ones made bad by certain owners . it is this choosing to turn a blind eye , so to speak , that makes me believe that owners need to feel the bite of homemade justice .

Ka D said...

Nothing does my heart better than a pit bull in a bag, cage, or on a catch pole where they won't hurt anyone.

snack sized dog said...

Oh Holy Day. That's a lotta pics and it doesn't even scratch the surface. My fav pic is the pittie with the pink harness and leash behind the screen titles that say "pit bull attacks owner and room mate - both hospitalized - dog to be euthanized

furmommy gave the big AOK on that.

snarky said...


dat a smart furmommy . usually they fight tooth and nail to keep pibbles alive after an inside mauling . they blame themselves ....just like when asshole boyfriend goes pitbull.

Anonymous said...

My favorite pit bull identification education material photo posted by our fearless leader is, the second to the last one. Just like all sketchy crooks, they either belong in the backseat of a police car, behind bars, or in the ground.

BAM!

snarky said...


i like those special rigid leashes A.C. use on shitebulls . they should come tazorized too .

snarky said...


CAUTION ...DO NOT LET SHITEBULL OUT

what simpering pittiphile could resist such a charming pibble wibble ?

Anonymous said...

I saw this yesterday, and it didn't occur to me to share this with the class until today. This is the kind of education the nutters are putting out there. I found this little gem on a facebook page regarding the little boy killed in Wisconsin.


https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10152842741409993&set=p.10152842741409993&type=1&theater

https://www.facebook.com/fox6news/posts/10152494856556523

Nutters are so insensitive. This piece of propaganda shows they wish every journalist was that stupid that they would not be able to tell the difference between a plant, a car, and a pit bull.

BAM!

RSM said...

I hope the ACOs that are actually out in the streets, like those pictured, get hazard pay. The ones where I live are not armed, which is insane, IMO. Especially when you are supposed to call them for loose dogs.

Anonymous said...

Just think of all the money spent cleaning up after this.

That could be used to run spay neuter services and create empty shelters and pounds

Anonymous said...

Just think of all the money spent cleaning up after this.

That could be used to run spay neuter services and create empty shelters and pounds

Anonymous said...

The Kroger grocery store chain is now promoting Best Friends. On the back of a package of Kroger Abound cat food, I saw the BF logo and words to the effect of "9,000 cats and dogs are killed every day in shelters. Together, we can Save Them All (TM)."

I'm sure we're all looking forward to the pits in the photos above being saved.

Here is the BF blog announcing the partnership. http://blogs.bestfriends.org/index.php/2014/06/18/food-for-thought/

Anonymous said...

Some animals shouldn't be saved. Best Friends, my ass.

BAM

Branwyne Finch said...

I have noticed a lot less hoopla this year surrounding "Pit Bull Awareness" month/day. The MSPCA has scaled back their previous huge, month long promotion of the breed.

Rescues and shelters will need to decide whether they should continue to spend resources promoting a breed of dog that is already too popular with the worst kinds of people, or end up bankrupt from warehousing the constant flood of pit bulls.

Anonymous said...

Some of the "if they are heroes they are are pits if not they are mixes" in the shelters look so inbred -- here is an example https://www.facebook.com/garcpets/photos/a.1458192584411845.1073741828.1454771191420651/1552468648317571/?type=1&theater

scurrilous amateur blogger said...

that does not look like a dog. it looks like some kind of goblin.

snarky said...


a mutant mutant .

Anonymous said...

Headcheese! Would think my old Scandinoovian grandmother, viewing all those meaty blockheads. Ah, The Silence of the Blammed.

Anonymous said...

Well it seems someone was able to identify a pit bull in FL. FB mob is being riled up because someone's pit bull was not allowed at an Oktoberfest celebration that was dog-friendly. The insurance company for the event would not allow pit bulls or rottweilers. Apparently if you put a pit bull in lederhosen it is still a pit bull; the magical transformation into being just like any other dog only happens with a tutu

CNYC


https://www.facebook.com/PawfectionBakery/photos/a.351299528276254.80570.343700455702828/741783212561215/?type=1

snarky said...


blam , whimper , gurgle

Anonymous said...

It would be nice if grippers were banned from all dog-friendly events. I am sick and tired of seeing aggressive pits lunging at other dogs.

Animal Uncontrol said...

I love that first sign... I think I am going to do an entire photo(shop) essay on it!

snarky said...


lederhosen is perfect for pitbulls ....indestructible and the bloodstains never come out .

snarky said...


"lederhosen have remained regionally popular and are popularly associated with virility and brawn ."

i am concluding that lederhosen dont need to be particularly " roomy".

snarky said...


perfect for pitbulls and neo nazi pitbull owners .

Anonymous said...

Seems like every time I get in a fight with you folks, it's about clothing.

My daddy had a great time in Bavaria post WWII, mixing with the locals, while wearing his lederhosen and hunting nazis who'd gone to ground.

Still got 'em around here somewhere, and the fit is a bit breezy.

So, let me remind you it was the Oktoberfest holders who kicked out the pits. Not all Germans are Nazi's (for that matter, not all Germans wear lederhosen, as the 'normal' Germans think the Bavarians are a bunch of wood carving, clock making hicks). It wasn't the Germans that gave you the pitties, it was the English. The Germans can take credit for Dobbies and Rotties, however. That particular Oktoberfest appears to have been held in late October, not late September/early October, like any self respecting German would know it belongs AND the freaking pittie was dressed in a dirnl, not lederhosen.

Phew, glad I got that off my chest, I was feeling the sudden urge to invade Poland.


snarky said...


i think lederhosen is more austrian than german and hitler was austrian , not german but still.... pitbulls and nazi's go together like peas and carrots .

the english first used concentration camps but also outlawed torturing animals for sport rather early .

snarky said...

anon
my daddy was also stationed in germany after the war and needed a breezy pair of britches . it was always the elastic that failed in his underwear rather than his lederhosen that let him down ...if you know what i mean .

Meals on Wheels said...

That a long scroll of absolute ugliness. It never seems to end.

Anonymous said...

HOly lord you are a complete psycho. Get a life you obsessed head case.

Anonymous said...

My favorite one is the day you guys just die, preferably by a long suffering terminal disease :) . Fortunately, some of you actually will, yay. Oh and a nasty car crash for a couple of people on here too. You know, the kind where your limbs and face is missing, but you still manage to survive.
Since this comment is moderated, I leave this wish for the moderater and some of his most close hateful human companions and family.

scurrilous amateur blogger said...

thought i would not publish this didn't you?

Avery said...

This was soooo sad, I have a pit bull and she is soooo sweet.i mean like most of these dog were raised to fight and it's not there fault that they were taught to attack. These people make me sick and I hope you feel bad right now because you deserve it. Most of these dogs were abused and your ok with it. These are living things and they don't deserve to be treated like this. It's horrible. How can you just look at these and think that it's funny because it's not and I know that this won't change your mind but you cat judge someone until you walked a mile in there shoes...