me and dick share a love of fabricated attack stories. here's my favorite dick. can you out do this one?
March 12, 2009
Agents: Couple Blames Cougar For Attack From Own Dog
a washington state couple were hospitalized with serious injuries, which they blamed on a mountain lion attack. they were attacked by their own pit bull.
the state fish and wildlife agents didn't find a cougar but they did find a white dog covered in dried blood at the couple's home.
pierce county sheriff did not file charges against the couple. no word on what happened to the dog.
this story really holds up over time. it is just as funny 9 months later, maybe more.
