cougars and ladders and cancer oh my!

you all remember the minnestoa dog whisperer ROBERT COLE from last week. his pit bull and his lab went missing on his fiance's watch and when they returned, the pit was bleeding with a threatening message scribbled on his back. (back off bob) COLE and/or fiance AMBER MARIE WADE concocted an elaborate story about a hate crime being perpetrated against COLE because he is an advocate for pit bulls and we're all such ignorant haters.

well, we can now add hate crime abductions to the overactive imaginations of pit bull con artists.

i was so sad when they cancelled HOUSE, the only tv show that i really enjoyed since the cancellation of LIE TO ME. little did i know that pit nutters could provide so much MORE entertainment value. i laughed so hard after i read the police report that i wore myself out. i hope you enjoy it as much as did. the investigation is complete and it doesn't look good for the cesar wannabe. here are a few highlights from THE POLICE REPORT.

(click on the screenshots to view larger and enjoy!)



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COLE stated he uses CESAR for this, yet in the police report CESAR is described by both WADE and COLE as timid.

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bob, i don't think jesus will look kindly upon your violation of exodus 20:16.

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this is my favorite part...


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click HERE for the police report.

so, to sum up, fired for what appears to be embezzling, evicted, arrested, outstanding warrant, suspended driver's license, filing a false police report, falsely accusing an innocent man of a heinous crime and moving in with his in-laws with his escape artist pit bull. and he is only 27 years old! i bet the neighborhood is thrilled.


AMBER MARIE WADE, CESAR, ROBERT RANDALL COLE

The medical report stated that "lung, musculoskelatal and degloving most consistent with trauma from hit by car, and/or dragging. Lung changes consistent with trauma, suspect hit by car." Dr. Heather Douglas, of the Douglas Animal Hospital in Osseo

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CESAR needs your help! in addition to expensive emergency medical care, CESAR needs an owner with an IQ above 85!

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shouldn't fraud or filing a false police report charges be added to this hate crime? how about soliciting donations for a non-existent "hate crime"?

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as vintage says, pit whispering/griftering is hard work but somebody has got to do it!

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shakopee news
the kare 11 report of the 29th stated that the police thought the pit bull was hit by a car. the comments are a scream. overwhelmingly, they believe the original story, parroting what they read when first reported and calling the police lazy and the kare 11 irresponsible for reporting the bogus story, DESPITE THE FACT THAT THEY LINK TO THE ENTIRE POLICE REPORT. LOL, am i the only one who reads anymore?


the "educated" and "responsible" fucktard took a jab at me on facebook and i love it.



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ROBERT COLE please take your well earned place among the nutter royalty: KRIS CRAWFORD, CINDY MARABITO, AMANDA CONRAD, LEAH PURCELL, ANDREW ROZSA. we have a new champion so move over ladies and take copious notes if you ever expect to compete with BACK OFF BOB & CO.

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seriously, we need a fucking pageant for the proper recognition of these psychopaths. they earned it.

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see also
robert cole minnesota dog whisperer

MARS midwest animal rescue services


oh, did i mention that you can download your very own copy of THE POLICE REPORT?

robert cole minnesota dog whisperer bwahhahahahhaha

nutter update ROBERT COLE, with a community college AA degree in psychology and a dog training certificate under his belt, refutes the injury description of experts:
“There was too much weird stuff going on than being hit by a car — no broken bones, no fractures, no contusions that are that deep. Everything is with a sharp object.”

it's the old "too much weird stuff" defense.

"weird stuff" always seems to happen with pit bulls. for example, when police armed with sub machine guns FAIL to kill pit bulls.


PIT BULL STOLEN FROM YARD, BEATEN, STABBED, BLOODY AND RETURNED WITH THREATENING HATEFUL MESSAGE AGAINST NUTTER OWNER PAINTED ON HIS BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

nah, just pulling your leg. actually, that was the FIRST story told by minnesota dog whisperer ROBERT COLE but authorities say there were several people who witnessed the pit bull running at large and veterinary staff say the injuries are consistent with being hit by a car.

the green message scribbled on the pit bull is still being looked into. coverup?

bob has an excuse though (they always do). the pit bull escaped from his yard under the watchful eye of his fiance (24/7 watchful eye no doubt). blame the kid, blame the woman, blame the mailman or the weather.

so what do you do when you are too to stupid to contain your pit bull and it gets hurt?
HIGHLIGHT THE "TRAGEDY" AND BEG FOR DONATIONS!

several nutter examiners picked up the story, including PENNY EIMS of washington state. i remember fuzupf showing up here a while back and criticizing dogsbite.org for reporting on a human fatality before all of the facts were in.

check out the responsible knowledgeable dog whisperer's 3 ft fence to contain the ultimate canine gladiator. i don't think andrew would approve.



read more
http://www.startribune.com/local/south/164068186.html?refer=y

http://kstp.com/news/stories/S2705759.shtml?cat=1
awesome video of ROBERT COLE explaining in calm and elaborate detail of the horrors that his pit bull just experienced.

super awesome dog whisperer website

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Lion Tamer Secrets: Insanity, Narcissism & Depravity

I looked for, but could not find a thesaurus of putrescence to come up with words to do James Lech justice, there isn't one. So, I must admit that I cannot adequately describe this contemptible puke of a charlatan lion tamer. I apologize.

You may remember Lech from Dawn's earlier blog post:

defrocking the asshole priests of the savage lion tamer cult

Quite logically, Dawn supposed the incident in which Lech took a "rehabilitated" rottweiler with a known history of aggression into a restaurant as a fake service dog, allowed the dog to viciously prey on 4 year old Sadie Kukkuk, did nothing to stop the attack, LIED ABOUT IT, and blamed the obviously completely innocent child might end the fucktard's career. It did not.

Lech was not only allowed to keep on doing his lion taming, he was allowed to keep using the mauling rottweiler as a service dog. Knowing this and that Lech was once chosen as one of the top 100 Brightest Young Minds in South Africa, it becomes obvious the entire nation of South Africa is riding the short bus and no one is driving.

So, he "rehabilitated" "D" the mauling rottweiler a second time. Then the malignant pustule of a man allowed the mauler to MAUL A SECOND CHILD, 2 year old Meeka Riley Lackay, while walking three large dogs off leash on a no dogs allowed beach. The description of the second attack shows that "D", the mauling service dog, was again preying on the child. "D" grabbed the girl and began dragging her away.

Meeka was bitten 11 times, had a chunk of flesh removed from her thigh, and underwent a four hour surgery.


2 year old Meeka Riley Lackay

Nonetheless, in an open letter from Lech to the community, Lech's spokesperson managed to minimize Meeka's injuries and report that the mother "seems as if she has accepted this." What? Oh yeah, accepted that we all have to accept dangerous dog breeds in service dog vests going everywhere we go and mauling us and our children.

Lech has no clue how this could have happened. D was traumatized after he mauled 4 year old Sadie because he was physically beaten by "bystanders" and Lech also felt the trauma of being responsible for mauling a child. However, in his professional opinion, he had rehabilitated the mauler a second time, and therefore can only conclude that no one could have foreseen this happening.

In the comments of his open letter, it looks like he's revving up to blame the victim again, "When I am authorized to release my behavioral report, it shall show and indicate that it was the post-actions that caused the harm and damage and not the initial pre-action."

Makes you want to vomit, huh.

But, wait. It gets worse.

James Lech has uploaded a youtube video tribute to the service mauler titled "In loving memory of D - A national hero and dedication to his name"



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Since the second attack, D, "the national hero" was given a dirt nap.

The Cape of Good Hope SPCA chief executive Allan Perrins called James Lech an irresponsible owner and expressed his opposition to James Lech being able to own any dogs.

And a Cape Town veterinarian came forward and said that he filed a complaint with the SPCA against James Lech for cruelly binding a dog last year. Dr David Grant was called out to administer a sedative to one of his client's dogs. When Dr Grant arrived, he was introduced to James Lech, the behaviorist who was going to cure the dog's aggression in 3 months.

According to Dr Grant:

“When the dog was presented to me I was horrified. It had been bound with nylon ropes so tightly that Mr Lech could hardly undo them. Both front and hind limbs were bound and the dog was muzzled with ropes.”

“The dog was extremely agitated and salivating and its eyes were blood red. In all my professional life I had never been presented with anything quite as scared… but it seemed that Mr Lech was adamant that all this was acceptable.”

“I gave the dog a dose of tranquilliser and asked them to leave. I subsequently wrote to my client asking him not to return to my practice.”

Aggressive dogs are so much easier to manage when they are bound, gagged and sedated.



posted for snack sized dog.

defrocking the asshole priests of the savage lion tamer cult

birds of a fucking feather

south africa in what i can only hope will be a career ending move, South Africa's answer to CESAR MILAN is on record lying and blaming a little girl for the mauling his "service" rottweiler handed her in a restaurant. JAMES LECH defended his rehabilitated service gladiator, stating that the four year old jumped over his rott, which was in the down position, and when she accidentally landed on him, he bit her. too bad so sad for this fucktard. it was all caught on video and it clearly shows the dog on all fours and what looks like STALKING prior to the attack.

the parents of 4 year old Sadie Kukkuk have filed charges.



James Lech, Somewhere out there is a tree, tirelessly producing oxygen so you can breathe. I think you owe it an apology.

click hear to watch a testimonial of another ultimate canine gladiator that was "rehabilitated" by the omnipotent DOG SHAMAN, JAMES LECH. real experts advised this knucklehead to give it a dirt nap but he bought into this bozo's magic potion.

and be sure to check out JAMES LECH'S website. prepare to be dazzled by his extraordinary dog whispering powers. "No Dog is Too Much for Me to Handle"