Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Is There An IQ Test You Have To Fail In Order To Adopt a Pit Bull? by The Stranger's Dan Savage


From the Seattle Police Department report on the incident, the situation played out like this. Amelia and her boyfriend Brandon were putting up posters with their names and phone numbers offering a $1,500 reward for Honey's return. As they were hanging the posters on Wednesday near 23rd and Union, a man approached them and told them he had bought the puppy last night for $50 from a man in a Lexus. The man said he needed a ride to where the dog was so they could complete the handover and give him the reward. Amelia and Brandon decided to call the cops to "mediate" the situation but when they arrived, the man said the puppy was not there but that he'd take Brandon to where Honey was being kept. According to the SPD report, Brandon agreed to drive the man to where the puppy was—against the officers' advice who were concerned the man "was going take advantage of them and take their reward money."


7 comments:

P. said...

Again nutters show that they are not the brightest bulbs on the block.

Doug said...

Let's say you're an idiot and you own a pit bull... but I repeat myself.

Anonymous said...

Two imbeciles who own a fighting dog that they have no clue how to handle. This equals a future dead neighbor's child.

Hopefully the neighbors are indicating to the landlord for these two that there will be zero tolerance. I bet the landlord doesn't even know they have the pit bull.

Bagheera Kiplingi said...

This is freaking hysterical!!!

Anonymous said...

Its pathetcic how you people label a Nutter as either a lying killer, or a stupid idiot.

P. said...

Anon, it isn't "pathetcic", it's just the way it is when telling the truth. How do you tell a nutter is lying, they are opening their mouths. Just being a nutter makes them a stupid idiot, that's a given.

Anonymous said...

LOL! P. You sound like a nutter preaching about Petey and nanny dogs when you say that sentence about nutters opening his mouth and lying.
I don't know how many times I've heard that gay joke.