the pit nutters are way to modest. not just ANY dog can fill the shoes or hat of John Wayne Gacy.
JEFF JENKINS and LOLA of HSUS*. the two have been inseparable since he rescued her from chicago's west side. jenkins "knew she was the dog for him when he threw a ball and she raced off after it, returned quickly—and just as Jeff reached down for the ball she bit him."
JENKINS, a former circus clown and acrobat has a new gig; Lion Tamer. through FOUND CHICAGO, JENKINS will be offering an 8 week long pit bull ONLY training class for $300.
I, the Participant, voluntarily sign this Waiver and Assumption of Risk in favor of Found Chicago, its employees and volunteers, in consideration for the opportunity to participate in Found Chicago’s pit bull training classes. I understand that there are certain risks and dangers associated with the pit bull training classes, including but not limited to dog bites and all associated risks, harm caused to Participant’s dog by another participant’s dog, and any use of the dog training equipment and dog training facility. I fully understand these risks and dangers. I fully assume the risks involved as acceptable to me, and I agree to use my best judgment in undertaking these pit bull training classes and to follow the rules and safety instructions as given by Found Chicago employees and volunteers. I waive and release Found Chicago, its employees and volunteers from any claim for personal injury, property damage, or death that may arise from my participation in the pit bull training classes and use of the dog training equipment and dog training facility. I am a competent adult and/or competent parent of Participant, and I assume these risks of my own free will. Please type your full name as your signature.
any labradoodle owners out there been forced to sign a waiver like this when taking Fluffy to school?
* Found is in no way affiliated with the Humane Society of the United States.
special thanks to cking for the awesome graphics and to someone who shall remain unnamed for sending me this tip.
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Wow, this leaves me shaking my head and rolling my eyes...
He found his dream companion because SHE BIT HIM during his very first interaction with him? Why would anyone pick a dog that bites him? Why would he expose the rest of the world to a known biter? Why would a person who handles a known biter feel that he might be an appropriate teacher and role model?
When I took my Standard Poodle to training classes, I did NOT sign a waiver like this.
Check out what Gullible Nut Steve Dale says about Jeff Jenkins and pit bulls
http://www.chicagonow.com/blogs/steve-dale-pet-world/2010/03/jeff-jenkins-and-the-pit.html.
How many outright lies do we have Steve Dale repeating here? Is this guy a complete idiot or what?
Where do they find these dweebs?
No, Steve, pit bulls weren't war heroes but they do KILL war heroes.
I wonder if he is aware of how many cats get shredded to death by pit bulls every year, or how some of the pit bull advocates he gets his fake information from take shelter cats in Georgia to feed to their pit bulls.
Demented imbecile and tool Steve Dale won the "American Kennel Club Responsible Dog Ownership Award" for HELPING TO ADVANCE THE INTERESTS OF DOG FIGHTERS, FREAKY TAX CHEAT PUPPY MILL BREEDERS, and the Degenerate Nutcases that suppport them. Also for spreading the lies and myths that help keep the dog fighters in business.
Does Steve Dale understand they give this award to people who help support the breeders' financial interests and support cruelty to animals and exploitation of animals? Did anyone tell him that AKC IS the puppy mill business?
Can Steve Dale really be this stupid?
Look at this idiot's bio on that page.
I guess it's sad to him if his cat dies of a disease, but if a pit bull ripped the cat to pieces, Steve Dale would be cool with that.
Illinois seems to be breeding its own especially perverse kind of pit nutter. This guy loved the dog BECAUSE she's a biter, which is so perverse and, as April29 mentioned, to think this guy is giving advice and training to people is frightening.
His story is very reminiscent of Ledy's fond memories of breaking up pit bull fights when she was 8 years old in that magically innocent time and place when no one minded that a little brat's pit bull was running loose and tearing their pets apart.
Breed specific behavior leads to breed specific legislation.
Love the clowns:)
yes, these clowns are a masterpiece. great job cking!
as for ledy, i am sure she is in talks right now with jane and they will be offering some sort of "incentive" to jeff in exchange for rewriting the waiver. this is your chance jeff. i think you can easily hold out for 5 figures.
cha-ching!
Clowns give me the creeps, but a clown with a pit bull makes me want to draw my weapon. "Make my day, clown! Make my day!"
Isn't it rich?
Are we a pair?
Me here at last on the ground,
You in mid-air.
Send in the clowns.
Isn't it bliss?
Don't you approve?
One who keeps tearing around,
One who can't move.
Where are the clowns?
Send in the clowns.
Don't bother - they're here.
If Jeff takes Ledy's offer, he better bank it against future lawsuits.
"Jeff is a firm believer in practicing what you preach. That is why he is taking the Pit Bull Training Team into some of Chicago's most notorious neighborhoods for dogfighting. By challenging the owners and their dogs, and giving them the tools to succeed, Jeff Jenkins and the Pit Bull Training Team are having a powerful and immediate impact on the scourge of dogfighting."
How exactly is this helping at all? Is he convincing dog fighters that well trained pits doing dog tricks can make them more money?
Is he training kids who come to own left over fighters to create house pets out of fighting dogs?
What a pointless, self-serving moron who, reaching out to the dog fighters and victim communities, is going to have a damn hard time getting in line with Ledy and Animal Farm Foundation's "they're just like other dogs" bullshit.
http://www.chicagobreakingnews.com/2010/08/police-shoot-dog-during-search-warrant-on-near-w-side.html
What a shame Jeff wasn't there
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