Pit Bull Awareness Day 2010

On Saturday, October 23rd the nutters will be wearing their tin foil hats and hitting the streets circulating their propaganda like the nanny dog, the dangerous bloodhound and brainwashing people about the evil media. click here to join in the cult activities nearest you.

pbrc has put their own unique spin on the festival with National "I Own a There's No Such Thing as a Pit Bull" Day!

Say it loud and say it proud nutters!

I own a pit bull and I...

I own a pit bull and I have a B-12 deficiency.

I own a pit bull and I have Williams Syndrome.

I own a pit bull and I have a law degree that I don't use.

I own a pit bull and I can field strip and lubricate an AK-47 in under 3 minutes.

I own a pit bull and I am incapable of telling the truth.

I own a pit bull and I am a 40 yr old spinster incapable of connecting with my own species.

I own a pit bull and I haf trubel speling.

I own a pit bull and I told my insurance agent that it is a shar-pei mix.

I own a pit bull and I don't have insurance.

I own a pit bull and I visit my baby's daddy in prison every Sunday.

I own a pit bull and I embrace the second and fourth amendments but not the first.

I own a pit bull and I don't know what the amendments are.

I own a pit bull and I am a dog groomer by day and an on-line canine aggression expert by night.

I own a pit bull and I haven't told my landlord. ssshhhh.

I own a pit bull and I wear rose colored glasses.

I own a pit bull and I am judgment proof.

I own a pit bull and I blame my kiddie porn on my teenage son.

I own a pit bull and I don't own a break stick cuz it's all how you raise 'em.

I own a pit bull and I have a break stick in every room.

I own a pit bull and I leave it chained outside.

I own a pit bull and I spend my free time harassing people who were attacked by pit bulls.

I own a pit bull and I play professional football.

I own a pit bull and I operate a meth lab.

I own a pit bull and I love leprechauns, rainbows and unicorns.

I own a pit bull and I can't keep it contained.

I own a pit bull and I am getting my 37th tattoo tomorrow in honor of this holy day.

I own a pit bull and I pretend to be a vet tech on line.

I own a pit bull and I drink fortified, caffeinated malt liquor.

I own a pit bull and I purchase people's souls.

I own a pit bull and I spend at least 2 hours each day spreading Jane Berkey's disinformation.

I own a pit bull and I have thumbs that are almost opposable.

I own a pit bull and I own fighting cocks, a tank full of piranhas, 3 boa constrictors, 2 tarantulas, a rattlesnake and a scorpion.

I own a pit bull and I don't understand why she keeps killing the neighborhood cats.

I own a pit bull and I love loud obnoxious rap music.

I own a pit bull and I use him to protect my stash.

I own a pit bull and I don't understand the concept of racism.

I own a pit bull and I love it when dem hawgs starta skweelin'!

I own a pit bull and I salute the confederate flag every morning.

I own a pit bull and I receive government assistance.

I own a pit bull and I put him on the tread mill for 3 hours a day while I read the pit forums.

I own a pit bull and I need this powerful animal so that I can feel superior to others.

I own a pit bull and I am really an insecure person deep down inside.

I own a pit bull and I take him and his testicles to the dog park whenever I feel like it.

I own a pit bull and I am completely devoid of critical thinking skills.

I own a pit bull and I don't vote.

I own a pit bull and I would vote if Karen Delise was on the ballot.

I own a pit bull and I have an itty bitty teenie weenie.

I own a pit bull and I wish I had an itty bitty teenie weenie.

I own a pit bull and I got it from my sister who got it from her boyfriend who got it from his uncle when he went to prison.

I own a pit bull and I will say and do whatever I have to, to ensure that I can continue to own a pit bull.

thank you JODI PREIS for this holiest of days.