The children were nestled all snug in their beds,
"Now Ruger! Now Browning! Now Mossberg and Colt!
when in burst two pit bulls to tear off their heads.
They ran and they screamed, it was over they feared,
but by the magic of Christmas, Santa appeared!
On Remington! On Sako! Semi autos and bolts!”
And down through the chimney came Santa with shells,
he loaded his weapons and blew the pit bulls to hell!
He gathered spent rounds then returned to his sleigh,
“Good riddance to pit bulls, have a great Christmas Day!”
~Dude I Bagged Ur Pit