Wednesday, July 11, 2012

today's word: Hybristophilia


Hybristophilia aka Bonnie and Clyde Syndrome is a bizarre psycho-sexual disorder that appears predominantly in women (and occasionally effeminate chubby college boys). hybristophiliacs are people who are attracted to and aroused by predators who have committed heinous acts.

within this group of creepy lunatics are two categories. the aggressive type, who are accessories to the crimes and the passive type that function as enablers. the passive type is also further subdivided into two types. one subtype of the passive variation typically suffers from delusions of grandeur and feel they are "special" (lion tamer). the other type suffers from rescue fantasies and actually believe they can "save" the sadistic psychopath (rescue angels).

the coterie of psychological professionals who oversee the DSM content need to include a non-sexual canine version of this paraphilia. i think i will put contacting them about it on my bucket list.

i think some of these canine hybristophiliacs also suffer from apotemnophilia, a desire for amputation of healthy limbs. lol!

lyrics by lame pop stars submitted by packhorse


He is a villain of the devil's law
He is a killer just for fun
(Fun, fun, fun)

That dog is game and unpredictable
He's got no conscience, he got none
(None, none, none)

But mama, I'm in love with a pittie bull!
And this type of love isn't rational,
It's criminal.

britney spears

Hear the growlin' in the air
And the screams from everywhere
I'm addicted to the scare
It's a dangerous love affair.

Can't be scared when it goes down
Got a problem, tell me now
Only thing that's on my mind
Is who's gonna walk the dog tonight...

jay-z

28 comments:

snarky said...

you might be onto something there, it bears further investigation. also theres that munchdownen syndrome by pitbull thingy.

Jim Reeve said...

That would give an explanation as to why so many people want these dogs. There's no way I'd have a pit bull as a pet.

Rumpelstiltskin said...

I think your hybristophilia definition encompasses all pit nutters except for the ones duped by animal shelters or ones that just wanted a cheap dog and didn't care what it was, just had to be a dog.

Dayna Hamilton said...

I've never heard this term, but it makes total sense. The women who go for the psychos on death row as well as the mauling dogs.

snarky said...

so this is why nutters give their mutants names like chaos , anarchy , helter skelter , ect , ect ...ad nauseum. then when something happens its like a complete suprise..... ya sure , slimeballs

Dude, I BaggedYourPit said...

I can remember Bonnie & Clyde Syndrome. "Hybristophilia" won't be so easy, but how cool would it be to throw that one on a Scrabble board? ;-)

My psych didactic wasn't everything I thought it was. I've learned something new again!

Dude, I BaggedYourPit said...

"munchdownen syndrome by pitbull thingy"

Hahahaha! I get that munchdownen syndrome when it comes to hot and spicy foods, butt it hurts in the end ;-)

dawn james said...

you are absolutely right snarky, this bears further investigation. i noticed the similarities when i read Women Who Love Psychopaths. it's fucking creepy and the subjects of that book weren't even involved violent criminals. these freaks have been a fascination for me for years. seriously, what kind of women shop for a husband/boyfriend/playmate/penpal in prisons. that is the ultimate WTF?

i found one of cornfed's groupies on that forum. i found her on florida mugshots too, she is a skanky prostitute. she is a pit nutter too.

here is the blog she dedicated to the poor misunderstood pelican bay lifer paul cornfed schneider.

dawn james said...

Rumpelstiltskin said...
I think your hybristophilia definition encompasses all pit nutters except for the ones duped by animal shelters or ones that just wanted a cheap dog and didn't care what it was, just had to be a dog.


i completely agree with statement. people like MICHAEL VICK and LACHAIN DEVER are the aggressive type. they are the accessory to the mayhem their pit bulls cause.

snarky said...

dingbats with that apotemnophilia thingy may get their desires fulfilled or even better..... their faces eaten off . lol funny how pitters can be a great source of joy sometimes, whereas usually its just pain , suffering and expense.

snarky said...

pit-nutter to snarky:

no , snarky,its munchausen syndrome by proxy . do some research , get educated like me.

lol @ pitters

snarky said...

he dude,
re munchdownens by proxy: sometimes , occasionally a mutant will get a red-hot pain in the rearend , too , as a spinning chunk of lead passes through said regions...... during episode of munchdowning. lol

- that just occured to me

Packhorse said...

Thanks for the call-out, but I can't take credit for the poetry--it's some more trashy pop lyrics "doctored" to be about gripping dogs.

The first is "Criminal" by Britney Spears, the second, "Run this Town" by Jay-Z--with pit-centric words added! Overplayed pop tunes find a new life!

snack sized dog said...

Lol, Packhorse, still a fine send up! It really works!

And lol at "apotemnophilia, a desire for amputation of healthy limbs" by pit bull!

I guess if that turns you on, pit bulls would be the best way to go about it - it takes a long time, really really hurts (so good!) and you have a partner who enjoys it as much as you do!

dawn james said...

fixed it.

snarky said...

another form of body modification, dismemberment by ones own mutant . that would be so cool to see people in the grocery lineup missing limbs and facial parts due to maulings by their own doggy-woggies. it could be called "extreme body modification" and could within a year or two become common-place and accepted as normal or even stylish and fashionable .

dawn james said...

i think you have new reality tv show snarky,

snarky said...

ok . could i produce or m.c. the show u think? i have a very strong stomach plus a burning hatred for pitters. i might make the perfect host for such show .

"extreme mauling " ....predatory pits gone wild ? ..... " americas doggies from hell " ?

could also be a story line for a movie .

"apocalyptic world overun by deadly fucking mutants and sick deranged former pitters being stalked by their own mutants "

yes that does sound wonderfull.

SadFalada said...

However, if it was their middle finger amputated, they could never appear in public again...unless of course, it became a symbol of pit solidarity

SadFalada said...

Oh, Carla Ann, Carla Ann
He might like Cornbread
But he ain't got no tan
An those prison portraits
they flatter a fine Aryan Man
but cunubia or marriage they ain't in no Master plan
Carla Ann;
An though you looks like a
Puppy, forlorn and wan
For unsatisfied pats or slaps
From your unlucky Lifer Fan
You need listen only from
your bed, the window scratch,
the pervert's tread,
To feel his thick and amorous
breath
The Cornfed man's in the mood for death
And some scarecrows may scare him away,
But you see him by light of day
Carla Ann
He'll hold your leash tight,
While you growl, snap and bite
Restore Cornfeds Honor,
Carla Ann, make it right.




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dawn james said...

i hope you are reworking and resubmitting that poem sadfalada.

SadFalada said...

Oh, Hi Dawn! The connection here is so weak that odd things happen, or don't happen at all, so the first attempt seemed to be swallowed up without any notice, the second time it went through and when both appeared, I tried to delete one; it wouldn't respond, tried the other version and both skipped town! Well, OK! If you'd like I'll repost it, it was largely written on blotting paper, which fell victim to my pizza feast but I should have it memorized by now--nothing so indelible as drivel, haha! I enjoy your postings so much, I'm jealous of your brains!

dawn james said...

here, you repost it. i have a copy in the email alert.

Dear Diary
I saw a sight today
that made my nerves all tingle and fray
No longer are boys
all up in my sight
I saw me a REAL man
A big old guntower of Bulging Might!
But even so, Dear Diary
It's time for Goodnight

Dear Diary
He's a Celeb!! He's been in the paper....MY Man, way way Exciting!!
He owned Gnarly Dogs for some serious biting
and his dogs bit someone too much and they CROAKED
and bad dogs and muscley men
they make me all STOKED
and my Honey's in The BIG HOUSE
for being a White Guy SUPREME.....
Later, Dear Diary
This is ALL just a DREAM!!!

Dear Diary
His NAME! is too bitchen to be true
***PAUL*CORNFED*SCHNEIDER ***
A gift FromThe Blue!!!!
It's like the name of a WARLOCK, or
a big white statue of chalk
He'd be full of WISDOM and DANGER and BOSSY sweet talk
He knows how to get hisself adopted, and KILLER dogs to train
One a them was HERA, the other one was BANE
and Cornfed and me, we'd walk em
on a rainbow colored iron chain
We'd laugh n sing, while they threatened everyone with pain
as ordinary people would offa the sidewalk they'd jump
all a them cowards and wussys and like, totally sad Chumps!!
But now, don't you get
Jealous, Diary, Dear
I now say Goodnight, I'll hide
you away near!

Dear Diary
I dreamed I that I was a Fabulous EAGLE SOARING
to join with my Cornfed an soon we'd be SCORING
in one of them cute little trailer houses
Where we could be like hot n horny spouses
but my Cornfed Man would have to tell me how to Get It On
I been saving myself for MANFRIEND, cause boyfriends are zitty and broke and they is all a moron
Yeah, an I would grandly soar to his LAND OF EXILE
and watch as he give other races revile
HE'S a MAN, a MAN, a MAN!!! I can't WAIT till the time is right!! good, n nice
An Greyhound tickets are offered half-price
....So till then, Dear Diary
Keep my SECRET
CONFIDENTIAL!!!! No Hottie
should EVER feel WRONGLY
penitential!!

DEAR DIARY
THE DAY IS HERE♥♥♥!!!!!
.....here's what I done!
I tattooed my Cornfed's inmate
number, right over my TITTIES....
plus a cute little gun..
Well, really, it's felt pen, but he wouldn't know
I did it in the bathroom mirror, I went reeeeeaaaaaaally slow
An I'll wear my orange tank-top to match his outfit
and my tight pink leggings printed with darling dogs, them Pits..
An I'll bring Him Pop-Tarts and fancy Flavors of Spam
I'll bring Him glamour photos, love notes, and Contraband
He'll Forever know my name is Dearest Darling Hot Mama
CARLA ANN...

bye for now, Dear Diary!
We've completed our
PLAN!!!

SadFalada said...

Aw, Gee...Dawn, could you just post the first one without credit? I can't stand wading through all that stuff once again, I'm afraid I'm already stomping on obnoxious ground-many thanks!

dawn james said...

i will blog this one a little later. THANK YOU for your contributions.

SadFalada said...

Thank you for a lively. fun, provocative and challenging site!
Absolutely one of my faves!