Wednesday, July 11, 2012
today's word: Hybristophilia
Hybristophilia aka Bonnie and Clyde Syndrome is a bizarre psycho-sexual disorder that appears predominantly in women (and occasionally effeminate chubby college boys). hybristophiliacs are people who are attracted to and aroused by predators who have committed heinous acts.
within this group of creepy lunatics are two categories. the aggressive type, who are accessories to the crimes and the passive type that function as enablers. the passive type is also further subdivided into two types. one subtype of the passive variation typically suffers from delusions of grandeur and feel they are "special" (lion tamer). the other type suffers from rescue fantasies and actually believe they can "save" the sadistic psychopath (rescue angels).
the coterie of psychological professionals who oversee the DSM content need to include a non-sexual canine version of this paraphilia. i think i will put contacting them about it on my bucket list.
i think some of these canine hybristophiliacs also suffer from apotemnophilia, a desire for amputation of healthy limbs. lol!
lyrics submitted by packhorse
He is a villain of the devil's law
He is a killer just for fun
(Fun, fun, fun)
That dog is game and unpredictable
He's got no conscience, he got none
(None, none, none)
But mama, I'm in love with a pittie bull!
And this type of love isn't rational,
Hear the growlin' in the air
And the screams from everywhere
I'm addicted to the scare
It's a dangerous love affair.
Can't be scared when it goes down
Got a problem, tell me now
Only thing that's on my mind
Is who's gonna walk the dog tonight...