Tuesday, July 31, 2012

pop quiz

is this a pit bull?

26 comments:

Miss Margo said...

WTF?!?!?!?!

Jake said...

The behaviour and general appearance of the animal indicate that it is a pit bull. But the lack of blood suggests that this is some sort of gag.

snarky said...

if you train the damn thing to grab and hold, dont go doing that in front of it.

Animal Uncontrol said...

Thanks for this post. Anyone with anything to "lose" (wink, wink) would not want one of these maulers around. Period.

Maybe, after a few nutters lose "Mr. Johnson" they will get the point.

Or, maybe not.

DubV said...

Spring pole.

Your Quiet Neighbor said...

The guy doesn't look like he's enjoying playtime with his dog.

Rumpelstiltskin said...

Of course it's a pit bull. The question is if the pit bull is gay.

I don't think this is a gag. We don't call 'em pit nutters for nuttin.

snarky said...

its a pit-bull alright but the slong is too long for a pitter , methinks.

Miss Margo said...

*snort*

SNARKY!!!

snack sized dog said...

Snarky, you're right! This is the hapless room mate who didn't feel the need to compensate

snarky said...

the owner knew that was going to happen .... the ultimate payback on his cheating girlfriend and his room-mate. even had his camera handy . wonder which one had more fun, pit or pitter.

DubV said...

Okay, I gotta know any back story available, and where Dawn found this. I'll admit I spent half and hour trying to find this video, and my search terms turned up some very odd things, but not this vid.

dawn james said...

don't know the back story. someone sent it to me. they got it from reddit.

snarky said...

pitties are normally very sweet dogs and are not MAN AGGRESSIVE unless they've been mistreated or abused and trained to be mean. this dog needs to be rescued and rehabbed and given a doggy purpose in life

i think i know just the dingbat for the job.

dawn james said...

i love the big heart on the computer monitor.

DubV said...

Pit nutter Ryan Chase will show up soon to remind us that human aggression and penis aggression are two very different things. Penis biters obviously weren't culled.

vintage said...

GREAT PIT BULL ANIMAL BEHAVIORIST AND PEE PEE MOMENTS IN HISTORY:

Renowned Animal Behaviorist bitten in the ass for $1 Million, after Pit Bull bites of the tip of Man’s Taliwhacker during training session

As he headed back toward the house, he encountered Peter Borchelt, one of the nation's foremost animal behaviorists, and the dog on the street.
"The dog OK?" the ex-firefighter asked.
Borchelt assured him it was.
Then as the 45-year-old ex-fireman took several more steps, the dog broke free and attacked him, nipping him in the groin.
"Two inches lower and it might have been a different story," said Borchelt's attorney, Oscar Michelen. "The place of the bite almost mandated the result."
In court, an angry Febbraio insisted the animal had "vicious propensities."
Borchelt, an author who holds a doctorate in animal behavior and charges owners $300 an hour to treat aggressive dogs, testified the animal wasn't vicious and that he was training it for its owner.
But under cross-examination, he conceded he was aware of two prior attacks by the dog

**DISCLAIMER...You Can't Make This Stuff Up!

dawn james said...

penis biters probably underwent full mouth tooth extraction.

snarky said...

i think the pit is pissed her responsible owner is spending so much time surfing the net . instead of spending quality time socializing with lessor dogs at the dog-park. its so cool to follow ones in-bred tendencies for violence.

Dayna Hamilton said...

Y'all ever read that story by Rudyard Kipling, The Elephants Child? This could have a positive outcome. LOL!!!

vintage said...

******DINE AND DASH ALERT******
******COEUR d'ALENE, IDAHO*******

*PIT BREEDERS WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE*

Authorities are looking for a fat woman and tatooed man driving a Purple Japanese Mini Van who left a man and his service dog bleeding.

They were courteous enough to offer up that the female Pit Bull just had pups before hauling ass.

Idaho Dine and Dash


**Note: There is no law against Dine and Dashing so Pit Owners will give it a shot to avoid medical/vet payments, scarlet lettering as a "Bad Owner" and another black mark against the breed.

Learn how to deal with Dine and Dash Perps here:

How to Defeat a Pit Bull Dine and Dash Attempt


**Disclaimer...You Can't Make This Stuff Up!

vintage said...

******DINE AND DASH ALERT******

**VICTORIA BC; AUTHORITIES SEEK TWO MALE PIT PERPS WITH APPARENT ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION SYNDROME**

Two "Men" sat back and watched a little girl pry their Pit Bull off a handicapped woman, then hauled ass.......


"The guys never came in to rip the dog off. It was the girl I was talking with that ripped the pit bull off to give me some room."

One of the men then bolted from the park with the dog as witnesses called 911. The other man stayed for a few minutes, but left before police arrived.

CANADIEN EDS NUTTERS DINE AND DASH

****NOTE: This is why mankind developed cell phones with cameras...Use them!

snarky said...

" but safety is everyones responsibility. how can a handicapped person take care of her dog if shes handicapped ? those guys were definitely not responsible dog owners but its ignorant to think all pit-bull owners are the same . it might not have even been a pit bull , it probably was a cane corso . pit bulls make wonderfull pets if they are socialized properly from an early age at the dog park and school playground , they dont call them nanny dogs for nuttin. you people trying to destroy a whole bread of dog shuld take your head outa your asses and get fucked for once. getta life too."

Rumpelstiltskin said...

Snarky,

Yeah, that guy sounds like a real douche. So when there's a pit bull around, it's EVERYONE'S responsibility to make sure their pet is safe.

dawn james said...

SadFalada left this comment but i accidentally hit delete instead of publish. so sorry. feel free to resubmit it. also, if you send me your email address i can add you to the contributors and your comments will not require moderation or the entry of that annoying hard to read code.

SadFalada wrote

Is this a pit...? Not sure...don't know if they are capable of such micro point precision...

Anonymous said...

Yes! Ambience is so important to romance!