Tuesday, January 26, 2010

help! i can't find my pit bull!


jesse james and cinnabun

long beach, california JESSE GREGORY JAMES, owner of west coast choppers, owner of cisco burgers, husband of sandra bullock and proud pit nutter reports that his "shop dog" went missing around 2 pm on monday. james is pleading for help.
suggestion: follow the trail of dead poodles.

this is not james' first oops moment with his grippers. a few years ago, one of his pit bulls killed another one of his pit bulls. also in classic pit nutter fashion, the tattoo covered misfit is no stranger to the criminal justice system. mister bullock is being sued for breach of contract and fraud after failing to deliver on a custom built car for an agreed upon price. a price of almost a half million dollars.

8 comments:

FormerOhioGirl said...

I really, really like Sandra Bullock. What in God's name does she see in this worthless piece of shit pit nutter? Oh well, I guess I "used" to really, really like Sandra...

Anonymous said...

"Shop Dog" means guard dog....It's frickin magic considering the gentile dog fighters culled human aggressive Pits...They did a horrible job considering the constant trail of lifeflight helicopters taking off and funerals from the maulings!

Anonymous said...

Wow...His burger resturant is named after Cisco, beloved Pit who killed beloved Pit Rudy in a "Shop" accident...

The interesting thing is that Cisco's is an environmentally friendly resturant using biodegradeable products and supplies being delivered by Prius...I guess this offsets the carbon footprint of the straight pipe choppers he sells?!?

You can't make this stuff up!

Trigger said...

Mr. dumbass is twittering about it: http://www.nowpublic.com/culture/jesse-james-twitter-search-missing-pooch-2563908.html

Anonymous said...

quoting a Pit Bull forum as fact that his dog killed someone? How do you know that is true?

cravendesires said...

the dog killed ANOTHER dog, not a person.

here's another:

http://www.pitbullforum.com/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=131258

The Gadfly said...

Here is another link. The comments are revealing more pit nutter antics.

http://www.tmz.com/2010/01/26/jesse-james-missing-dog-cinnabun-sandra-bullock/8#comments

Anonymous said...

These celebrities with pit bulls are flat out INVITING lawsuits.

They practically have a sign around their necks reading "sue me."

The second that one of their pit bulls sets a foot wrong, it is courtroom time, and their name and face will be plastered all over the press for causing death and destruction.

HOW STUPID ARE THESE PEOPLE? This guy is such a pussy that he needs to have fighting dogs ready to send him to court?

Sandra Bullock, you better be working hard to pay this weakling's legal bills. He's going to make an ass out of you!