Thursday, March 18, 2010

famous pit nutter: Porn Star Michael Brandon

here ya go nutters, here's another one for your "famous" list.


just how EDGY does animal planet want to go?

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

Do they really want to get THIS much edgier? Animal Planet has been going downhill for quite some time now but this is disgusting.

Bagheera Kiplingi said...

"Much maligned species"?

God these people are dumb!

Anonymous said...

The pit nutters must be very proud to include him along side the midget felon, Madam Torres, Jessica Biel, Jesse James, Kris Crawford, Rachel Ray, Linda Blair and Teddy Roosevelt. What a shame they can't all get together for a group photo.

Anonymous said...

Isn't this the guy who KILLED one of the Vick dogs.

It was hit by a car under his watch, supposedly "rescuing" it

cravendesires said...

maybe you are thinking of brandon bond, the freak show tattoo artist in georgia that did a documentary about the vick dogs.

http://strangleholdmerch.com/vicktory-to-the-underdog-p-191.html

plan to blog him one day.

Zanudidi said...

The "pimping for pits channel" gets a whole new meaning now.

HonestyHelps said...

Surely not!! Even the PFP (Pimping for Pits) channel won't stoop this low. Don't they have to follow some kind of guidelines about family programming? Give me back the twin beds of Ricky and Lucky!

Anonymous said...

Ah yes, craven.

That is the one.

I'm mixing up my deviants.

FormerOhioGirl said...

So there are two tattoo-pit-bull-loving-freak Brandons? I was confused as well! Thanks for the clarification. Oh, and here's Bond.

http://www.dogsbite.org/blog/2009/08/another-vick-dog-dies-former-sports.html

Anonymous said...

Animal Planet Channel has apparentlly decided to join the ranks of the Pit-Jihadists with it's All Pits, All the time programming....It pissed me of so I wrote a song about it:

MONEY FOR NUTTERIN’

Now look at them yo-yo's that's the way you do it
You play Lion Tamer on the APC
That ain't workin' that's the way you do it
Money for nutterin’ and pits for free
Now that ain't workin' that's the way you do it
Lemme tell ya them guys ain't dumb
Maybe get to lose all your fingers
Maybe gouge "Otises'" eyes with your remaining thumb

We gotta install cremation ovens
Custom kennels pup deliveries
We gotta fill these refrigerators
Pimpin' donations on color TV

See the little grifter with the agent and the breakstick
Yeah buddy that's his own lair
That little grifter puts Pit Bulls on a airplane
That little grifter she's a tax free millionaire

We gotta install cremation ovens
Custom kennels pup deliveries
We gotta fill these refrigerators
Pimpin' donations on color TV

I shoulda learned to play a nutter
I shoulda learned to burn dogs in drums
Look at that mama, service-doggin’ in the camera
Man we could have some fun
And he's up there, what's that? Growlin’ noises?
Rippin’ off faces like a chimpanzee
That ain't workin' that's the way you do it
Money for nutterin’ and Pits for free

Look a' here
That ain't workin' that's the way you do it
You play lion tamer on your APC
That ain't workin' that's the way you do it
Money for nutterin' and Pits for free
Money for nutterin' and Pits for free

Money for nutterin' and Pits for free

Look at that, look at that

Money for nutterin’ and Pits for free
I want my, I want my, I want my APC
Money for nutterin’ and Pits for free

(Fade)
I want my, I want my, I want my APC

Anonymous said...

It was good to see this quote refer to the pit bull as a 'species'. Because indeed, it's so far from what other dogs are that it's not really a dog anymore.

cravendesires said...

"it's so far from what other dogs are that it's not really a dog anymore."

good comment

Anonymous said...

Certainly, the question of keeping Pit Bulls in the realm of domesticated animals must be raised as sociopaths have hyper-selected them.

The 40,000 dog fighters in the US each kill 6 dogs annually, for not having the 'Right Stuff" No other "species" has such selection pressures.

Prevent the Deed, Regulate the Breed...

Anonymous said...

I just loved the song...

Anonymous said...

Michael Brandon is bi-polar and a drug addict. a couple of times per decade over the past 5 decades he gets a dog. He has had shepards, pit bulls an dwhite dobermans. When his life goes awry like it always does the dog is sent to the pound. Hence, Mr. Brandon is a very bad example for dog and animal lovers.

Anonymous said...

"The pit nutters must be very proud to include him along side the midget felon, Madam Torres, Jessica Biel, Jesse James, Kris Crawford, Rachel Ray, Linda Blair and Teddy Roosevelt. What a shame they can't all get together for a group photo."

As long as that group photo is on Teddy's turf.