Sunday, February 10, 2013

California Screamin'

California Screamin' 

The little one was brown
and the big one is grey
I went for a walk
on a bloody day

I'd be safe and warm
if I wasn’t in L.A
California Screamin'
on such a bloody day

Stopped by a park
I passed along the way
Well, the big one latched onto on my knee
and the blood started to spray

You know the helicopter is cold
The owner got no money to pay
California Screamin'
on such a awful day

If I could walk
I could leave today
California Screamin'
on such an awful day

~vintage

32 comments:

vintage said...

GREAT PIT BULL JOURNALISTIC MOMENTS IN HISTORY:


"BSL NEVER WORKS"

http://occupymaulstreet.blogspot.com/2013/02/pit-bull-lie-buster-1-california.html


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Jim Reeve said...

Great song by the "Maulers and the Pitters."

Your Quiet Neighbor said...

Nutter talk from Tucson. Your comments are needed. Especially on the distinction between bites and maulings:

http://azstarnet.com/news/local/dog-bites-man---a-lot/article_6deea92e-8990-5cdd-98a5-f347371f14eb.html

skeptifem said...

hey check out what was forwarded to me...

http://www.thepetitionsite.com/590/736/158/save-dutch-the-service-dog/

'service dog', yeah right.

89f37e2c-747a-11e2-a1d9-000bcdcb5194 said...

I love in the article about the "Service Dog" that they bury the fact that the woman was beating on the dog to stop a dog fight.

Nope they just act like some woman went ballistic on the dog for no reason.

The dog should be euthanized

89f37e2c-747a-11e2-a1d9-000bcdcb5194 said...

Help

My google account is messed up
signed up for an AIM account. That is my post above. How the heck do I get my user name to show as opposed to that random assortment of letters and numbers in my above post.

Signed PutMeInCharge

dawn james said...

in response to skeptifem, someone sent me that scam petition too. then they sent me the REAL story.

the nutters did a stupendous job of cherry picking facts!

dawn james said...

MAULERS AND PITTERS. LOL!

i don't know why google did that unless it is connected to google plus. just create a blogger acct.

Bagheera Kiplingi said...

If you're going to San Francisco

Be sure to have a shank in your hand

If you're going to San Francisco

Pitter people with mutants in their homes

Summertime will be a maul-in there

orangedog said...

They had to disable the comments for that story. Surprise, surprise.

Meals on Wheels said...

If you ever, plan to motor West,
Take a weapon, 'cause you'll be runnin' into the Pest
Take your (Break) Stick,
On Route 66!

California, is going to the PITS!

vintage said...

GREAT PIT BULL "MOTEL 6" MOMENTS IN HISTORY:

Oct 2001, Pittsburg, CA; A pit bull mauls and scalps it's 36 year old owner at Motel 6. Police transported the 4 x4 inch piece of scalp to the hospital where she was being sewn back together

April 2011, Sacramento, CA; Superior Court jury slams the city for $850,000 after a Janitor is mauled at a Motel 6 assisting police officers serving an arrest warrant on the two pit owners


Feb 2013, Hemet, CA; 91 Elsie Grace is mauled to death at a Motel 6 . The victim had a great deal of trauma to her body," according to Hemet police Lt. Duane Wisehart. Apparently, Grace and her son were staying at the motel because they were in the process of relocating to Hemet. Her unnamed son was away at the time of the deadly attack.


"Motel 6...We'll call 911 for ya"...

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PutMeInCharge4OneDay said...

Another pit bull dbrf in CA. Odd the local media has not picked this story up......

I always have the morning news on for a few hours every day and not a word yesterday or today about this latest attack.

Of course the wiggle butt was trying to do CPR on the woman. pit bulls do such heroic things all the time.

How do we get these a-holes in charge of AC. This is not someone I want my taxes to support now or with his pension that he can start collecting when he is 55 at 100% pay.............

I had to high tail it out of a self service (that also has full service) grooming facility the other day. I was in my grooming area and heard a guy come in with a dog and tell the groomer "he's only aggressive to other animals when he is at home". I looked over the flimsy gate at my grooming spot to see a pit bull. Great. They took him to the back. The owner had what looked like a police choke hold on him while the groomer worked on him on the table. Even though I was not done I decided it was time to leave.

As I went to pay the wife and five-ish year old daughter were by the cash register. The child asked her mother what kind of dog I had, mom was perplexed so she asked me. I told her "this is a Rough Collie, she is a normal dog who likes other animals and people and is extremely gentle."

I never thought I would run into one of these dogs at a grooming shop. Especially this one where they are so proud that they do not use crate. The dogs are in flimsy runs with flimsy gates made of that landscaping PVC lattice.

Dayna Hamilton said...

Ah California. So many reasons not to go!

Packhorse said...

I was getting out of my car with my dog at a local walking trail. A young 20something girl walks by with a big brindle pit, and it immediately froze and stared at my dog while doing that spalyed-leg, chest-out, "bring it on" pose. I pushed my dog (and myself) back into the car as the owner dragged it away.

Miss Margo said...

Hi..just checking in...

I avoid them on the street if at all possible. I'm afraid of them, and I also want their owners to feel socially rejected.

I never behaved this way towards anyone or anything in my life before, but I do it for Pits and their owners now.

When I can't do it, I glare and make a sneer. I am not good at sneering, but I try. And if I see the pit SNAPPING at someone or something--which is sometimes the case at my local dog park--I say "Hey! Nice dog you have there! Very considerate of you to bring it to the dog park."

My voice drips with sarcasm.

"You know pits kill lots of animals, right?"

orangedog said...

How long before we see, "We just fell in love with his sweet face" for this ugly cross-eyed mutant seized from a dog fighter?

http://www.wcnc.com/news/crime/Police-rescue-27-pit-bulls-in-dog-fighting-ring-2-facing-charges-190524371.html?gallery=y&c=y&clmob=y&c=n&img=7&c=y&clmob=y&c=n&c=y#/news/crime/Police-rescue-27-pit-bulls-in-dog-fighting-ring-2-facing-charges-190524371.html?gallery=y&c=y&clmob=y&c=n&img=7&c=y&clmob=y&c=n&c=y&clmob=y&c=n&c=y&clmob=y&c=n&c=y

vintage said...

GREAT PIT BULL MUSICAL MOMENTS IN HISTORY:

The three CA Hotel 6 pit-maulings pissed me off, so I wrote a song about it:


HOTEL MAULIFORNIA

So I called up the Captain,
"Please control the canine"
He said, "We haven't had BSL here since nineteen eighty nine"

And still those voices are screaming from far away,
Wake you up in the middle of the night Just to hear them say...

Welcome to the Hotel Maulifornia
Such a bloody place
(Such a bloody place)
She had a lovely face
They shootin’it up at the Hotel Maulifornia
Not a surprise
Nutters pass alibis

Blood spots on the ceiling,
Police keep scalps on ice
And she said "The owners are just prisoners here
Of their own device”

And in the master's chambers,
The pitties spring for the feast
Furmommies stab it with their steely knives,
But police have to shoot the beasts

Last thing I remember, I was
Running for the door, had to sew my ear back To the place it was before
"Relax, " said the pit man, "You need to freeze like a tree“
You can check-out any time you like, But upright you may never leave!"

(Awesome Guitar out-solo)



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Miss Margo said...

How do you and Packhorse make this stuff up, Vintage? I write a lot, but I can't rhyme to save my life.

"The helicopter is cold" lol lol

Dayna Hamilton said...

@ Miss Margo, your earlier comment about when you come across pits in your neighborhood reminded me of my own recent encounter. I was walking my little greyhound with a neighbor/friend, we had stopped at my house and were chatting when a young girl came down the street with her huge male pit. I motioned for my friend and dog to move off the sidewalk down the alley to give some space to the pit. Sure enough, as the pit got his sights on my dog it starts lunging and snarling, on his hind feet. The owner has him by the collar and is wrestling with him. I've got my pepper spray out and ready. The owner says, "sorry", I just stare. Then as she gets him moving finally away from us, the owner turns and says, "He's actually a really nice dog." I yell back, "Yeah, he LOOKS REALLLLY friendly!" Totally sarcastic. My friend is stunned. I put my pepper spray away.... I hate these freaking dogs and their owners.

Packhorse said...

Does anyone know about the effectiveness of bear spray re: dog attacks? I already have regular pepper spray but I sometimes fear it wouldn't be effective against a red zone gripper. Is bear spray worth the considerable extra price?

dawn james said...

i believe the only advantage of bear spray is it shoots further, it is not a stronger solution of capsicum. a police officer told me once that their spray which is more powerful than civilian versions, only pissed off two rottweilers.

i can't recommend pepper spray for anything other than normal dogs, who will likely be deterred by stomping your foot and yelling at them. i recommend a knife if you can't or don't want to carry a gun.

dawn james said...

holy cow vintage. this is your finest work!

Jake said...

I was walking my little feist on the trail when a pit owner came walking by with 2 pits straining against the leashes. My dog, being curious, was looking at the pits. The owner shouted "they're not friendly" and I said, yes, I see you have fighting dogs there. (Not to worry, I have a knife)"

snarky said...


jake
ive heard that pitbulls are very loving dogs to their family and friends. stop being so judgemental about a whole breed of dog . chi's,poodle's and pom's are much worse than shitbulls who were "bread" to look after kids. havent u ever heard of de lil rascals ? bla, bla , bla . never heard of stubby? bla , bla . pitbulls are the most abused dog in america , bla , bla . hee hee .

mallardhead said...

Vintage
Impressive. Hotel Maulifornia.
If you were playing live, that would be one performance I wouldn't miss.

snarky said...

recently i saw a guy abusing his shitbull. it wasnt actually behaving so bad i thot , just crossed over to the wrong side while walking on the leash. so the idiot yarded so hard on the leash its collar slipped off , then the guy got really mad and hit the poor mutant lol. just goes to show, these poor dogs got really stupid owners no wonder they slip up an go bizerk sometimes. no really i figure u got to be a bit cracked in the first place , lol.

PutMeInCharge4OneDay said...

@Dawn- Regarding Bear Spray-
Yep good old California, the kind that shoots far is ILLEGAL.

I was going to get some as I appreciated that you did not have to get up close and personal to use it.

vintage said...

GREAT PIT BULL MUSICAL MOMENTS IN HISTORY:

The three Motel 6 mauings really pissed me off, so I finished the song:

HOTEL MAULIFORNIA

On a dark desert highway, life-flight helos in the air
A pack of pit bulls, had escaped their lair
Up ahead in the distance, I saw a rotating light
My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
I had to stop due to fright

A Pit Bull stood in the doorway;
It heard the dinner bell
And I was thinking to myself,
"This could be Heaven or this could be Hell"
Then she lit up a candle and she showed me the way
There were screams down the corridor, I thought I heard them say...

Welcome to the Hotel California
Such a bloody place
(Such a bloody place)
She had a lovely face
Plenty of room at the Hotel Maulifornia
Any time of year
(Any time of year)
Helo pad is the rear

Her mind is definitely twisted, she’s in knee deep with Best Friends
She loves her pittie, pittie dogs instead of men
How they prance in the courtyard, one sewn up by a vet.
Some bite to dismember, some bite just a bit

So I called up the Captain,
"Please muzzle your canine"
He said, "We haven't had BSL here since nineteen eighty nine"

And still those victims screaming from far away,
Wake you up in the middle of the night Just to hear them say...

Welcome to the Hotel Maulifornia
Such a bloody place
(Such a bloody place)
She had a lovely face
They shootin’ it up at the Hotel Maulifornia
Not a surprise
Nutters pass alibis

Bullet holes in the ceiling,
Police rush scalps on ice
And she said "The owners are just prisoners here
Of their own device”

And in the master's chambers,
The pitties spring for the feast
Furmommies stab it with their steely knives,
But police have to shoot the beasts

Last thing I remember, I was
Running for the door, had to sew my ear back
To the place it was before
"Relax, " said the pit man, "You need to freeze like a tree“
You can check-out any time you like, But upright you may never leave!"

(Awesome Guitar out-solo)



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snack sized dog said...

OMG OMG OMG OMG!

Relax, " said the pit man, "You need to freeze like a tree“
You can check-out any time you like, But upright you may never leave!"

THIS IS GREAT, Vintage!

snarky said...


come visit california !

you may never leave ?

Dayna Hamilton said...

WOW Vintage!! That was incredible! Truly.