vintage has done it again

$300,000 Pit Sitting Bucks!

May 2010, San Francisco, CA; A kind hearted neighbor agreed to dog sit a pit bull while it's owner is hospitalized. While at the hospital after the animal bites off his finger, he learns that the owner is undergoing facial plastic surgery in the same hospital due to a mauling by the same Pit Bull!  After much resistance, the owner's insurance company finally settles for $300,000  One of the Greatest Pit Sitting Moment in History!

you can find this instant classic and more at
Great Pit Bull Adventures in Pet Sitting

vintage U.S. mauling news

13 Lifeflights...one every 6.92 days

7 DBRFS one every 12.98 Days

20 Darwin attacks: Every 4.1 days an owner requests a 911 response when attacked by their own pit bull  (5 stab Offs, 2 taser, 6 shot by police/rescuers)

Conclusion: Pit Bulls Are not safe. Sleep with one eye open nutters!


Occupy Maul Street

California Screamin'

California Screamin' 

The little one was brown
and the big one is grey
I went for a walk
on a bloody day

I'd be safe and warm
if I wasn’t in L.A
California Screamin'
on such a bloody day

Stopped by a park
I passed along the way
Well, the big one latched onto on my knee
and the blood started to spray

You know the helicopter is cold
The owner got no money to pay
California Screamin'
on such a awful day

If I could walk
I could leave today
California Screamin'
on such an awful day

~vintage