last week a mutant entered the property of another and attacked his dog. neither the pit nutter nor the normal dog owner could end the attack, so the home owner went inside and retrieved a handgun. he shot and killed the frankenmauler. the shooting of the berzerking mutant has been deemed justifiable.
SHERIFF JOHN WALSH made a statement to the press against citizens using a gun to stop a mutant attack. blah blah blah
the Montana Standard posed the question to their readers: Is it okay to shoot a pit bull to stop it from attacking a dog?
they received over 1,000 responses, 90% approved of shooting grippers.
nutters always skew the poll results :)
the Montana Standard interviewed local dog nut, SAMANTHA COLLIER, owner of a "doggie daycare" (i really hate the word doggie). just more dangerous blah blah blah. COLLIER recommended non-lethal means to end a dog fight: water (LOL!), pepper spray (HAHAHAHA) and loud noises (bwahahaha). unfortunately, those methods often only serve to further enrage FIGHTING dogs. but her lame advice is to be expected, COLLIER is also a member of club hybristophlia.
SHERIFF WALSH and SAMANTHA COLLIER
their advice could cost you dearly, better to take a chance with a jury of your peers.
