noun Law
the offense of willfully telling an untruth in a court after having taken an oath or affirmation.
this is a word that the community of pit nutters is very familiar with. unlike the practice of responsibly owning pit bulls, they practice this with reckless abandon.
on july 9, the "dog" belonging to JADE JUHASZ and DANCIE MURREY jumped out of a car window and attacked a kid.
the "dog" was snatched up by JULIE LYLE after the charges were bumped from dangerous to vicious, that's when DANCIE flew into action and sounded the S.O.S. pittie is in trouble...

no one publicly responded to DANCIE'S plea for help.
on july 25, MURREY and JUHASZ tried to enlist the help of the toledo blade to fight the impending vicious dog designation against their now american bulldog. the comments devolve into mud slinging with JADE leaving the following:
I am the owner of this dog and all I can say is she had to be prevoked my dog would never have done this unprovovked not to mention the nieghbor was punching Cammy in the head while she had ahold of the girl I am so distraught over this I cant sleep after the bite the kids parents punched my mother in law in the eye and put guns to our heads trying to kill our dog. Cambria has not spent one single night away from us till this we are destroyed over it. and now we have to wait another two weeks to find out if we can get her back.typical nutter trash talk, blaming the 9 yr old for the attack.
to which DANCIE immediately chimes in:
No No No I am the owner of the dog lolme thinks that DANCIE might be trying to protect her felonious fiance.
on august 10, the yellow blade reported that DARCIE MURREY plead no contest for the unprovoked attack by her american bulldog.
aaahhh, THERE it is! DANCIE took the fall for her fiance because she has a criminal record.
meet the fockers

über ugly CAMBRIA, anytime you see a black american bulldog, you should immediately suspect pit or pit mix. i am not sure why these two nutters went to such lengths to hide the dog's breed since it no longer matters in ohio, UNLESS of course, they are trying to protect the "breed" by skewing the bite statistics. we all know, that pit bulls need ALL of the help they can get in that department.

JADE C JUHASZ aka JADE C McINTOSH
assaulting a teacher?! there's a reason that she is hiding her face in the yellow blade.

DANCIE MURREY
good luck trying to collect fines, shelter fees, medical fees from mrs and mrs nutter.
attorney PHILLIP BROWARSKY licensed in 1978 and suspended for 6 months in 1991 for removing his own traffic violation affidavit along with criminal affidavits of clients from the courthouse. these nutters AND their attorneys are predictably corrupt :)
what does the state of ohio have to say about the crime of perjury?
2921.11 Perjury.more on perjury.
(A) No person, in any official proceeding, shall knowingly make a false statement under oath or affirmation, or knowingly swear or affirm the truth of a false statement previously made, when either statement is material.
(B) A falsification is material, regardless of its admissibility in evidence, if it can affect the course or outcome of the proceeding. It is no defense to a charge under this section that the offender mistakenly believed a falsification to be immaterial.
(C) It is no defense to a charge under this section that the oath or affirmation was administered or taken in an irregular manner.
(D) Where contradictory statements relating to the same material fact are made by the offender under oath or affirmation and within the period of the statute of limitations for perjury, it is not necessary for the prosecution to prove which statement was false, but only that one or the other was false.
(E) No person shall be convicted of a violation of this section where proof of falsity rests solely upon contradiction by testimony of one person other than the defendant.
(F) Whoever violates this section is guilty of perjury, a felony of the third degree.
Effective Date: 01-01-1974
i am sick of these fuckers lying all of the time and getting away with it.