you all remember the minnestoa dog whisperer ROBERT COLE from last week. his pit bull and his lab went missing on his fiance's watch and when they returned, the pit was bleeding with a threatening message scribbled on his back. (back off bob) COLE and/or fiance AMBER MARIE WADE concocted an elaborate story about a hate crime being perpetrated against COLE because he is an advocate for pit bulls and we're all such ignorant haters.
well, we can now add hate crime abductions to the overactive imaginations of pit bull con artists.
i was so sad when they cancelled HOUSE, the only tv show that i really enjoyed since the cancellation of LIE TO ME. little did i know that pit nutters could provide so much MORE entertainment value. i laughed so hard after i read the police report that i wore myself out. i hope you enjoy it as much as did. the investigation is complete and it doesn't look good for the cesar wannabe. here are a few highlights from THE POLICE REPORT.
(click on the screenshots to view larger and enjoy!)
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COLE stated he uses CESAR for this, yet in the police report CESAR is described by both WADE and COLE as timid.
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bob, i don't think jesus will look kindly upon your violation of exodus 20:16.
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this is my favorite part...
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click HERE for the police report.
so, to sum up, fired for what appears to be embezzling, evicted, arrested, outstanding warrant, suspended driver's license, filing a false police report, falsely accusing an innocent man of a heinous crime and moving in with his in-laws with his escape artist pit bull. and he is only 27 years old! i bet the neighborhood is thrilled.
AMBER MARIE WADE, CESAR, ROBERT RANDALL COLE
The medical report stated that "lung, musculoskelatal and degloving most consistent with trauma from hit by car, and/or dragging. Lung changes consistent with trauma, suspect hit by car." Dr. Heather Douglas, of the Douglas Animal Hospital in Osseo
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CESAR needs your help! in addition to expensive emergency medical care, CESAR needs an owner with an IQ above 85!
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shouldn't fraud or filing a false police report charges be added to this hate crime? how about soliciting donations for a non-existent "hate crime"?
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as vintage says, pit whispering/griftering is hard work but somebody has got to do it!
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shakopee news
the kare 11 report of the 29th stated that the police thought the pit bull was hit by a car. the comments are a scream. overwhelmingly, they believe the original story, parroting what they read when first reported and calling the police lazy and the kare 11 irresponsible for reporting the bogus story, DESPITE THE FACT THAT THEY LINK TO THE ENTIRE POLICE REPORT. LOL, am i the only one who reads anymore?
the "educated" and "responsible" fucktard took a jab at me on facebook and i love it.
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ROBERT COLE please take your well earned place among the nutter royalty: KRIS CRAWFORD, CINDY MARABITO, AMANDA CONRAD, LEAH PURCELL, ANDREW ROZSA. we have a new champion so move over ladies and take copious notes if you ever expect to compete with BACK OFF BOB & CO.
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seriously, we need a fucking pageant for the proper recognition of these psychopaths. they earned it.
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see also
robert cole minnesota dog whisperer
MARS midwest animal rescue services
oh, did i mention that you can download your very own copy of THE POLICE REPORT?
