Friday, October 23, 2009

pit nutter bingo

i wish i could take credit for this.


get an alternate bingo ticket here.

i am working on dogman jeopardy.

15 comments:

Arkansaz said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Brilliant!

Marty said...

Dog Attacks You Never Hear About

http://dogattacksyouneverhearabout.blogspot.com/

Anonymous said...

Joe: I'll take Canine Temperment Testing for $500 Alex...

Alex: This test created for ditework dogs doesn't penalize for haman or canine aggression...

Joe: What is ATTS?

Alex: Correct!

Joe: I'll take Dog Registeries for $100 Alex...

Alex: This Kennel club founded in 1898 had an original requirement of three documented wins in the fighting pit...

Joe: What is United Kennel Club?

Alex: Correct!

Anonymous said...

I want every pit breeder who runs the Canine Temperament Testing charlatan society to show their tax returns and business licenses

Then let's see how many dogs they really have

Ante up friends!

You're all getting looked at a lot more closely once you start calling yourselves experts. Lots of stink in those financial records.

Bagheera Kiplingi said...

I think a DOG NUT NATION edition of TO TELL THE TRUTH would be entertaining too.

P. said...

Marty, you are such a hoot. Trying so hard and getting absolutely no where. Who gives a shit about the other attacks? Doesn't matter because the majority of life altering attacks comes from pits. And spinning your wheels trying to find "other" attacks only shows how desperate you have/are becoming. Doesn't show you give a damn about stopping these attacks.

Marty said...

Your right P!!! I/my dogs are just a nobody, keep breeding your cats and fucking with me about my dogs LOL

You now yourself no other dogs attracts its all my line of dogs

Stupid or Drunk? said...

I can't understand this hillbilly.

Anonymous said...

OMG! THIS IS FREAKIN AWESOME!!

Anonymous said...

You Pit Nazis have nothing better to do than insult people. what a life

Pit Bull Positive said...

You people are morons do the math lets just say theres roughly 38,000 "pit bulls" in the United States ok and theres 38 "fatal attacks" thats a whopping 1%. More people are killed by falling coconuts per year than there are killed by "pit bulls". More crazy people with far too much time on there hands who only want to create hysteria and be part of the problem instead of working towards a solution. Brilliant work here!

Anonymous said...

Actually, there are 50,000 pit bulls in Chicago alone. If you do some educated research instead of just reading the headlines of media hype, you will see that most of what is on this bingo card is misinformation. There is a research study that proves that pit bulls do not have a stronger bite force than any other dog. There is an Alabama Supreme Court ruling that no dog is inherently vicious. Granted a pit bull may do more damage if an attack happens, but the thing is to have educated, responsible owners, just as any dog owner should be or there will be consequences. There needs to be harsher punishments for irresponsible owners, backyard breeders, and dog fighters. There is no excuse for ignorance though, people.

cravendesires said...

i didn't create the bingo card, i just laugh at it. the bingo card is funny. it's a joke. humor is something which people who own pit bulls seem to lack.



"...but the thing is to have educated, responsible owners, just as any dog owner should be or there will be consequences."

yep, the utopian dream. good luck with that.

Anonymous said...

Well, if you ever met me or the multitude of pit owners that I know, you would see that I am extremely funny and have a great sense of humor. People say that they love my laugh and can't get enough of it. This is another stereotype, however. That pit owners are going for some sort of macho type look and are completely serious, with their pants around their butts and spiked collars. I am nothing of this sort.
As far as the utopian comment, it is good to have a goal and a dream but then this website wouldn't exist. We are making progress, again if you did research, but it is slow, as is the fight against hunger. Is the fight against hunger also something we should not advocate because it is a utopian idea? What is the next breed that people will fear due to media hype and stereotypes? What do you think of Teddy Roosevelt or Helen Keller or Ingle Wilder?
Mob mentality goes a long way.

cravendesires said...

TR's dog and helen keller's dog were not APBT. but this is what i think of TR's dog:

http://cravendesires.blogspot.com/2010/01/famous-presidential-pit-bull-trs-pete.html

i have researched but not yet blogged about helen keller's dog, so check back for the facts.

i have not yet gotten around to ingle wilder but yes i have read the list of famous people who owned have "pit bulls".