until the release of Jennifer Lynch's The Compound, we'll just have to make do with the 6:00 news.
temperance, virginia Stephen Hopkins heard children screaming in his back yard. He ran to find his beagle being attacked by a neighbor's ugly pit bull. Hopkins was bitten in the face as he rescued his dog. He grabbed his beagle and ran into the house with the ugly dog hot at his heels. The pit bull managed to get inside the home and bit Hopkins AGAIN. Stephen Hopkins, if you read this, drop me a line. email@example.com
oklahoma city Mary Wolf went out side to pet a pack pit bulls, one adult SPANKY and 4 puppies (aged 6-8 months). Wolf is a dog lover and was familiar with SPANKY, so she thought nothing of it. all was fine for a minute or two then one of the puppies latched onto her hand. she finally got her hand back and then the puppy was all over her. before she realized it, all of the puppies were on her. she fought her way to her jeep and with great difficulty managed to get inside. the frankenmaulers began jumping all over the jeep in an attempt to get her. Wolf describes it as a scene right out of Cujo. she screamed for help and finally one of her neighbors heard her and called 911. Wolf received multiple cuts and puncture wounds on her hands, forearms and legs. the four puppies received dirt naps. SPANKY was spared and will live to spread his evil seed once again.
and i saved the worst for last.
lynn, massachusettes the Brian and Leah Antaya family went for a nice saturday evening stroll. with baby Eva strapped safely to her father's chest, they walked down Broadway. the Antayas approached 23 yr old bimbo Munnyhkkie Moutino, her "companion" Rodolpho Ribas and her ugly 2 yr old pit bull McLOVINN. the frankenmauler/nanny dog, quickly and without any warning lunged and grabbed a hold of Eva's leg. baby Eva was taken to the hospital and treated for multiple bite wounds. McLOVINN received a McDirtNap.
what a freakin shame McLOVINN didn't pull Munnyhkkie Moutino in front of a speeding train instead.
not a testicle, logging chain, abusive/neglectful owner or even a snowflake in sight. what will karen delise cook up to explain this tragedy?