Tuesday, May 29, 2012

2012 National Dog Bite Week Recap

master of ceremonies: vintage
starring: gripping dogs and the miscreants who breed & promote them
sponsors: dogsbitedecatural.com, american association of plastic surgeons, euthasol and glock

vintage kicked off the festivities by introducing the nanny dog and then the week long celebration launched with a big bang - a 12 gun salute and fatal mauling in new haven connecticut. a crowd gathered round as a "pit bull" beheaded an old mutt being walked by a disabled senior citizen. the police responded. when the first two rounds failed to interrupt the little gripper, the police unloaded on it.

a mobile alabama, woman was attacked by a pack of 5 dogs. a dog had a hold of each limb but the "bull dog" got the award for delivering the courageous bite.

a nanny dog met a pitch fork when it bit a 2 year old boy in lancaster, pennsylvania.

a darwin honorable mention goes to an uninsured judgement proof 27 year old man in cody, wyoming. his american bulldog (raised from a puppy and great with kids) broke his arm, a finger, a toe and put 60 holes in his space suit when he tried to escort his loving family member from the room. the nutter gave the green light to the police to turn PLUTO'S lights out :(

a 9 year old girl witnessed a pit bull grab her pomeranian and kill it at her brother's soccer game in roswell, new mexico. pit nutters fail to realize that every time they set their pittie up to fail, a dozen haters are born.

two strikes your out in syracuse, new york. both dog and human arrested!!

a 9 year old boy was bitten by a pit bull and a GSD in oklahoma city. dog owner charged.

a bronx new york nanny dog opened up the face of a 3 year old boy like a can opener. this took place in a playground where dogs are not allowed. the boy is now afraid of his own dog. cesar milan has offered to flood the boy and cure his fear.

taylorsville, utah - NANNY DOG!!! no license, no insurance and the dead beat nutters are off the hook while the 8 year old girl's parents scrounge up the cash for plastic surgery.

dirt nappin in roanoke, virginia - a pit bull already under quarantine for a dog bite, got loose and bit a cop. bang bang

no more pit bulls - PLEASE! nanny dog continues to work her magic in laveen, arizona

a yorkie was killed during a routine walk in new albany, indiana.

west palm beach, florida rampage - 2 women, 2 cats.

the fight of the century was held in windsor, ontario - AMBULL V BEAGLE - a lot of money was wagered on this one. everyone thought the beagle would win but in a surprise ending, the gripper prevailed.

in cary, illinois a second attack on a couple and their dog proved fatal for the poor misunderstood wiggle butt.

sssshhhhh... wilmington, north carolina - a boxer bit a toddler in the face. (don't tell karen this was reported in the news, we don't want to burst her bubble!)

in las cruces, new mexico, a man saved his dog from 2 marauding pit bulls with his pocket knife, stabbing them 60-70 times. he went home and got his gun and shot towards them. in a surprise twist, they were microchipped AND vaccinated! the owner turned them over for dirt naps (that's right, 60-70 stab wounds didn't kill them) and he was charged.

Hero Wolf, a normal dog put his life on the line protecting 3 kids from 3 thug dogs in wagoner county, oklahoma. Wolf's owner said this is not the first time he has been attacked and plans to sue. the sheriff gave him the thumbs up to shoot if they threaten him.

a 9 year old girl was attacked by a pit bull while sitting on her porch. "scarred for the rest of her life" in lafayette, indiana thanks to a gate left open accidentally. owner given a second chance at redemption.

a pensacola florida jury awarded $643,257 to a 2008 victim of a vicious pit bull attack.

apparently the site of a group of toddlers in a stroller sent nanny into the red zone in west allis, wisconsin.

a mountain home, arkansas fur mommy was charged with child endangerment for the april attack of her dog on her child. the fur mommy lied on the adoption form. she checked NO children in order to get a pit bull from a shelter with a policy against adopting out pits to homes with kids.

special highlights from the inbred mutants who made it all possible.

TRAVIS "Hooters" HAMME and his flying pit bull ZEUS wowed the crowd with ZEUS' death defying leap from a second story window, WITHOUT A NET!!! to attack a well loved pet labrador being walked by a teenager. afterwards there was a demonstration of his super duper chain bustin strength. the chesterfield county, virginia animal control immediately followed up with an equally impressive magic show called CITATIONS: NOW YOU SEE 'EM, OH NO YOU DON'T!
(melissa, i know the system let you down, but this fucktard owns his own business. go for it!)

pin the blame on the victim pasadena, maryland was the site of a pit bull attack on a 9 year old riding his bike. after the man seized the mutant, the human mutants granted an interview to news reporters. while PIT BULL BREEDER DONNA HELMS spoke rapidly and non stop in an animated fashion blaming the boy for her dog's teeth in his flesh, her son JASON HELMS had the opposite problem. he spoke in slo-mo trying desperately to string a few incriminating syllables together. he stated that he used a baseball bat to get the pit to release the boy, that's the way he breaks up dog fights.
yes, WATCH THE VIDEO two or three times!

of course, i saved the best for last.

st paul, minnesota aka northern appalachia and the home of BIG JOE'S PRESAS .
BLUE the presa canario bit SHERRIE AUBIN'S 18 month old granddaughter. BLUE had been declared dangerous after biting SHERRIE AUBIN'S grandson - TWICE! at the time of the most recent attack, BLUE had been declared dangerous and SHERRIE AUBIN was appealing. someone, somehow had an epiphany and decided it is time to cut their losses with BLUE, probably concerned they will be next.

ever wonder what kind of neanderthal breeds presa canarios?

meet JOE AUBIN...

"What we're witnessing, Scully, is undiluted animal behavior. Mankind, absent its own creation of civilization, technology and information, regressed to an almost prehistoric state, obeying... only the often savage laws of nature." Fox Mulder

i want to introduce the AUBINS to the BAILIES. i think a little genetic diversity (but not too much) might be a good thing.



Tuesday, May 22, 2012

2011 Florida Deaths "By the Numbers"

"Last year for instance we had 25 dog related fatalities, which means you've got a far better chance of dying of other things. For instance, a couple years ago by the numbers there were 33 dog bites and yet 66 people were executed in state prisons, so you had twice the chance of being executed at a state prison than you did of dying from a dog bite, BUT, we've been living with dogs in our houses and in our beds for so many thousands of years that whenever something like this happens, especially when it's a child, it gets lots of coverage and lots of publicity and people shriek."


in 2011, the state of florida executed 2 psychopaths and 2 psychopaths executed one floridian. you DO have twice the chance of being killed in a state prison than "dying from a dog bite"!

let's take a closer look at the 2011 deaths. since these are strictly "by the numbers" and all things are equal, i will address them in chronological order.

june - death by dog bite
74 year old disabled veteran, Roy McSweeney was in his own yard, minding his own business when the ultimate canine psychopaths belonging to neighbor DEANNA BLITCH jumped the fence and savagely attacked him. his right arm was severed, his left arm was severely mangled and his face and head sustained serious injuries. he spent hours in surgery and died a week later. according to Roy's younger brother, “The back of his head was eaten off, that’s what killed him,” said Donald McSweeney.

september - death by state prison
after 33 years on death row, the state of florida finally succeed in giving MANUEL VALLE a dirt nap for the murder and attempted murder of 2 police officers, despite the objections of the pro life, religious and ultra politically correct left wing bleeding heart nutters who claim an overdose of pentobarbital is "cruel" and the anaesthetic could cause "extreme suffering".
cause of death: LETHAL INJECTION

november - death by state prison
the state of florida gave a 65 year old sadistic sexual psychopath, OBA CHANDLER a dirt nap for the 1989 rape and murder of Joan Rogers (36) and her two teenage daughters (14 and 17). their bodies were found floating in tampa bay, bound, tied to concrete blocks and stripped to the waist. their mouths taped shut. (opposition to this fucktard's death sentence, not so much)
cause of death: LETHAL INJECTION

the lives and deaths of CHANDLER and VALLE have more in common with DEANNA BLITCH'S mutants than with Roy McSweeney. all four of these psychopaths had previous criminal records. all four of these violent psychopaths received a lethal injection. and all four of these psychopaths were shown more mercy than they showed their victims.

Nyuk, Nyuk, Nyuk

Sunday, May 20, 2012

Nanny Dogs?


Is this a cruel sales pitch or just a sick practical joke?!?

You have to hand it to the Dogfighters…They’ve had a 100 year head start on the public to come up with all kinds of propaganda to preserve the blood money business of breeding and fighting Pit Bulls …“American Dogs”, “Manbiters were culled”…and in this 1987 article one Pit Bull breeder exclaimed ”They used them as babysitters in England” In a classic, “Yeah that’s the Ticket” moment “The Big Lie” has been uttered thousands of times.

We must examine the history of the “American” Pit Bull Terrier to understand how necessity to stay ahead of the law drove rebranding names and creating myths.

Pit bulls and dog fighting were brought to America by Irish and English immigrants. That’s right, as “American “as Blood Pudding..In 1884, the American Kennel Club was formed but rejected registering pit bulls due to their use in dog fighting. Out of frustration, Chauncey Bennett formed the United Kennel Club in 1898 to bring formal recognition to the pit bull breed. In its early days, the UKC regulated dog fighting in the United States and had an original registry requirement of three documented wins before a Pit Bull could earn its registry papers.

 In a similar vein, The American Dog Breeders Association was formed in September of 1909 by close friends Guy McChord and Joseph P. Colby. Colby would become known as “The Mainstay of the ADBA” and “The Fountainhead of the American Pit Bull Terrier“. Seven months prior to becoming involved with the ADBA, Colby’s two year old nephew was killed by one of his Pit Bulls at his Massachusetts breeding yard and this news story cites that “Mr Colby had great difficulty forcing the dogs jaws apart. The child died in a few minutes, his spine being broken” . Additionally, in this 1918 advertisement in The Dog Fancier magazine, Colby boasts of selling more fighting dogs than any man in America. It was around this time the two Pit Bull registries rebranded these British fighting imports as the “American” Pit Bull Terrier. Later in 1936, after decades of lobbying, Colby was finally able to convince the American Kennel Club to accept Pit Bulls for registration. In another rebranding move, the AKC would only sell Pit Bull registrations under the regal sounding Staffordshire Terrier label. Keep in mind that Stafford England was the UK epicenter of bull and bear baiting. They actually raised bears in “Bear Gardens” for the bloody purpose!

So there you have it, two of the three original pit bull registries used a documented child killer line as the breed standard, while the other merely required a documented pit fighting champion. No other breed community has such a grotesque history

Let’s sink our teeth into how pit bulls measure up to their phony “Nanny Dog” Label.

Note…Playtime accidents of kids playing at pit owner’s homes are not included. However, visitation, foster care and custody incidents are included so that they may be helpful to family law attorneys.

Children killed during Pit Bull Babysitting Operations

May 2012, Las Cruces, NM; 15 month old Jazelyn Mesa killed by family Pit Bull while her babysitting Grandmother is powerless to stop the attack

Jan 2012, Montgomery County, TX; 23 month old Jayce Valdez is mauled to death by Grandmother's Pit Bull during yet another failed Texas nanny dog operation

Sep 2011, West Haven, CT; 20 month old Nevaeh Bryant killed by Pit-Auntie’s Pit Bulls that had previously been involved in an attack on a mailman. Charged with Murder

July 2011, Concord, CA; Pit Peddler Grandpa James Hayashi is charged with Manslaughter when babysitting op turns fatal. His attorney blamed the Boy's father because “he did not arrange for child care”

Nov 2010; Rusk County, TX; 2 year old Kaden Muckleroy killed by his Grandfather’s Pit Bull that broke a chain to get him while he played on a swing set

May 2010, Sachsenburg, Germany, During a nice babysitting foray, Grandmother takes her three year old Granddaughter over to see her Auntie who happened to own four Staffordshredders. The little girl doesn‘t make it out alive

Nov 2009, UK; 4 year old Jean Paul Massey mauled to death by Pit Uncle’s illegal breeding Pit Bull’s while being babysat by his Pit-Grannie. F- minus goes out to the local Police who knew about the illegal breeding operation

Nov 2009, New Albany, MS; In the third fatal Pit Bull attack on a child under the care of a Babysitter in a month, 1 year old Destiny Marie Cox mauled to death by Babysitter’s Pit Bull

Oct 2009, Prescott, AR; Mathew Clay Hurt wanders away from Babysitter’s into Neighbor’s chained canine IED

Oct 2009, Delhi, CA; 17 month old Colton Smith killed by Babysitter’s Pit Bull

June 2009, Johnston City, IL; 3 year old boy who normally resided with his father crawls out window and is fatally mauled by Mother‘s Pit Bulls during visitation

March 2009, San Antonio TX, Grandmother’s Pit Bulls break down baby gate and maul toddler Izaiah Gregory Cox to death. The Nanny-Granny tries stabbing them off, but they turn on her also

Feb 2009, UK; Infant Jayden Mack killed by his Grandmother‘s Staffy and Jack Russell Terrier combo during failed Nanny Dog operation

Oct 2008, Las Vegas, NV; *“Family” Pit Bulls force way into house and kill 4 month old girl and maul her Grandmother who was Babysitting her. *Family Dogs?..For whom...the Manson Family?!?

Aug 2008, Anchorage, AK; Babysitter bitten trying to save 6 year old Isis Krieger from her family Pit Bull. Isis later dies after a week in the ICU. Father flown home from Iraq to handle Mortuary Affairs

June 2008, Westlaco, TX; 7 year old Pablo Lopez is killed by his relatives Pit Bull. He was placed with them by Texas Child “Un-Protective” Services

Nov 2007, Killen, TX; 11 year old Seth Parker killed by Pit Bull while father was stationed in Korea. He had petitioned the court about the animal during custody hearings. Babysitter Pit-Grandma Parker escaped manslaughter charges

Dec 2007, Summerville, SC; While Babysitting Pit Granny takes a nap, 2 year old Holden Jurnigan wanders out back to her chained Canine-IED and gets the Colby treatment. The Nanny-Granny is charged with unlawful conduct towards a child

April 2007, UK; Pit Grannie charged with manslaughter after illegal Pit Bull kills her 5 year old granddaughter during babysitting

April 2004, Detroit Maul City; When Grandmother places 16 month old boy on the floor to play with the Pit Bull, it apparently mistakes him for another match dog. Pit Granny has her finger bitten off in futile rescue attempt

June 2003, Lake Elsinore, CA; 2 year old Summer Clugston is killed by her Babysitter’s Pit Bull

March 1999, San Diego, CA; NOTE TO SELF: Never use Betty Wallace as a babysitter. 3 year old Shalen Darshea Cammon, mauled to death by Great Pit-Auntie’s defective Nanny

Feb 1992, Grand Rapids, MI; Routine Babysitting Op turns into a nightmare for 16 year old Babysitter when 2 year old Derrick Goree is killed by the household Pit Bulls

Oct 1990, McKinney, TX; 18 month old Jessica Cole is killed and her grandmother attacked by the Family’s four Pit Bulls. Bewildered Pit-Gramps utters “she rode them like a horse“

July 1990, Chicago, IL; 6 month old Tionna Kenny is killed by her Babysitter’s Pit Bull

May 1989, Clute, TX; 3 year old Dustin Webb killed by his Grandparent’s Pit Bull as Pit Grannie is helpless to stop his fatal mauling

March 1985, Charlotte, NC; 18 month old James Shirley wanders from sleeping babysitter into the jaws of Neighbor’s Pit Bull named “Bashful” and is fatally mauled

July 1983, Clairemont, CA; Babysitter watches in horror as 5 year old Sara Delance is killed by family Pit Bull

Dec 1909, New York City; 1 year old John Eldice killed while his baby sitter is powerless to stop the mauling. She even tried burning the Nanny with hot iron to make it release

Feb 2, 1909; In the most significant DBRF in history, “The Fountainhead of the American Pit Bull Terrier”, “The Mainstay of the American Dog Breeders Association“, and the breeder who produced the breed standard for the American Kennel Club‘s Staffordshire Terrier, John P. Colby‘s nephew is killed at his dog yard. Colby would produce and sell 5000 Pit Bulls during his lifetime…. All from child killing breed stock! F-Minus Breed Stewardship grade assigned in Red Ink only because a lower grade is not possible…

Mere Maulings, Scalpings and disfigurements:

June 2012, Pulaski County, AR; Mother wants estranged Father charged with Child Endangerment after 7 year old daughter has arm bitten and broken in two places during visitation

May 2012, Norco, CA; Toddler slips out the backdoor into “Family“ Pit Bull during babysitting episode

May 2012, Prescott, AR; In a travesty of Justice, 21 year old Amber Moody is charged with Child Endangerment because she adopted a Nanny Dog which mauled her son. She drew more than the customary mere ticket for a Nanny Dog mauling because the local Humane Society has a policy of no Nanny Dogs in homes with children. Amber's real crime was ignoring the Humane Society's warnings about Nanny Dogs by not disclosing she that had children when filling out paperwork to adopt the Nanny Dog, When the Nanny Dog predictably mauled her son, the DA charged her for bringing a Nanny Dog into a home with a child. *It would be good to see this No Nanny Dog policy expanded to all neighborhoods and towns with kids

April 2012, Martinez, CA; Three year old girl MEDEVACed out of Pit Granny‘s house when misunderstood Pit Bull "Turk" savages her head

March 2012, Lawrenceville, PA; Grandpa takes granddaughters over to see Friend‘s new litter of Pit puppies. 600 micro stitches in the face later, it proves to be a Bad Move

March, 2012; Oxnard, CA; Pit Bull mauls 2 year old on the face and neck at babysitter's

Jan 2012, Robbinsville, NC; Pit Grannie Susie Andersen sent to prison after her Grandson is mauled by her defective Pit Bulls back in 2010. NC DSS had been to the house on three previous occasions

Jan 2012, Westfield, MA; Pit owning Babysitter, toddler and responding Police Officer bitten by stupid Pit Bull

Sep 2011, Columbia County, FL two Nutter-Babysitters arrested after boy is poured into life flight helicopter and they tell investigators, “a roving Boxer did it”

April, 2011, Houston TX; Child on CPS approved visitation with her mother, sustains fractured skull and numerous facial lacerations

Feb 2011; Saugerties, NY; Police dispatch defective nanny after 3 year old is mauled at Babysitter’s and saved by The Cable Guy

Dec, 2010, Callaway, FL; Appeal court reinstates a child neglect charge against a 17-year-old baby sitter whose pit bull attacked a 2-year-old child under her care.

Nov 2010, 10 year old boy needs 1000 stitches when UK Nanny Operation goes bad

Nov 2010, Des Lacs, SD; 46 year old babysitter scalped and lifeflighted after family Pit Bull attack. Hazardous Duty Pay for inhouse Pit Bull owner babysitting services NOW!

Sep 2010, India-maulpolis, IN; Pit Granny arrested on child neglect charges when her Grandaughter is mauled by Pit Bull “Fang” and she didn‘t seek medical treatment. “Didn‘t want Animal Control or Child Protective Services involved“ *Note: Then you shouldn‘t have gotten a frickin' Pit Bull!

April 2010, Livermore Falls, ME; 11 year old boy mauled by Pit Bull during baby sitting operation

April 2010, Sun Prairie, WI; A 2 year old boy's mother and aunt sent the Police on a 40 hour wild goose chase for a mythical german shepherd beast. Turns out Auntie's Nanny Dog bit the 2 year old boy on the face.

March 2009, Bay County, FL; Pit Bulls involved in babysitting mauling had been involved in two previous attacks…F-Minus goes out to Bay County Animal Control (it was run by a Pit Bull owner at the time!)

June 2010, Middletown, CT; 11 year old girl mauled during court ordered visitation

Sep 2009, Montgomery County, TX; 3 year old Lifeflighted to the ICU after spending the day at her Pit Breeding Auntie’s home. Pit-Auntie gets attacked also

June 2009, After Niece is scalped during family Barbeque , Pit Bull owner expresses “I recommend not having a pit bull, whether the dog is friendly or not,” a grieving Cruz said. “They will turn on you.”

June 2009, Odessa, TX; 3 year old Shaylee Crosson is horribly scalped by her Grandmother’s Pit Bull. The pittie had previously killed two neighborhood dogs *Parents..A common theme here is children being mauled by Pit Grannies and Pit-Grampsters Animals

April 2009, Wappinger Falls, NY, Frankie Flora sustains 1000 stitch mauling by his Aunt’s Pit Bull that had been screened and adopted out by Out of The Pits Rescue. Frankie would later get a trip to the Whitehouse and meet the President

Mar 2010, Plattsmouth, NE; 10 year old boy seriously bitten in the face by Father’s Pit Bull during visitation. Mother hadn’t wanted boy to visit his biological father due to the pit bulls in the house.

Feb 2009, Norfolk, VA; Navy couple drops off 8 month old with Pit owning babysitter who struggled “to separate“ the dog from the child. Ends up in ICU.

Aug 2009, Checotah, AZ; After a 19 month old toddler mauled at Grandmother’s house, pissed off Grandpa blows it‘s head apart with a 30/30. City attorney is hush hush because somehow the Pittie was trafficked out of the county shelter without an adoption form, nor rabies vaccination. F-minus Animal Control grade assigned in red ink

Washington County, TN; Trailer dwelling Pit Granny suffers more than two dozen puncture wounds fighting the family Pit Bull off of her 1 year old Granddaughter

April 2008, Aurora, CO; Pit Granny‘s illegal Pit Bull mauls 4 year old Granddaughter in the face. Attempts to traffic the dog to a more maul-friendly city

Aug 2008, Baltimore, MD; 18 month old Demetrious Allen scalped by Pit Bull at Maul-timore Day Care

May 2008, Dallas , TX; 3 year old girl horribly mauled when two Pit Bulls barge into the bathroom and maul her and her Pit-Auntie while she was getting a bath. ANOTHER NOTE TO SELF: Never use Crystal Owens as a Babysitter, Pit Bulls were banned in her trailer park but she knew better

April 2008, Aurora, CO; Pit Granny‘s illegal Pit Bull mauls 4 year old Granddaughter in the face. Attempts to traffic the dog to a more maul-friendly city

Aug 2008, Phoenix, AZ; Backyard breeding Pit Granny sends her Grandson for a Meatwagon ride… biting the boy "all over his body, including his right arm, his back, his neck, his face and his left arm."

Aug 2008, Phoenix, AZ; Backyard breeding Pit Grannie sends her Grandson for a Meatwagon ride… biting the boy "all over his body, including his right arm, his back, his neck, his face and his left arm."

Aug 2008, Anchorage AK; Family Pit Bull “Dozer” attacks the Babysitter … * Seriously…Babysitters who take a gig at Pit Owner’s homes should charge $300 an hour

Aug 2007, Aurora CO; Two women who thought they were smarter than public safety officials are mauled by illegal Pit Bull during babysitting operation.

July 2007, Republic of the Philippines; 2 year old toddler mauled and her babysitting Grandmother killed by disloyal family Pit Bull. It took authorities 5 minutes to get the Pit Bull to release it‘s dead Pit-Grannie owner. *Note Pit Bulls can really get “attached“ to their owners

Feb 2007, Cumberland, County, KY; Family facing homelessness due to medical bills after son mauled by Babysitter’s Pit Bull mix

Dec 2006, Lucedale, MS; Bethel Boys Military Academy successfully sued for $900,000 after they physically abused boys and sicced bite work trained Pit Bull on them. *Watch where you send your kids!

Oct 2006, Northhampton, PA; Baby sitter arrested for Child Neglect after 6 year old girl he was watching gets mauled by a Pit Bull. Used duct tape and a rag to try and stop her bleeding…*Must have been a Boy Scout

June 2006, Port Norris, NJ, 24 year old babysitter Kristi Norris gets bull baited by her own Pit Bull while she was babysitting two kids…*Maybe it had never seen kids before?!?

Nov 2004 Manning, SC; When 20 year old Babysitter takes toddler over to see Pit Bull owning friend, ”Cracker” does what Pit Bulls do best

July 2004, Murphysboro, IL; Pit Granny suffers serious bite wound to the arm when her defective Nannydog goes after her Granddaughter

Dec 2003, Bloomfield, NM; Two teenage Babysitter‘s get mauled during Nanny gig at Pit owner‘s house..*Parents: Consider paying a higher allowance instead of letting your kids do this!

June 2003, Jacksonville, FL, Baby sitter charged with child neglect after her Pit Bull mauls three year old girl. The girl needed 1500 stitches and multiple surgeries

May 2002, Baltimore, MD; Maul-timore toddler hospitalized after being mauled by her Pit-Granny’s breeding Pit Bulls

Oct 2001, Fort Pierce, FL; 3 year old hospitalized after being bitten in the face by Babysitter’s Pit Bull

May 2001, Staten Island, NY; Cops bust babysitter for Child Endangerment after six year old girl is bitten several times and sustains broken arm from 3 Pit Bulls

April 2001, Providence, RI‘ Pit Nutter lowlife pulls the Ol’ Dine and Dash routine after his Pit Bull bites children at a school for the Deaf

Aug 2000, Dorchester, MA; Helpful Nannydog induces labor on pregnant woman by attacking and chasing her onto the top of a car

July 2000, Spalding County, GA, DCFS had asked this foster family to get rid of Pit Bull just days before it mauled 4 year old boy to the tune of 500 stitches

June 2000, Boston, MA; Child mauled by Day Care Owner‘s Pit Bull

Oct 1997, Toronto, Canada; Four year old mauled by Babysitter’s Pit Bull named “Pepper“

Aug 1994, Broward County, FL; VOMIT SPECIAL: Driven out of Miami, Pit Breeder Moreno Yohai sets up shop in Broward County. When the SWAT team raided his home, they find a 1 year old being babysat, nearly 100 home made sex tapes of minors, weapons, drugs and a fresh litter of Pit pups

UPDATE: January 2008, The World’s worst neighbor is still breeding and selling Pit Bulls!

April 1993, Cumberland, County, NC; 20 month old boy wanders out back into the chained Canine IED at Babysitter‘s

Jan 1990, Norwich, CT; 23 year old Pit Owner‘s dog with bite history hospitalizes little girl suffering plastic surgery to repair her face

June 1990, Eugene, OR; Pit Babysitters sued after 2 year old boy they were watching is mauled by their wigglebutt

Aug 1989, Milford, CT; Pit Bull banished from town after 14 year old Babysitter mauled, ..”will be euthanized on sight if it returns“

May 1989, St Petersburg, FL, After it takes ten minutes to pry her Pit Bulls jaws off a 9 year old Girl’s head, babysitter Theresa Gunnels tells A/C investigators she couldn’t understand why the parents would leave the child with her

March 1988, Wilmington, NC; Vet has to play gruesome game of “eenie meany miny moe, cut a Pit Bull head to toe“ to retrieve Christopher Graham‘s ear from his Grandparent‘s Pit Bulls

Note: March 1995, Here is a 7 year follow up of Christopher. Like so many of these children, he lives what Plastic Surgeons call “The Life of a Ten Thousand Cuts“

April, 1988; A Los Angeles County animal control officer was injured near Hawthorne when she was attacked by "a sick pit bull" terrier and, in a separate incident Tuesday, sheriff's deputies shot and killed a second pit bull that was chasing and attacking children on the grounds of Lennox High School

An astonishingly list of Pit Bull scalping victims may be seen Here

June 1988, Toronto, Canada; Toddler mauled while at his Father‘s apartment during visitation. Father decides to euthanize the defective Nanny himself, because the animal shelters "use gas and he didn't want the dog to suffer."

Note: Things have improved greatly in Toronto as Bandit who mauled a toddler to the tune of 200 stitches and attacked three shelter workers became the troubled Toronto Humane Society‘s mascot. The raided and reorganized Toronto Humane Society leads the fight against BSL in Ontario…KOOKS!!

June 1988, Long Island, NY; Teachers protest when a 5 year old student is mauled while in Daycare

Aug 1987, Tampa, FL; Girl bitten in the face by Babysitter‘s Pit Bull

March 1986, Garland, TX; 4 year old girl bitten by Babysitter’s Pit Bull

1985, Miami, FL; Baby Sitter takes 17 month old boy over to Pit-Mix Owner’s house and he is “Colbied”

July 1982, Los Angeles, CA; In an outstanding legal decision, Judge Snider removes child from the custody of a lesbian-witch coven, not due to their alternative lifestyle, but because “living in a residence containing Pit Bulldogs poses a significant danger to the minor child“ Over 130 American children have been killed by Pit Bulls since Judge Snider‘s ruling

School Sieges

Pit Bulls love children so much that they have to come “play” when they see them. Keep in mind, the School District is likely on the hook for the liability in these bizarre and unacceptable attacks. Somehow, these costs didn’t make it into the Best Friends BSL financial calculator program….

June 2012, Trenton, NJ; Police Sgt shoots Pit Bull attacking teens on school playground

March 2012, Boston, MA; Pit Owner Dine and Dashes after 12 year old bitten on school playground

Oct 2011, Las Vegas, NV; Teacher mauled in front of school as children were boarding buses

Sep 2011, Pawtuckett, RI; Illegal Pit Bull wanders onto school grounds and bites three children. Due to BSL the Pit Perp faces criminal charges instead of the usual “ticket”

Aug 2011, Monroe, NC, Father sues school board after his son is bitten by Pit Bull at recess. A teacher had been nipped by the animal that morning

June 2010, Garden Grove, CA; Blood sprays on the ceiling when Pit Bull wanders into Principle‘s office and attacks school secretary, severing an artery….*must have never seen a secretary before

April 2010, Blackfoot, ID; Abel Deluna’s Pit Bulls attack a dozen students, hospitalizing 3 of them. *Somehow this was a misdemeanor!

July 2009, Liberty Township, OH; School custodian attacked while locking up athletic field. Pit owner dine and dashes

June 2008, Seattle, WA; Heroic custodians save 3rd graders being mauled in the bathroom by bashing savage Pit Bulls with trash cans

May 2008, Orange County, FL, The Florida Senate directs Orange County to pay a $1.8 Million settlement to student Daniel Decembre. Daniel was essentially “Bull Baited” about the head by a Pit Bull so badly that he lost both ears

June 2007, Detroit-Maul City; Three students who were embarking on a bus for a field trip; at the West Side Academy were bitten by a pit bull who jumped onto their bus and attacked them.

Oct 2004, Edinburgh, Scotland, Staffordshredder Bull Terrier attacks girl at the Royston Primary School

Sep 2004, Gaineville, FL; Crazed Pit Bull attacks College students at apartment complex, shot by the po-po

March 2002, Largo, FL; A misunderstood Nanny Dog dug her way into a fenced elementary school yard and began chasing the students and became frustrated & aggressive when they rejected her. One child was bitten, six were scratched, one was injured in a fall and a staff member cracked his tailbone when he fell.

July 2001, Wasco, CA; Rogelio Velasquez, was sentenced to serve a year in the Kern County jail for owning dogs trained to attack and cause injury. Velasquez is also to make restitution to Garrett Mozingo, 9, and Cody Roberts, 11, who suffered disabling injuries when Velasquez' two pit bulls stormed into an elementary school playground

Feb 2001, San Jose; Police shoot a Pit Bull that somehow entered a school and bit three students. Ironically, the dog had bitten a child at a another school within the past year

Sep 2000, Wilmington, NC; Police blow away two pitties during school siege

June 2000, Hamburg, Germany: In the Holy Mother of all School Sieges, two Pitties wander onto school grounds and kill 6 year old boy at recess

March 1998, Atlantic City, NJ; City sued for $32.5 Million when three loose Pitties show love by biting 15 students and 2 adults at the Upton School complex

Jan 1998, Mount Airy, NC; 9 year old Tina Piraino is mauled to death as she gets off her school bus, Horrified students were offered counseling after having to watch Jerry Neal’s sweet Pit Bulls named Jinx, Babe and Shaggy behave like African Lions

**Note: an astounding collection of Bus Stop attacks may be viewed here.

May 1992, Long Island, NY; Pit Bull comes onto the field at Huntington High and bites girls during Gym Class…Heartwarming.

Dec 1988, Philadelphia, PA School Officials offer counseling to students after 3 thugs unleash 3 pit bulls on 150 children playing at recess

Feb 1988, Ontario, CA; Clara Bagus, 6, was "badly shaken" by the attack that ended only after two teachers wrenched the dog's jaws from her ear…Bad Rocky!…Bad! Bad! Rocky!!

April 1987, Livermore, CA; Pit Bull terrorize and bite children at school

1986, Sarasota, FL; School employee and two teachers attacked by misunderstood wigglebutt

Oct 1984, Del Ray Beach, FL; A Pit Bull serving as the high school football team mascot bursts into a community center where cheerleaders are practicing and starts a maulin’

March 1960, Chicago, IL; William D. Fair‘s “Playful“ escaped Bulldogs bite schoolgirl “over most of her body“

Jan 1951, Clearfield, UT; Bulldog attacks four students

1929 Glascow, Scotland 4 children attacked by “Not so Nanny” while playing on school playground swingset

May 1914, Akron, OH, Frenzied bulldog runs amok inside the Perkins Ave school, biting 5 student, all seriously Bad Nanny!…Bad! Bad! Bad! Nanny!!

May 1912, Chicago, IL; Bulldog attacks 3 children inside a school, owner refuses to give up the animal to police

April 1908, Atlantic City, NJ; Berserking Bull Terrier rushes into classroom attacks three pupils, and is driven back by teachers and girls "armed with sticks and rules"

Sep 1900, Richmond, VA; After his Bull Terrier runs into a public school and bites 5 students, George Dewitt appears in court to fight the destruction of the animal. * Remember, Pit Bulls are safer than other breeds because man biters were culled!

Parents…Watch where you send your kids!

**DISCLAIMER…You Can’t Make This Stuff Up!

Jeffery was thrilled when Jimmy told him the family was getting a puppy. Then Jimmy told him it was a pit bull…

Nanny Dog Myth Revealed

Friday, May 18, 2012

Nyuk, Nyuk, Nyuk

Pit Bulletin Legal News on Blog Talk Radio

go ahead and listen to the first 30 minutes if you like reruns: BSL doesn't work, nobody can identify a pit bull, the texas doctor doesn't know what he is talking about, lightening kills more people, yadda yadda yadda but i recommend that you skip the same old same old and pull that little slider to the 30 minute mark. sit back and wait for the most stupendously idiotic statement EVER made by a so-called "expert".

"Last year for instance we had 25 dog related fatalities, which means you've got a far better chance of dying of other things. For instance, a couple years ago by the numbers there were 33 dog bites and yet 66 people were executed in state prisons, so you had twice the chance of being executed at a state prison than you did of dying from a dog bite, BUT, we've been living with dogs in our houses and in our beds for so many thousands of years that whenever something like this happens, especially when it's a child, it gets lots of coverage and lots of publicity and people shriek."

hang in there just a little bit longer and you will hear the think tank holding a round table discussion about a 5 year old pit bull attack. yes folks. you read that correctly. an attorney, a college student and a big shot dog bite investigator are STILL talking about the origins of dogsbite.org. the 3 stooges provide a detailed speculative analysis of the famous seattle pit bull attack in blow by blow mind numbing detail, they even read from the police report. look out haters, they're armed with the facts now cuz that bottom feeding lawyer interviewed... THE DOG WALKER.

next week, the 3 pit stooges will dissect the famous san francisco dog attack. they no doubt have new evidence proving that Diane Wipple provoked HERA and BAIN.

wooob, woob, woob, wob

Tuesday, May 15, 2012

the gifted and educated pit nutters

bumped again. i like to keep reminding everyone what role the gifted and educated pit nutters play in this mess.

Need Help Finding The Woman Who's Dog Bit Mine (Magnuson Park, Seattle)

Date: 2012-05-15, 8:27AM PDT

I'm looking for a woman with 2 female fawn colored Pitbulls. The woman is of asian descent, and about 40 tears old. One of her dogs bit my dog Sunday afternoon May 13th, in the south section of Magnuson park and needed 10 stitches. This woman gave me an non-working phone number. The vet bill that she owes me is for $800. Any help would be very apprieciated.


oh dear. FABB had better start to circle the wagons, that 40 yr old asian woman set her pitties up to fail.

i hope someone out there can help eric.

originally published march 3, 2010. in honor of the opposing views article (and to make it easier for the nutters to find - no FOI needed here!) i bumped this up for perspective. and for kicks.

Dog Nerd left this comment...
"The fact that you would take a jab at such a gifted and educated dog trainer as Stormi is pretty indicative of the level of intelligence going on here."

the fact that you left this comment is indicative of the level of gullibility among pit nutters. there seems to be a lot of epiphanies going around these days, here's hoping Dog Nerd's will be next.

i have covered a plethora of pit bull owning welfare queens, drug addicts, hoarders, thieves, sex offenders, wife beaters, arsonists and bipolar alcoholics but i am starting to get bored with them. it is time to shine some light on the gifted and educated pit nutters.

last september, there was rumor of a fatal pit bull attack at a seattle off leash park. it seemed more than a little odd that the owner of the deceased boxer did not file a report. i thought it was suspicious but i blogged it. i'm guilty.

STORMI KING at smart paws posted it at pitbullforum. in the beginning, all of the PBF nutters were angry at the idiot for "setting his pitties up to fail" and further harming the image of their mushy wiggle butts but slowly, the story turns and takes on new life. the story is a boxer was killed and a boston terrier were injured by 3 pit bulls that were accompanied by a tattooed male. he returns again a few days later and his dogs attack and seriously injure a husky. three days later and 3 pages into the PBF forum thread, KIRSTAN SANDERS (cofounder of lawdogs) shows up and claims the attack was a hoax. now all of the PBF nutters start to circle the "it's a hoax" wagons and by page 5, they are blaming colleen lynn for fabricating the story to create hysteria to support a breed ban being considered in a nearby seattle suburb. the colleen blame game was started by the gifted and educated cofounder of lawdogs KIRSTAN SANDERS. by page 6, the consensus is the attack was completely fabricated, they claim to have proof and FABB will set the record straight with a press release. the details of the attacks aren't really important right now but by page 8, there is now hysteria at the off leash park and oh-my-god-people-are-attacking-innocent-pit-bulls-at-the-OLA!! the PBF pit nutters of course believe THAT to be the gospel truth. by page 9, the PBF panties are really in a bunch as none of the news stations will touch the FABB press release. uh-oh, better blame colleen some more. need to burn off this frustration with the evil media. on page 10, it looks like PBF will finally, yet reluctantly let this thread die. STORMI KING claims that FABB has proven it was a hoax, she even sent in E-V-I-D-E-N-C-E, (?) and she provides the closing argument:

massage the public?
so NOW we know what the gifted and educated pit nutters contribute to the pit bull mess! i will save you the trouble of reading "Red's Sticky" on pit bulls and dog parks and give you the CliffNotes version: don't take your pit bull to a dog park because if it kills another dog, it makes all pit bulls look bad.

so let's take a closer look at STORMI KING'S "massage":

instead of telling people who own "bully breeds" that in her honest, professional (ie gifted and educated) opinion that pit bulls do NOT belong in the dog park, STORMI KING warns them to be careful because "innocent" pit bulls have been assaulted. STORMI KING also provides a few general tips about dog parks, and offers up FABB's version of events based on their "investigation".

part two: pit nutter vs pit nutter, who to believe?

another dog trainer, the gifted and educated GRISHA STEWART has the REAL scoop. of course the facts collide with what FABB desperately wants the facts to be. here is STEWART'S version which unlike the gifted and educated STORMI KING, actually names the seattle animal control source.

The Husky incident is being dealt with by the police, not Seattle Animal Control. I’m not sure why. The Husky did get a broken leg. It may or not have been the same dogs who fought with the Husky as the previous week with the Boxer.
(grisha is protecting her fellow nutters by deleting the evidence, but i saved it. click HERE. also PBF has set their forum to private, and most likely deleted the thread but i saved it too. click HERE.)

be sure to read KIRSTAN SANDER'S comment and grisha stewart's response. it reminds me of the Aldous Huxley quote "Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored"

let's summarize:
FABB/STORMI KING/KIRSTAN SANDERS say the boxer was hit by a car and killed. there was no fight, no scuffle. the boxer wasn't even at the dog park that day.
Seattle AC/GRISHA STEWART say, there was a scuffle between the boxer and a pit bull, there were no injures and the boxer is alive.

FABB/STORMI KING/KIRSTAN SANDERS say the husky attack story was completely fabricated.
Seattle AC/GRISHA STEWART say yes a husky was attacked and his leg was broken.

ONLY the truly GIFTED and EDUCATED are equipped to "help" legislators and the media understand dog behavior :)

“Oh what a tangled web we weave, When first we practice to deceive”

Friday, May 11, 2012

Jeremy Mayfield

Former Nascar driver Jeremy Mayfield

The judge awarded Mary Bolton $1,000,000. :-)

Catawba County, NC
A 32 yr old female letter carrier was attacked by Jeremy Mayfield's five dogs when she tried to deliver a package that was too big for his mailbox. Mayfield ran outside and grabbed the injured letter carrier and brought her in his home. The letter carrier was hospitalized with injuries to her legs, arms and shoulders. The dogs are described as pit bull lab mixes. The dogs are in quarantine and can be seen in the video in this link.

More fun facts
Mayfield failed at least two Nascar drug tests and then sued Nascar after they suspended him for violating their zero tolerance policy on substance abuse. That lawsuit was eventually thrown out. Mayfield blamed the failed drug test on a combination of OTC and RX drugs that caused him to test positive for methamphetamine. Mayfield's stepmother Lisa Mayfield accused the Nascar driver of making and using meth during the years of 1998 - 2005 with his father Terry Mayfield. Jeremy Mayfield said his stepmother is a liar and a "whore" and murdered his father in 2007. Jeremey also claims Nascar has a vendetta against him and paid his stepmother to lie. Jeremy filed a wrongful death suit against his stepmother even though his father's death was ruled a suicide. Lisa Mayfield sued Jeremy Mayfield for slander in 2009. The case was settled out of court in February 2011. The details are confidential but Jeremy "issued a signed apology to his stepmother".


For Pit Nutters, The Postman Only Rings Once

Baghdad Bob "My brother Tehran Ted is a mailman and says Shih-Tzus are the ones you have to look out for!"

It’s a real jungle out there for America’s Mail Carriers. Despite assurances from the Humane Organizations and the Dog Lobby, dog bite related hospitalizations are up 86 percent since 1993
, and Dog Bite Related Fatalities are up a population adjusted 400 percent since the first CDC DBRF Study done in 1977.

The same dynamic is occurring with America’s Mail Carriers. US Postal Service statistics from 1995 show that 2782 mail carriers were bitten by dogs, and by 2011 the figure nearly doubled with 5699 attacks . Of course, with the proliferation of Pit Bulls and a lesser extent Rottweilers, Dog Bites are Worse. America now has two separate dog problems; the “Dog bite problem” and “Pit Bull mauling problem”. They should not be confused.

Below is a collection of Pit Bull attacks on Mail Carriers with a blood misting of Rottweiler appertifs. Perhaps now that the Space Shuttle program has ended and NASA needs a new mission, they could develop a light weight Kevlar “Maul Suit” for postal workers. This technology could then trickle down to neighborhood kids.

June 2012, Warren, OH; 31 year old Mail Carrier hauled off in an ambulance after being bitten several times by a Pit Bull

June 2012, Kalamazoo, MI; After being attacked by a Pit Bull for the second time in two years, this Pit Bull owning letter carrier is considering desk duty

May 2012, Louisville, KY; Police have to shoot Pit Bull to release it’s grip on Mail Carrier…Bad Doggie!!! Bad, Bad Bad Doggie!!!

April 2012, Fairfield, CT; A pit bull with a history of menacing letter carriers, broke through the invisible fence and took a bite of USPS. Letter carriers brave rain, sleet and snow but delivery to the area has been suspended since May 8 due to pit bull.

March 2012 Escondido, CA; In California’s 3rd Postal worker killed by a dog, dies after pit bull attack, Shame on you California, you are way overrepresented here!

Jan 2012, Bennington, NY; Postal Carrier hospitalized, owned fined $100

Jan 2012, Lorain, OH; Good Samaritans save mailman pulled down on the ground being attacked by two pit bulls

Jan 2012, Rock Hill, SC; Postal Carrier‘s ankle torn up

Dec 2011, Cleveland, OH; Friendly neighborhood Mailman Jack Smith sustains a broken left arm, a mangled right arm and a week in the hospital from an Ohio Pit owner

Nov 2011, Norfolk, VA; “Bubba the Love Sponge” shuts down mail delivery to the neighborhood

Aug 2011, Harris County, TX; We have a Pit Bull problem…Houston

Aug 2011, Edgewater, CO; Mario Gonzales is sorry his pits and rottweiler chased a mail carrier, bit a policeman and had to be shot . Fined $780

Aug 2011, Schenectady, NY; Mail Carrier attacked and bitten by Pit Bull

July 2011, Niagara, NY, Local paper publishes “Postal Carriers vs. Pit Bulls”

April 2011, Catawba, NC; NASCAR Driver s Pit mix savages his Mail Carrier

March, 2011, Fulton, MO; Mail Carrier sustains serious wounds to the face…”Missing pieces of flesh”

Feb 2011, Tempe, AZ; Neighbors take out Class Action Lawsuit against Pit-Leper after their Mail Carrier is mauled and mail delivery stops

Jan 2011, Oroville, CA; Police shoot Pit Bull that bites Mail Carrier in the neck and face

Feb 2011, Killen TX; Mail Carrier attacked by Pit Bulls

Dec 2010, Mason City, IA; Mail carrier attacked, mail service suspended

Sep 2010, San Jose, CA; Pit and GSD combo leave city workers hosing mail carriers blood off the side walk

Aug 2010, Torrington, CT; Pit Bull breaks through screen door and sends Mail Carrier for a ride in the Meat Wagon and onto the disability rolls for four months

July 2010, Houma, LA; Pit Bull commits OSHA violation by severely mangling Mail Man‘s legs

July 2010, Minneapolis, MN; After surviving Iraq, Iraqi war veteran mail carrier gets blown up by Canine IEDs

June, San Diego, CA 2010, Mail Carrier Eddie Lin dies from brain injury after being knocked down by Rottweiler

April 2010; Yuba City, CA; Mail Carrier hospitalized after two cans of pepper spay prove useless

March, 2010, Centreville, MI; Pit Bull that injures Mail Carrier euthanized

2009, Ansonia, CT; Letter Carrier sues Pit-Auntie Erica Hobdy for $15000 after his arm is mangled by one of her Nanny Dogs. Collection looks unlikely because in Oct 2011, Pit-Auntie Erica‘s Pit Bull killed her 20 month old niece during a babysitting gig and she is on trial for murder.

Aug 2009, Miami FL; Multi-time Felon’s illegal Pit Bull mauls Mail Carrier causing her to lose three fingers . An organized Pit Idiocy Group (PIG) from a neighboring county threatens a lawsuit to save “Blue“…*Note… Were we better off when only dogfighters owned these things and culled manbiters?!?

July 2009, Kirksville, MO; Pepper Spray, Catch pole and gun shot fails to stop beserking Pit Bull during Mail Carrier attack

July 2009, Rockford, IL; Mail Carrier Gets bitten in the face, arms and legs by Pit Bull with two previous biting incidents. F- minus grade assigned to Rockport Animal Control

June 2009; Mail Man attacked…Owner apologized on camera, sort of

April 2009, San Antonio, Texas; Retired Mail Carrier talks about never being able to make a Pit Bull back down and the non stop Pit Bull DRFS in Texas. Another 7 Texans have been killed by Pit Bulls since his letter

May 2009, Norwich, CT; Norwich post office lauds ‘humble hero’, Navy veteran saves , Mailman during Pit Bull mauling

Feb 2009, Phoenix, AZ; Mail Carrier bitten several times by Pit Bull

Feb 2009, Del City, OK; Just months after the City’s Pit Bull ban is removed, Mail Carrier severely wounded

Jun 2008. Milpitas CA; USPS releases photo of seriously bitten mail carrier

Oct 2008, Orange County CA; Pit Nutter Sherri Moody gets off easy after mailman bitten repeatedly in the face by her wiggle butts, claimed “Ghost let them out”

July 2008, Fresno, CA; Postal Carrier attacked by Pit
Bulls with bite history

July 2008, Columbus, OH, Illegal Pit Breeder’s dog attacks in the City’s second Pit Bull attack on a mail carrier in a month

June 2008, Springfield, IL; Mail Carrier recovers after Pit mauling

May 2008, Lake Charles, LA; Mail Carrier badly mauled by Pit Bull and put on the disability rolls

March 2008, Canadian Postal Service looking for better weapons to arm Mail Carriers against dog attacks

March 2008, Hanover, PA; Routine package delivery turns into a canine freakshow as Pit and Rottweiler combo trap Mail Carrier in her truck for two hours. Flattened three tires!

March 2008, Los Angeles, CA; Mail Carriers go through special anti-mauling training with bite trained pittie named Ajax

Jan 2008, San Bernadino, CA; Heroic Postal worker Melissa Kelly saves 74 year old man and his dog from attacking Pit Bulls

Jan 2008, Keansburg, NJ; Mail Carrier petitions city for Dangerous Dog Law after being mauled by Pit Bull

Nov 2007; Casper, WY; “Oh man, Now its serious!”…expresses veteran mailman after being mauled by Pit Bull

Aug 2007, Torrance CA; Pit Bull attack puts Mail Carrier into the ICU

April 2007, Omaha, NE; Pit Bull bursts through window screen and mauls Mail Carriers arms and legs

Feb 2007, Detroit, MI; Letter carrier Debra Jones takes a 200 stitch mauling from door bustin’ Pit Bulls

Dec 2005, Austin, TX; Mail Carrier off the job due to leg infection after being bitten by foul mouthed Pit Mix

Nov 2005, Napa, CA; Mail Carrier viciously attacked and bitten by Pit Bull as owner looks on

April 2005, Charlotte, NC; Mail Carrier Michael Redice awarded the Carnegie Life Saving Medal after jumping chain link fence to save boy being mauled to death by 5 Pit Bulls…Mr Redice held them off the boy until first responders arrived. Unfortunately the boy died

2004, Las Vegas, NV; Letter Carrier Victor Soto receives the National Letter Carrier’s Association West Region Hero of the Year award for who saving a boy from a pit bull attack

Sep 2004, Carbondale, IL; Mail Carrier severely bitten on the hand by Pit Bull

2004, Ontario, Canada; Mail Carrier Bull-baited after Pit Bull bursts through screen door, loses ear

July 2004, Joliet, IL; Pit Bull knocks down Mailman, bites him in the head

Sep 2003, Pinellas County, FL; After mail carrier is attacked by the same two Pit-Rott Frankenmaulers in a week, the Postmaster orders curbside delivery for the “Pit-Maulus” Park neighborhood

June 2003, Kansas City, MO; Mail Carrier gets artery severed in her hand. Postmaster threatens to shut down mail delivery until the neighborhood Pit-Leper gets rid of her dogs

May 2003, Santa Fe Springs, CA; Gardener rescues Mail Carrier who was being mauled

Jan 2003, Waxahachie, TX; Mail Carrier sustains broken arm and leg injuries after Pit Mauling

Aug 2002, Los Angeles, CA; Mail Carrier loses part of nose in Pit Bull attack

June 2002, San Francisco; Pit Bull “Taz“ bites mailman in the wrist and stomach

Sep 2001, Boca Raton FL, Mail Carrier gets 50 stitches from Pit Bull

Sep 2000, San Jose, CA; Police Officer shoots two Pit Bulls attacking Mail Carrier

July 2000, Philadelphia, PA; Two Pit Bulls burst through screen door and maul Mail Carrier’s arms and legs. Rescued by passing motorist

June 2000, Norfolk, VA; Mail Carrier undergoes plastic surgery after being mauled by two Pit Bulls

Aug 1999, Sudbury, MA; Mail Carrier Donna Caissie Cutler was named Hero of the Year by the National Association of Letter Carriers for rescuing an elderly man from Pit Bull and Rhodesian Ridgeback tag team.

July 1998, Detroit-Maul City; Pregnant Mail Carrier lets mauling Pit Bull have her arms instead of her stomach.

Aug 1998, Prince Georges County, MD; Heroic Postman honored, rescued man from Pit Bull

March 1995, Lexington, KY; Mail Carrier sues Pit Bull owner after being mauled

Aug 1993, Syracuse, NY; Rocky the Pit Bull shuts down mail delivery after 3rd attack, Pit-Leper causes neighbors to pick up mail at the Post Office

Oct 1992, Oakland, CA; Postmaster shuts down mail delivery after Letter Carrier mauled by 7 Pit Bulls

July 1992, Ontario, Canada; A Canada Post letter carrier was repeatedly bitten by a pit bull terrier and whipped with a dog leash by its owner

Feb 1992, Salt Lake City UT; Mail Carrier loses part of a finger when attacked by Pit Bull

Oct 1991, San Jose, CA; Mailman Joe Akot describes the fight of his life as he sprays chemical in the face of the Pit Bull that is locked onto his arm

June 1991, Oakland CA; USPS is fighting mad after yet another California Mail Carrier is attacked by a Pit Bull

March 1991, Virginia Beach, VA; Mail Carrier Eugene Parker named Eastern Regional Hero by the National Association of Letter Carriers for rescuing an 8-year-old girl from the jaws of a pit bull.

Jan 1990, Minneapolis, MN; When a 5 year old boy playing with M-80s in his room blows his hand off and his Pit Bull starts attacking him, Mailman Ken Soine leaps into action. * Note: The bewildered owners offered up that the Pit Bull “was trained to attack gunfire“ sigh….

Feb 1990, Sand Point, WA; Postmaster resumes delivery to Pit-Leper’s house after two Pit Bulls that attacked mail carrier are removed

June 1989, Spokane, WA; Pit Bull attacks mailman, then mauls its owner

June 1988; Pinellas County, FL; After Three previous attacks on a Police Officer, a child and a Postal Worker, Black Jack the Pit Bull hangs himself on a fence

Jan 1988; Letter Carrier’s arm crushed, saved by two Firefighters who were servicing hydrants. Bewildered owner surmises “it was the uniform“

Oct 1987, San Jose, CA; Pit Bull spared by Humane Society after mauling 94 year old woman, attacks Mail Carrier

April 1987, Richmond, CA; Mail Carrier gashed by Pit Bull

July 1986, Lynn MA; Mail Carrier’s arm severely damaged

March 1986, Houston, TX; Fill in Mail Carrier takes a ride in the Meat Wagon when two Pit Bulls defeat screen door

Aug 1985, Ft Lauderdale, FL; Pit Bull puts the Bite on Letter Carrier

Jul 1985, Coral Springs, FL; 38 mail carriers protest after pit-mauling. Request Pit Bull ban

July 1985, Broward County FL; Bam-Bam the Pit Bull jumps through the window of Louise Johnson’s Mail Truck and bites her 3-4 dozen times

June 1985, Bradenton, FL; Pit Bull attacks cat, Mailman and two Police Officers

Sep 1984, Sacramento, CA; Two Pit Bulls jump out of window and attack Mail Carrier who had only been on the job a month

Feb 1984, Boca Raton, FL; Postmaster establishes get tough policy with dog owners after one of his mail carriers is chomped by a Pit Bull

July 1984,Lorain, OH; Mail Carrier torn above the eye and loses part of nose from Pit Bull attack

April 1981, PiMaulus County, FL; Letter Carrier fights off Raymond Gerhardt’s two escaped Pit Bulls with a broom stick and calls police. Later that same day, an 82 year old man is mauled within an inch of his life by the same animals. Police shoot the feasting Pit Bulls off the man and Gerhardt faces a whopping $27 fine. F Minus grade assigned to Pinellas A/C

1981 Postal Service News release: Humane Officials had to destroy a Bull Terrier "to break the dog's grip on a mail carrier"

1981, Richland, WA; Postmaster describes mail carrier having leg severed by Pit Bull in 1981

Dec 1981, San Bernadino, CA; 47 year old Postal Worker Sheldon Smith dies from infection four days after being bitten by a Pit Bull

1978, San Jose, CA, Mailman Durrant Simon sustains twelve puncture wounds, nearly loses an eye and endures two hospitalizations after Pit Bull attack. The USPS experiments equipping letter carriers with Umbrellas called “Dogbrellas”…Apparently, the Dogbrella solution collasped as California Letters carriers would go on to suffer many maulings and a couple of deaths from Pit Bulls

May 1976, Port Richey, FL; Pit Bull mix jumps into mail van and bites letter carrier

April 1918; Postmaster Charles Metcalfe nearly mauled to death, "looks like he had been in the first line trenches of a german barrage"

July 1908, Detroit, MI; Mail Carrier “thrice bitten“-Ends 30 minute fight with Bulldog by smashing its head against wall

April 1907, Village Green, PA; Rural Postman John Oliver’s horse attacked on route

1889 Brooklyn, NY Mailman Ralph Jacobs gets mauled..."laid up for a month"

1894, New York City Mailman Patrick Duffy gets mauled, "May lose leg"

Special Safety Note: In 1986, Animal Behaviorists from the Humane Society of the United States published the “Are Pit Bulls Different Analysis?”…Pg 6; Pit Bulls 20 times more likely to break containment and attack. A common theme on this list is “Containment Busting”, but it makes sense since Pit Bulls are currently displacing other breeds in Canine Weight Pulling competitions.

Pit Bulls in the households of novice or casual owners is like giving the keys to an 18 wheeler to a 16 child year old with a learners permit. A public safety risk to themselves and everyone around them.

Unfortunately, You Can’t Make This Stuff Up!