Thursday, July 28, 2011

Pit grifters put the nigerians to shame

con man STEVEN WOODS and his grippers are in trouble with the dog police, AGAIN. 24 yr old Gary Lattimer, his pregnant wife and their 6 month old son were accosted by 2 shit bulls, one of them being the famous MIMI. Lattimer fended the ugly mutants off, stabbing one and in the mayhem he was bitten. the pit bulls have been seized and pit nutter has admitted to being the owner.



Mr. Ledy Capp, esquire
Attorney at Large
Fort Worth, Texas

Good Day Dear Friends of Wiggle Butts,

I am Mr. Ledy Capp, Attorney at large for Mr. Steven Woods. I have a most important business proposition.

In November 2010, a detestable contractor operating on the legal representation of the city of Fort Worth confiscated the dearest companion to the most honorable and disabled Iraqi Army Vet, Steven Woods. Mr. Woods is unable to financially declare his dearest most beloved companion due to financial limitations beyond his paramount abilities.

I therefore made further investigation and discovered that Mr. Woods requires $17,000 to complete the declaration of his most beloved companion.

There is no risk at all as all the paperwork for this transaction. If you are interested, please reply immediately to my private email box :

Upon your response, I shall then provide you with more details and relevant documents that will help you understand the transaction. You will also receive a commemorative shirt in acknowledgement of your most generous benefaction to Mr Woods most extreme dire predicament. You should observe utmost confidentiality, and rest assured that this transaction would be most profitable for all pit bulls, here and in the future.

If this business transaction should otherwise prove objectionable, the collected proceeds shall be bestowed upon benevolent wiggle butts at your disposal.

Awaiting your urgent reply.

Thanks and regards.


and always eternally grateful

for the pit bulls,

Mr. Ledy Capp, esquire

I KID!!!!

$17,000 was collected on behalf of MIMI the pit bull who was supposed to be a service dog to STEVEN WOODS, who was supposed to be a wounded Iraqi army vet. but guess what? Mimi isn't a service dog, WOODS never served in the army, never served overseas and was never injured. WOODS' attorney RANDY TURNER, resigned from the case. i doubt that he will be taking on any more pit nutters as clients. fool me once, shame on you. fool me twice, shame on me.

crazy no kill spinster JONNIE ENGLAND (holding the pit) helped collect $17,000 to free MIMI from the evils of justice and sent her back to her pit grifter owner STEVEN WOODS.
and what exactly was poor MIMI being persecuted for?
MIMI attacked an 84 yr old man.
MIMI and her 3 fur siblings attacked a 64 yr old woman.
MIMI and/or her fur siblings were pepper sprayed by the police.
MIMI and/or her fur sibling chased a group of children and her grifter daddy became belligerent with the neighbor who threatened to shoot the mutants.

The Dallas-based Metroplex Animal Coalition will refund any donation on request, spokeswoman Jonnie England said. The address is

"For us, it was all about saving Mimi's life, not the owner," England said.

cuz you can never have too many frankenmaulers.

obtw, the star telegram reports that the Facebook thugs are still repeating the old lies. i haven't been able to find it. if you see it, send it on over.

the really sad part is, next month there will be another persecuted pit bull to crusade for and the pit nutters will once again jump on the band wagon. fool nutter twice, shame on nutter. is also covering this grifter's game.

Wednesday, July 27, 2011

the battle over statsitics

in case you haven't been following the messy bidness of dog bite statistics, some pussy cat journalist*, B12 starved animal activist and fact cooker in reno, neveda has been attacking the dog attack data collected over the last ~30 years by Animal People. it sparked a response from blogger SRUV, then and finally Merritt Clifton himself. it's a good read. click HERE.

*warning this is not for intellectual featherweights
, ie pit nutters

*pussy cat journalism
The failure of journalists to ask critical questions or raise important issues in their reporting; usually of controversial subject matter. It describes the path of least resistance to get a story. As a result, the story is usually one sided or one dimensional and many important questions are not raised or dealt with in the reporting.

The phrase is borrowed from observing the behavior of domesticated cats: It is used to describe how a cat may become accustomed to food from a bag or can, and thereby, its walking circle becomes a smaller path. For example, from the place where it lounges to the place where the food is set out in a dish. This cat no longer looks under bushes and hides in a tree. It is satisfied with the little effort, and enjoys snoozing whenever it can.

When comparing a native cat, their walking-about path is much larger. They might not return home for days. They enjoy spending time outdoors and scrutinizing things longer.

Whereas a domesticated cat knows where to look for food, the native or natural cat might spend more time looking and actually forgo eating, to stay in place, waiting for the right bird to come along.

Friday, July 22, 2011

defrocking the asshole priests of the savage lion tamer cult

birds of a fucking feather

south africa in what i can only hope will be a career ending move, South Africa's answer to CESAR MILAN is on record lying and blaming a little girl for the mauling his "service" rottweiler handed her in a restaurant. JAMES LECH defended his rehabilitated service gladiator, stating that the four year old jumped over his rott, which was in the down position, and when she accidentally landed on him, he bit her. too bad so sad for this fucktard. it was all caught on video and it clearly shows the dog on all fours and what looks like STALKING prior to the attack.

the parents of 4 year old Sadie Kukkuk have filed charges.

James Lech, Somewhere out there is a tree, tirelessly producing oxygen so you can breathe. I think you owe it an apology.

click hear to watch a testimonial of another ultimate canine gladiator that was "rehabilitated" by the omnipotent DOG SHAMAN, JAMES LECH. real experts advised this knucklehead to give it a dirt nap but he bought into this bozo's magic potion.

and be sure to check out JAMES LECH'S website. prepare to be dazzled by his extraordinary dog whispering powers. "No Dog is Too Much for Me to Handle"

Wednesday, July 20, 2011

Joyce Bernnan McKinney: Super Nutter

if you haven't visited our new blog PIT NUTTER, now is a good time to do so.

Snack Sized Dog paid homage to the High Priestess of all PitNutterdom.

In the words of Vintage:
DISCLAIMER: I am not making this up!

Tuesday, July 12, 2011

Christina Milan

In January 2011, Christina Milan paid her 81 yr old neighbor $55,000 for the 2008 pit bull attack he endured as the result of her neglience. The 81 yr old victim filed a claim against Milan, her sister and her mother after he required 19 stitches and 9 months of rehab. He still needs psychiatric help for fear and depression.

Milan wrote on her myspace page October 2006 “oh yeah, i have 5 dogs at the moment! haha, my sister found another Pit. She’s dope.”

The Milan family sounds like a bunch of rescue nuts with a house full of dogs, and probably over the legal limit.

Other interesting facts:
Christina Milan has worked with fellow pit bull owner Rick Ross, who's pit bulls killed his neighbor's yorkie.





Monday, July 11, 2011

Joey Porter

Pro football star Joey Porter's 4 pit/mastiff mixes somehow escaped and killed his neighbor's dog on July 2nd. This is Porter's second pit bull accident. In September 2001, his pit bulls SOMEHOW escaped a secure enclosure and killed a neighbor's miniature horse.

Other interesting facts:
Porter left the Steelers and was replaced by James Harrison, who's pit bull Patron, attacked his son and two women.

In 2008, Porter came to the defense of Michael Vick's character to advocate for his reinstatement to the NFL. In the sportsbybrooks article, Porter is described as a "pit bull expert". He then on goes to explain how he cheats the system:
”That’s the funny thing about it,” Porter said. “If you want to get back on that topic, I’ve got pit bulls and I’ve got to put them under a different breed just to travel. You can’t even fly pit bulls anywhere.”
In March 2010, Porter was also arrested for DWI and assault on a California Highway Patrol officer.






Sunday, July 10, 2011

William L. Roberts II aka Rick Ross

The neighbor of correctional officer turned rapper Rick Ross, has filed a $15,000 lawsuit against him after his pit bulls escaped their kennel and killed her toy yorkie. The victim stated Roberts aka Ross was negligent and the pit bulls have gotten loose prior to the fatal mauling of her companion Banks. Roberts/Ross was cited for the attack and never apologized to his neighbor.

Roberts/Ross is no stranger to the legal system. In January 2008, he was busted for a gun and marijuana. In August 2008, Roberts/Ross was served with a lawsuit for assaulting a youtube entertainer and in June 2010, famous drug dealer Freeway Ricky Ross sued Roberts/Ross for using his name.

Here is youtube video of Rick Ross visiting a pit bull breeder to pick out a new dog.





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