Showing posts with label jeff jenkins. Show all posts
Showing posts with label jeff jenkins. Show all posts

Thursday, August 26, 2010

But they are JUST dogs!

the pit nutters are way to modest. not just ANY dog can fill the shoes or hat of John Wayne Gacy.


JENKINS, a former circus clown and acrobat has a new gig; Lion Tamer. through FOUND CHICAGO, JENKINS will be offering an 8 week long pit bull ONLY training class for $300.
I, the Participant, voluntarily sign this Waiver and Assumption of Risk in favor of Found Chicago, its employees and volunteers, in consideration for the opportunity to participate in Found Chicago’s pit bull training classes. I understand that there are certain risks and dangers associated with the pit bull training classes, including but not limited to dog bites and all associated risks, harm caused to Participant’s dog by another participant’s dog, and any use of the dog training equipment and dog training facility. I fully understand these risks and dangers. I fully assume the risks involved as acceptable to me, and I agree to use my best judgment in undertaking these pit bull training classes and to follow the rules and safety instructions as given by Found Chicago employees and volunteers. I waive and release Found Chicago, its employees and volunteers from any claim for personal injury, property damage, or death that may arise from my participation in the pit bull training classes and use of the dog training equipment and dog training facility. I am a competent adult and/or competent parent of Participant, and I assume these risks of my own free will. Please type your full name as your signature.

any labradoodle owners out there been forced to sign a waiver like this when taking Fluffy to school?


* Found is in no way affiliated with the Humane Society of the United States.

special thanks to cking for the awesome graphics and to someone who shall remain unnamed for sending me this tip.