Just A Dog

"JUST A DOG"
by No Snout

Take this pink tutu off my thighs
I'm exposed
And it's no big surprise
Don't you think I know
Exactly what I am?
My genes are forcing me
To bite your hand
But I'm “just a dog,” little ol’ me
Just don't let me out of your sight
I'm just a dog, a pretty pittie
Just don't let me near any fights

Oh...I've had it up to here!

The moment that I step outside
So many victims
For I’m Jekyll and Hyde
I can't do the pibble things I hold so dear
'Cause it's all those pibble things
That you fear

'Cause I'm just a dog, I'd rather not be
'Cause they won't let me fight late at night
I'm just a dog,
Guess I'm some kind of freak
'Cause I just sit and stare
With dead eyes

I'm just a dog,
Take a good look at me
Just your typical pit bull-type

Oh...I've had it up to here!
Oh...am I making myself clear?

I'm just a dog
I'm just a dog in the world...
That's all that you'll let me be!
I'm just a dog, living in captivity
Your bitten thumb
Makes me worrisome

I'm just a dog, what's my destiny?
When I succumb, I will make someone numb

I'm just a dog, my apologies
What I've become is so burdensome
I'm just a dog, lucky me
To dachshunds, there's no comparison

Oh...I've had it up to!
Oh...I've had it up to!!
Oh...I've had it up to here!

thank you Packhorse and the unnamed reader who made this graphic for craven desires. your contributions are much appreciated.

today's word: Hybristophilia

Hybristophilia aka Bonnie and Clyde Syndrome is a bizarre psycho-sexual disorder that appears predominantly in women (and occasionally effeminate chubby college boys). hybristophiliacs are people who are attracted to and aroused by predators who have committed heinous acts.

within this group of creepy lunatics are two categories. the aggressive type, who are accessories to the crimes and the passive type that function as enablers. the passive type is also further subdivided into two types. one subtype of the passive variation typically suffers from delusions of grandeur and feel they are "special" (lion tamer). the other type suffers from rescue fantasies and actually believe they can "save" the sadistic psychopath (rescue angels).

the coterie of psychological professionals who oversee the DSM content need to include a non-sexual canine version of this paraphilia. i think i will put contacting them about it on my bucket list.

i think some of these canine hybristophiliacs also suffer from apotemnophilia, a desire for amputation of healthy limbs. lol!

lyrics submitted by packhorse


He is a villain of the devil's law
He is a killer just for fun
(Fun, fun, fun)

That dog is game and unpredictable
He's got no conscience, he got none
(None, none, none)

But mama, I'm in love with a pittie bull!
And this type of love isn't rational,
It's criminal.

britney spears

Hear the growlin' in the air
And the screams from everywhere
I'm addicted to the scare
It's a dangerous love affair.

Can't be scared when it goes down
Got a problem, tell me now
Only thing that's on my mind
Is who's gonna walk the dog tonight...

jay-z