Thursday, September 15, 2011

september 2011 pit nutter round up

royal oak, michigan dispute resolution
Cop bitten during pit bull custody fight, shoots dog
2200 block of E. Ten Mile, 9-11-11: Royal Oak officers responded to a family trouble call regarding the custody of a pit-bull dog. During the course of the officers’ investigation, the owner of the dog lost control of the animal and the dog charged an officer while he stood on the sidewalk. The officer retreated to the rear of his patrol car but was bitten on the leg. The officer shot the dog and immediately had the dog transported to the veterinarian hospital for treatment. The dog was euthanized due to the extent of its injuries.

thank you vintage, mr "you can't make this stuff up!" you really outdid yourself on this find. schadenfreude deluxe, it just doesn't get any better than this! well, it could. i could have names and photos to go with this delightful story. i love happy endings.

mollala, oregon
last october, library volunteer LINDA FORNEY was shelving books at the city library when her wiggle butt SNOOPY lunged at a library patron and bit her in the face. Renee Marshall has filed a $158,000 lawsuit against the city of Mollala.
why was the mutant in the library?
has the library changed their policy about mutants?
is LINDA FORNEY judgment proof?
KAREN DELISE, why wasn't this attack reported 197 times last october all across the globe?

buchanan, michigan high profile mauling rampage
two pit bulls owned by HEATHER and RANDY PRUETT escaped their back yard and mauled 3 people. not just any people, but a former city manager and his dog, an attorney and his sister. the PRUETT mutants are in quarantine and surprisingly up to date on their shots. obviously THESE pit bulls must belong to THOSE horrible irresponsible owners, owners who don't properly socialize and who chain them up out side and abuse them, feed them gunpowder and MAKE them mean!!!!

chains? neglect? abuse?

poorly socialized?

deed not breed?
ban stupid owners?

lehigh county, pennsylvania damage control
six mutants escaped their fenced in yard and attacked a woman and killed her poodle. a nutter trifecta emerged to set the record straight about poor misunderstood wiggle butts.

first up in the side show is the heavily tattooed and bodily modified pit nutter ANDREW VANCOTT, who claims expertise by stating his two rescued wiggle butts have never been a problem with people or animals (at least not that he has noticed or is willing to admit to), therefore pit bulls are safe.

next up is professional lion tamer LISA McDONALD aka 9 1/2 fingers, owner of leader of the pack canine institute. yep, LISA attributes dog aggression and pit bull problems to handler error. no fucking shit! she blames "handlers" as she shows the camera man her very own battle scar, a partially severed middle finger from a pit scuffle she broke up. did this lion tamer just admit to being inept? one thing is for sure, this nutter will have a hard time with the double pit nutter salute at the next wiggle butt convention.

and finally, (like wfmx, i saved the best for last) professional lion tamer ALI BROWN. BROWN takes a dump all over historical facts of dog fighting by stating that "100 years ago they were the perfect babysitter" and images of Petey (Little Rascals) have been replaced with the savage images of dog fighting but admits "There is some cause for concern for pit bulls because they've been bred over the past couple of decades to be fighting dogs."
Bwaaaaaaaaa-hahahahaha! Fucking Idiots!

here's a REALITY CHECK for pit nutter ALI BROWN and RHONDA LANG and any other nutter who graduates from the BERKEY PIT BULL ACADEMY and wants to proclaim pit bulls as the original nanny dogs who have only recently been bred/taught to fight.
lovable little rascals Petey aka Luceny's Peter descends from John Pritchard Colby's yard and is the great great great grandson of what is considered by many to be the best pit fighter of all time, COLBY'S PINCHER, born 115 years ago.

hunt valley, maryland dine and dash
on august 31st, Joseph Thompson took 13 yr old Roscoe to his favorite park. Joseph saw three mutants running loose and waited in his car until the pit nutter loaded them in her vehicle. as soon as Joseph and Roscoe got out of the car, the pit bulls launched an attack. they bit Joseph and knocked him down and then proceeded to savage Roscoe. the nutter screamed at her dogs but Roscoe was already mangled by the time she gathered up her 4 legged assassins. the pit nutter promised to follow Joseph to the vet but that would certainly be out of character for the type of low life who owns these freaks of nature. she disappeared and Roscoe was later euthanized at the vet with injuries to his spine, thorax, lungs and ribs.
rip Roscoe

The pit nutter is a white woman in her 20s with light hair, about 5' 4" tall and 130 lbs. She was driving an older-model, faded dark blue vehicle that looks like a four-door hatchback.
The attack occurred at the Oregon Ridge Park.
The Thompson family and police are asking anyone with information about the incident or the owner to call the Baltimore County Police Department's Cockeysville Precinct at 410-887-1820


Anonymous said...

I feel sorry for Pit Bull Freedom Fighters like the Pruetts...They fought bravely against BSL only to become poster children for it.

It must flip their whole Nutter worl upside down. Unfortunately, three people and a dog were severely injured.


Mary Ann Williamson said...

Those pits looked as spoiled as any dog I know. It’s a real eye-opener to see them at home with the family, obviously socialized and cared for, then read about the attack on 3 people and a dog.
Poor Roscoe, he looks just like the dog that escaped her yard and came out after my dog when we were running this morning.

The two dogs wanted to play so bad I had trouble getting my girl focused again. I guess the idea that all dogs are the same isn’t exactly true or I’d be bleeding from an attack by an escaped Schnauzer right now.

There's some kind of movie being publicized in my area right now called "Beyond the Myth" and it's supposed to be about "breed descrimination". It seems to be propaganda against BSL. It will probably convince some more 20 year old girls to adopt 3 or 4 pits they can't control.

DubV said...

OMG, a pit nutter movie? I'm not sure I could sit throw it. A movie length rebuttal would be desirable.

If pit nutters influence people using the printed word, then just wait until they can employ greater emotional manipulation using light and sound.

Jim said...

Pit bull custody dispute? That should be a fun new trend. LEO's are going to be as happy to respond to those calls as they are to domestics I'll wager.

Interesting that in every one of these cases the dogs are loved and cared for, but snap and hurt people and dogs anyway.

What is a pitagandist to do? Slander and libel the owners to protect the maulers? Even when those owners are fellow pitagandists?

Because there is no way they are ever going to admit the problem is the mutants.

As these cases rack up I think we're going to see pitagandists eating their own. Should be entertaining.

april 29 said...

And would that John Colby, breeder of the ancestor of Luceny's Peter, be the same John Colby, owner of the pit mauler who killed Colby's own 2 year old nephew? The same producer of "nanny dogs"? The same John Colby who failed to notify the police of the death and who kept the dog after the death?(manbiters were culled?)

Just askin....

Anonymous said...

"heavily tattooed and bodily modified pit nutter ANDREW VANCOTT" -- thank you sooooo much! Did you know that this also came out today?

scurrilous amateur blogger said...

truthbird, that link is gone.

scurrilous amateur blogger said...

pitagandists!! good one. that needs to be added to the maul talk manual.

scurrilous amateur blogger said...

dubv, there are other nutter movies out there. i will try to remember to dig up the links later.

Anonymous said...

Two Pit Owners and a police officer take a ride in the Meatwagon during yesterday's mayhem in Phillipsburg, PA:

Police were called at 1:35 this afternoon to the 100 block of Riverview Road in Phillipsburg for a report of two pit bulls attacking their owners.

Phillipsburg police Chief Ed Mirenda said the officers heard screaming inside and tried to help the owners, who were holding the dogs down. But the dogs got loose and one knocked down Patrolman Louis DeLuca and attacked him, he said.

Anonymous said...

How bizarre! It's totally gone, published TODAY by the New York Daily... Here's a new link from the "ad hungry" tabloid that "fucks" bloggers who link to their web page? (Hey! We are a newspaper and we want bloggers to link to us! Therefore, we make it incredibly difficult to do so! We are a dying industry and the only ones stabbing ourselves TO DEATH too!)

Dude, I BaggedYourPit said...

Now there's an upside to pit bull ownership I hadn't considered... 10% off on manicures!

Anonymous said...

only a pit nutter ,both low and high functioning, would hire a dog trainer with tatoos , piercings, baby devil horns and missing digits. its the nature of the pitter beast i guess.

Anonymous said...

Maybe Linda Forney was trying to start a "reading program?." That or maybe she told her boss that biter Snoopy was a service dog? Recall this fine attack? Pair of Pit Bulls Attack Molalla Man Christmas Morning

scurrilous amateur blogger said...

snarky and i have been sharing links and laughs and gag reflexes over this modified morons. i thought i'd share a few.

adult piercings and implants

body suspension

body sewing

tongue splitting


and more

these weirdos belong to the church of body modification

Anonymous said...

its not just a case of scary dogs but fucking scary people too. i have to believe them when they say "forget the dog.... beware the owner"

fourshoes said...

Here's a different incident I just read about, with a happy ending too!

Anonymous said...

Ah, a happy ending like that just warms the cockles of me heart... and at in times like these, who needs cold cockles?

Bill G said...

Hey Craven,

I get these emails from "Dr. Jon" at on a daily basis. Its little more than spam, but I got one today titled "The Truth About Pit Bulls". Should have been called "LIES about pit bulls"! It was pure pro-pit propaganda.

Here is the link:

I think the Dr. could use some, ah, "education" if you know what I mean. (

scurrilous amateur blogger said...

the sheer number of websites, blogs and columns devoted to the TRUTH about pit bulls is exasperating. it's like the whack a mole game. and this fucktard's solution is for every tom dick and harry to go out and adopt a pit bull!!!

april 29 said...

It never crosses the nutter mind that Beagles and Poodles do not require this kind of advocacy. Or Labs, or Goldens, or Border Collies... has anyone ever seen a website called "The Truth about Irish Setters? The public already knows the truth about pit bulls.

DubV said...

Hmm...good call April 29. That would be an ironic series: the truth about chihuahuas, the truth about cavalier king charles spaniels, the truth about...

Vets, and of course self-proclaimed animal trainers/behaviorists, have lost all credibility with me in regards to speaking about pit bulls. Vets are trained in animal medicine, not behavior/training, so the willingness of some of them to go on about fighting breeds is amazing.

DubV said...

"t is absolutely silly and completely delusional to believe that for every pit bull attack, it's the owners fault. He/She is completely delusional. You can't argue with the vast majority of pit bull advocates, heck, you can't even read there posts because they are so incredibly long, make no points, ramble, constant prepared phrases and excessive use of "ignorant" and "misinformed", or overall just the same old tired pit bull propaganda talking points. Most of the time, there logic is "Gee, I have a pit bull, he/she never attacked me or anyone, that means all of them are safe". That's there entire logic and there sticking with it.."

A comment posted to multidingos youtube account by Nordie232

Anonymous said...

Meanwhile Nutter-criminal Joseph Honorable gets off with probation as wimpy prosecutors drop habitual offender charges...

10 Bucks says he's breedin' Pits within six months...

Small Survivors said...

April 29, craven pointed to your comment. I just read it. I did a post that went the other way! I think there are Truth pages for other breeds - but the Truth pages are supposed to scare away would be incompetent owners!

I just looked, there are no pages like that for Irish Setters!

april 29 said...

Snack,your blog is perfect and the intent is COMPLETELY different with the "Don't pick my breed" warnings. These warning blogs serve to protect the breed from the irresponsible. The pit bull breed blogs attempt to convince the naive to disregard what they see and accept falsehoods as truth. This nonsense leads to suffering and death. Does BADRAP have a twinge of guilt over the death of Darla Napora? They should...

Anonymous said...

Adding Lisa McDonald AKA "Sgt Nubby" to the amputee list...

Another bad mauling in Delaware this week as Debra Kline's rescued Pit mauled her 74 year old mother and had to be shot. The animal bit her mother's arm off and Debra was helpless to stop it.

Anonymous said...

You can't make this stuff up!

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