Thursday, March 21, 2013


well, nothing says "I am a low life piece of shit guilty of everything that you accuse me of and more" like deleting your facebook and youtube channels within 48 hours of exposure.


memorize this face



Rumpelstiltskin said...

You know, Knock Out Dog Fighting. That can go either way. ;)

Knowing what a pit bull is, it's actually an obscene title. Just a play on words, sorta like nanny dog, don't bully my breed, and lick you to death.

I always wondered if it's intentional.

I clicked through some of her sites, 1/2 the shit ain't working but the donate button seems to work fine. LOL!

Anonymous said...

cant really say i really know anything about krissy , but she does look the part . part mortician , bar slut and dominatrix rolled up into one do-goodin pitluvin scam artiste.

Small Survivors said...

laughing my fucking ass off

DubV said...

In the immortal words of Forrest Gump, "that's all I have to say about thattttt".

DubV said...

Well, not all I had to say about thattt....

Congrats Dawn on driving another low life into hiding.

I think a person that actually cares about their country would take care when using one of its foremost symbols, which would be our flag. I was a bit nonplussed after 911 when many had a ragged flag hanging in the weather from the pillars of their SUVs. And now we have this cretin driving around in her Captain America Pit Nutter van fully complimented with facebook pics of a dog lying atop a stranger's grave in a reflective mood.

I have a Japanese friend that told me that there were certain words that symbolized things like ultimate love that were used very sparely in his culture so as not vulgarize them.

This "lady" vulgarizes the sentiments of others and then collects via paypal. Barf.

Alexandra said...

Another one hits the dust -- thank you Dawn! Though of course she'll crawl out of the sewer with a new scam asap, it's nice you're making life so hard for her.

Your Quiet Neighbor said...

She may be laying low now, but watch her pop up with a new scam. Only a matter of time.

Miss Margo said...


Awesome job, Dawn!

DubV: "Captain America" van...haha...

That van is appalling. It makes me want to barf.

scurrilous amateur blogger said...

dubv, i love Captain America Pit Nutter van.

i agree with the comments above, crawford is only lying low for now. she is probably holed up in her custom kitchen remaking herself only to emerge in 4-6 months, maybe with a new scam with new pit bulls with new stories. this woman needs to be in a work release/half way house situation so the authorities can keep an eye on her.

her semper fi canines website is a shell with a video turned to private. it doesn't even have a donate button on it. but you can still buy her pit bull junk or donate or actually "Request an Appearance" a PAID appearance with her captain america nutter van at america's forgotten heroes. the only thing different on this website is the non working Follow Us links in the bottom right corner.

"Donations are critical for the maintenance and travel costs of the America's Forgotten Heroes tribute vehicle. Please help us ensure that our educational mission continues with a tax deductible donation, so that America's four-footed heroes are not forgotten."

donations are critical cuz kris needs a new bathroom!

scurrilous amateur blogger said...

obtw, i can't take credit for all of this. i have a secret helper ;-)

Anonymous said...


thats exactly what she'l do. lol

slitherin an crawlin is what pitters do best .

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scurrilous amateur blogger said...

as i recall, her sister was asking her critics to please be kind and ease up on her. her sister claimed they were trying to get her help. yeah right.

scurrilous amateur blogger said...

well, i would argue that she is not NPD, which is treatable but not easily treatable unless the patient is highly motivated and committed to treatment, and still improvements would be minimal.

i think kris crawford is a psychopath. narcissism is a trait in psychopathy, so they are easily confused. psychopaths are often referred to as Aggressive Narcissists. sociopathy and psychopathy are often considered the same disorder but one is nurture and the other is nature. psychopathy is organic and not treatable. sociopathy, like NPD is not organic, they stem from a poor nurturing environment and are treatable but not easily. i have a theory that sociopathy and narcissistic personality disorder are really the same condition.

orangedog said...

Ha, why would she even accept help? She's doing ok scamming people without consequence. Her fake SAR dogs are pathetic and she's an ethical cesspool.

tropical storms said...

I don't know, she had a kind of evil, creepy anti Adam's family thing going on. Like some psycho who would try to seduce and dismember Lurch. I don't like her.

scurrilous amateur blogger said...

check out this video.

this is the first time i have heard her speak. what an annoying voice. a quick glance of the comments tells me that i am not alone.

Dude, I BaggedYourPit said...

The mighty right hook of craven desires lands another knock out blow.

Sweeeeeeet! :-)

vintage said...


This pissed me off, so I wrote a song about it..Here it goes:

MONEY FOR NUTTERIN’ on the APC (Ani-maul Planet Channel)

Now look at them yo-yo's that's the way you do it
You play the Lion Tamer on the APC
That ain't workin' that's the way you do it
Money for nutterin’ and it’s all tax free
Now that ain't workin' that's the way you do it
Lemme tell ya, Pit-Dupes sure are dumb
Maybe get a lose your little finger
Maybe gouge the pitties eyes out with your remaining thumb

We gotta install adoption cabins,
Custom kitchens, tee shirt deliveries
We gotta fill these refrigerators
We gotta drive new SUV’s

See the little felon stealin ID’s in the pickup
Yeah buddy he’s from Tia’s lair
That midget felon flyin’ on a airplane
That midget felon he's a millionaire

We gotta install adoption cabins
Custom kitchens, tee shirt deliveries
We gotta fill these refrigerators
We gotta drive new SUVs

I shoulda learned to play the Nutter
I shoulda learned to exploit the dumb
Look at that mama, breakstickin' in the camera
Man we could have some fun...
And Otis up there, what's that? Growlin’ noises?!?
Rippin’ off faces like a chimpanzee
That ain't workin' that's the way you do it
Sendin’ money for nutterin’
Get the con-labor for free

I want my
I want my
I want my APC
I want my APC...

*Disclaimer..This is Made Up, but Based on Real World Dysfunction!

scurrilous amateur blogger said...

how could i forget this song?!

i will add it to the kris blog.

Name said...

she looks like a skunk.

vintage, LMAO

scurrilous amateur blogger said...

anyone who would exploit veterans in order to promote pit bulls and pad her bank account smells like a skunk too.

Anonymous said...

She wants to "raise awareness on what we can do to stop dog fighting" -

That's easy: Stop breeding the fucking things. Problem gone in a few years.

tropical storms said...

You know that would actually be a great way to bust her, if anyone is looking. Arrange to have her make an appeared and pop.

scurrilous amateur blogger said...

kris crawford is still deleting the evidence...

vintage said...


Some old friends back in the news!

March 2013, Elma, NY; Oft cited Smilin' Pit Bull Rescue proprieter Eric Gray arrested on five counts of animal cruelty. Authorities seize financial records looking for "inconsistencies" * Note..On the Truth about SPR website, they claim this guy killed more pit bulls than Michael Vick.

March 2013, Montgomery County, TX; Authorities investigate notorious pit bull hoarder Leah Purcell of the raided Spindletop Pit Bull Rescue over her new dog training and dog boarding business. Unbelievable...these otherwise unemployable, professional pit mooks will do anything to avoid a hard days work!

March 2013, Chicago, IL; Fired Chicago Head Dog Catcher Cherie Travis is sued by the State Attorney General due to financial shenannigans from her PACT "People and Animals in Community Together Humane Society" which was stripped of 501C3 status for not filing income tax returns for three years by the IRS. Travis also lost her teaching gig at Dupaul University when the improprieties were exposed.

Feb 2013, Port Orange, FL; Three pit bulls escape out of window at the Pawside Connection Rescue and tear into a couple walking their two GSDs. The GSD owners suffer bites to their hands and their dogs are injured.

Feb 2013, New Port Richey, FL; Newly established "No Kill" All Volunteer A/C outfit under fire. Pit Bull "Keona" was slated to be euthanized after attacking a pedestrian, killing neighborhood pets and attacking a police officer...Instead, Keona received $1400 in taxpayer funded vet care and was trafficked out to a pit bull rescue without a dangerous dog declaration!

*Disclaimer...Oy Vey, This Shit is Giving Me a Headache!

Anonymous said...

Her new dog, swithcing breeds.