"The Dark and Secret Life of Jane Berkey"

FORCED ENTRY. sounds like a headline for a pit bull home invasion.

ever have one of those days when nothing and i do mean NOTHING is going right, then wham! christmas comes early?

for me, that day was yesterday.

yesterday afternoon as this scurrilous amateur blogger was working on a third cup of coffee in an attempt to wake up my little hate filled disheveled brain, i received a link to a wordpress blog.

there was no warning accompanying the link, nothing in the email to indicate the contents of the link. dead tired and oblivious to the grotesque fun that lied ahead, i reluctantly clicked on the link.

my initial response, oh c'mon, porn? swingers? orgies? WTF? why is my friend sending this shit to me?! note to self: unfriend this facebook person asap! yeah, okay i'll admit it, i'm a bit a prude. and the older i get, the more i struggle to understand the obsession with porn and sex in general but my cringing turned to a belly laugh once i realized the significance of the blog, JANE SAUL ROTROSEN BERKEY had a starring role in it. yep, old money bags was a wild one back in the day.

My girlfriend Jane had taken a job working for an aging literary agent named Kurt Hellmer who, because of his advancing age, had let his business slip, and had lost many of his authors. Jane, who was the best-read person I knew, was a quick reader with amazing retention, and she seemed to have a knack for spotting publishable manuscripts from the huge slush pile that came across her desk daily. My continuing porn involvement was not spoken about, and my plan to sell the golf film that Bill and I had made the previous summer to a television network seemed enough for Jane to tell her parents about, in order to justify her continued involvement with me.

She had been talking for a while about the two of us trolling a “Swingers” bar, looking for some erotic adventure. Jane considered herself to be on the vanguard of the sexual revolution – a master player in the game of erotica. But none of this was true. She was just a smart, manipulative “Five Towns” girl who had read too much Anais Nin, and derived considerable pleasure from creating embarrassing scenarios for her malleable and impressionable roommates from Long Island to play out. Jane herself however, seldom took risks, being uncomfortable in situations she did not control. Not wanting to be involved in one of her ridiculous sociological experiments, I made a series of excuses for not participating, but Jane was relentless. The more I resisted, the more she demanded my involvement, until finally, I gave in from sheer exhaustion. But I knew it was a mistake. Jane in a party full of Swingers? This had disaster written all over it.

porno writer, producer, director, editor, actor boyfriend shaun costello wraps up this blog post with the following:

We remained silent for the rest of the cab ride, and I let Jane out at her building on East 48th Street, then headed home. Why did she ever leave her husband, the Doctor?

oh, thank you shaun.

years ago, i stumbled on some information about JANE that I could not prove beyond a shadow of a doubt, so i never blogged it. unlike nutters, i require a heavy burden of proof before i malign anyone.

JANE'S first husband, the "Doctor" that shaun mentioned... well that is John Rotrosen, a doctor of psychiatry and the director of the addiction research program at New York University’s Langone Medical Center. oh yes, quite the big wig. he was in the news just this month. see Meet The Scientists Who May Have Found The Cure For Drug Addiction.

okay, has the irony of all this sunk in yet? JANE BERKEY, the grand pooh bah of pit bulls, the mistress of the mutants of mayhem, the dog responsible for more human fatalities than all other dogs combined, was married to a shrink, a shrink that specializes in addiction and after the shrink, she dated a man who made snuff porn and she pestered him until he agreed to go to a swinger's club. vintage, where are you? this is where you interject "you can't make this stuff up!"

click the link to read the rest of the blog written by JANE'S porno boyfriend.

and don't forget to check out the labels at the bottom of the posts. wow the labels on this blog alone are a jaw dropping entertaining read.

Jane Berkey, Jane Berkey Sexual Deviate, Jane Berkey Swinger, Jane Berkey's secret sex life, Jane Berkey's sex experiments, Jane Berkey's sex life, Jane Rotrosen, Jane Rotrosen Sexual Deviate, Jane Rotrosen Swinger, Jane Rotrosen's secret sex life, Jane Rotrosen's sex experiments, Jane Rotrosen's sex life, Jane Saul, Jane Saul sexual deviate, Jane Saul Swinger, Jane Saul's secret sex life, Jane Saul's sex experiments, Jane Saul's sex life, Seventies Orgies, Sex, Sex Groups, Sex in groups, Sex in the Seventies, Sex Orgies, Sexual experimentation, The Dark and Secret Life of Jane Berkey, Wife Swapping

i think shaun has all of the bases covered. lol.

but seriously, this dude needs to put his memoirs to paper and share with the rest of us. some publisher needs to please send porno dude an advance and a sexy assistant to get his creative juices flowing and to type it up to ease his arthritis.

think about the timeline. according to JANE'S bio, she opened her literary agency in 1974 as her porno boyfriend was writing, producing, directing and starring in snuff porn. SNUFF PORN!!

an enlightening review about the snuff porn film FORCED ENTRY and the 1977 enema classic WATER POWER can be found here. warning. it is disgusting and graphic.

FORCED ENTRY, the official trailer. it's on youtube, so how bad can it be?

shaun costello's legacy

JANE SAUL ROTROSEN BERKEY'S legacy

 

hey, i'm living up to my new moniker. thank you DOUGLAS ANTHONY COOPER.

What the Heck is Wrong with Pit Bull Owners in Gilroy, CA?

And one wonders why Farmers Insurance in California will no longer cover pit bulls, rottweilers, or wolf hybrids...

Can you find the murderous pit bulls and the asshole owners?

Gilroy, CA Santa Clara County

population: 48,821

median income: $67,039 (above state median of $58,931)

estimated median home value $568,777

economy based on garlic and wine production

UPDATE:
Feb. 11, 2013  Last Thursday, Gilroy had a twofer - actually three pit bulls involved in two attacks.  Thursday morning, a pit bull was declared a level 1 Dangerous Dog because it attacked.  They neglect to mention who the pit bull attacked, but attack it did.  Less than 6 hours later and 3.5 miles away, an unleashed pit bull attacked a leashed pit bull being walked by its owner.  The attacking pit bull bit the leashed pit bull and, surprisingly, would not let go until it was beaten with a stick.

Nov. 27 2012 Two pit bulls go on killing spree and kill their companion dog, a cat and injure two other dogs in Gilroy
Nov. 15, 2012 Pit bull invades home and kills poodle in front of 11 year old child
July 12, 2012 Bloody and fatal pit bull attack at Starbucks

All of this despite mandatory spay and neuter legislation passed in 2010.

Of the Starbucks massacre:

"The dachshund laid in a pool of its own blood. Dazed and nearly passed out from an injury to her arm, Luann watched the pit bull’s owner strut away minutes before police arrived. Two weeks after the July 22 pit bull attack on the sidewalk in front of Starbucks on First Street, the victim’s arm is healing - but seeing 4-year-old Sam, her “little man,” torn up right in front of her eyes stirred something in her that day. Luann is ready to fight."

Let's hope Luann has the courage and support to prevail but, I fear nothing short of a pitchfork and torch wielding angry mob will get through to these epically asinine nutters.

Previously, on Craven Desires:

Aug 03, 2010 gilroy, california this litte dog was loose and was attacked by a loose pit bull in the yard of another person. police shot and killed the ugly mutant. someone called to rpeort a missing pit bull, so they found that fucktard. police are searching for the owner of the little dog. call police at 846-0300  

Feb. 23, 2010 gilroy, california two pit bulls attacked a chow mix while out on a walk with its 70 yr old owner. the chow mix received puncture wounds on its neck, hind quarters and back. the woman broke her arm and wrist when she was knocked to ground.

Nov 24, 2009 sharon pepper, her daughter lauren and their recently adopted dog sammy who was killed last week by the neighbor's pit bull and bulldog (a big pit bull) in his own yard. 

stranger than fiction

laporte, indiana after a handful of pit bull attacks and one monkey attack, the hoosiers put their heads together and adopted a new dangerous animals ordinance. the ordinance is not breed specific, but it is SPECIES specific. Under the newly adopted ordinance, the following animals have been reclassified:

DANGEROUS - monkeys, baboons, poisonous snakes, piranhas and sharks.

BANNED - rhinoceroses, leopards and elephants.

uh-oh, laporte, indiana is trampling the rights of rhino fanciers.

"It needed to be updated. There were some things that needed to be brought up to the state level, so I guess it's OK," Councilman Goot Logwood said. yeah, like addressing all of those rhino attacks! Goot's only concern is how the new ordinance will be enforced by the staffing shortage. you know, cuz the rhino attack season is a long one.

Goot is the councilman AT LARGE.

UPDATE: the cat is out of the bag and into the nutter lap. we now know why laporte, indiana drew up such a bizarre dangerous animal ordinance. BEST FRIENDS ATTORNEY LAURA NIRENBERG was one of the "consultants". she's a real go-getter. on the job less than 2 months and already flexing the cult's muscle.

united kingdumb 35 yr old pit nutter LEE KELLY and his 16 yr old daughter went to a pub after doing a little shopping. dad got drunk, lost a pool competition and blamed her for not cheering him on. he punched, bit and tried to stab her. she managed to get the knife and hid it. that's when the drunken pit nutter threw the staffy bull against the wall. KELLY pled not guilty, he was sentenced to 10 years plus a 5 year extended license, whatever that is.

is anybody else as creeped out by this photo of CATHERINE HEDGES as i am?

pekin, illinois Arthur Herm, DVM of Tazewell Animal Control has deemed a pit bull puppy (approx 6-8 months of age) as not adoptable due to animal aggression. this of course doesn't sit well with HEDGES who say animal aggression is normal and okay and is questioning Herm's expertise despite the fact that he has been a vet for 36 years and worked with animal control for 22 years. (btw, HEDGES has been a rescue angel for 11 years.) Herm said he disagrees with those people who say they can train aggressiveness out of dogs. Herm believes aggressiveness is “inherent” and “genetic” in all dogs while pit bulls “seem to have more of that.”

HEDGES is the nutter behind don't bully my breed.

winston should have been turned into a pancake

instead, he was turned over to his owners.

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Fuck Pit Bulls and the Faggots that own Pit Bulls

Just so we are on the same page here, Staffordshire Terriers and Pit Bulls are basically the same breed. You can argue they are totally different. But nope, they’re not. Sorry.

On March 9th, an 8 year old girl in Lithonia was attacked by two pit bulls. Oops, I meant Staffordshire Terriers (no fucking difference). She was severely mauled. To the point where a portion of her left arm had to be amputated to save her life. She finally got off a ventilator yesterday. According to her father, she woke up screaming and crying, thinking she was still being attacked.

Three people tried to help this little girl during the mauling. A mauling so severe that it went on for over 15 minutes. It finally took the intervention of a police officer to stop the attack. He tried beating the dogs off with his baton, but that did not stop them. So he shot one of them dead. Only then did the attack cease.

The other dog ran off. When animal control officers arrived, neighbors pointed out the home that the dogs had come from. They went to the home and found surviving dog inside a garage, and they took it into custody (too bad they didn’t kick around first). Apparently these dogs had been terrorizing the neighborhood for months, including biting an elderly woman last October. This did not stop the stupid fuckhead dog owner from leaving the dogs without any sorts of restraints whatsoever. The dogs were kept in a garage. With the garage door wide open. No fence. No leash. WTF IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE? And no, the homeowner was NOT home.

After the mauling and the police/EMS arrived, neighbors noticed the owner of the dogs pull into the street, and immediately pull out. The police actually had to track that dumb bitch down at a friend’s house.

It is a fucking goddamned shame that they are euthanizing the dog. Twyann Vaughn, the dog’s owner, is only facing a misdemeanor charge of reckless conduct. Personally I think the dog and the dog’s owner need to be euthanized. FUCK PIT BULLS. I hope this bitch becomes the target of some sort of vigilante justice.