Thursday, April 19, 2012
besty ritter's paranoid psychotic screed
There is something feeble and a little contemptible about a man who cannot face the perils of life without the help of comfortable myths. Moreover, since he is aware, however dimly, that his opinions are not rational, he becomes furious when they are disputed. Bertrand Russell
an obscure nutter from pennsylvania is sounding the bugle for action against the organized haters for maligning the mutant gripping dog. let's me say right up front, this is fucking hoot. it is nothing more than a cleverly disguised attempt to suppress our first amendment right.
fake names, fake statistics, fake attacks, fake experts, fake reporters
BETSY RITTER launches into a bizarre tirade against colleen, kgun, myself and other bloggers. RITTER has this notion that a half dozen facebook accounts with fake identities are all really colleen lynn. RITTER found a yelp profile of a woman named Colleen L and completely trashed her. i intend to try and find this colleen l. and inform her of this defamation so that she can order a cease and desist against ms. fruitcake. RITTER proves that she has the attention span of a goldfish as she refers to my truth blog as a hodgepodge of fuckery. NO, NO, NO. craven desires is the hodgepodge of fuckery. the truth blog is focused like a laser beam on pit bull myths and propaganda. and i only trash "nationally acclaimed behaviorists" and "pit moms" who need trashing like fellow pennsylvania fur mommy and "dog expert" maria brooks mckenna.
i am fascinated by the amount effort that goes into pontificating about the famous seattle dog bite. it seems now all of the pit nutters are willing to admit that YES, there was a pit bull attack and YES, colleen's arm was broken BUT... the dog didn't break her arm, the FALL did. let's assume for a moment that these desperate fucktards are correct, that the bone was broken by the fall, it is STILL THE DOG'S FAULT! let's see if we dumb this down enough so that simple minded nutters will grasp this. let's say that you are sitting at a red light in your vehicle when some white trash momma comes barreling up behind you. but she is too busy trying to light her cigarette and rears ends you. your head is thrust forward and slams into the steering wheel, giving you a concussion. now imagine some bottom feeding lawyer presenting the following defense for white trash momma. it's not white trash momma's fault. she didn't give you a concussion, the steering wheel did!
I HAVE ONE WORD FOR RITTER: HALDOL
RITTER'S grand finale includes bullet points on how to recognize our tactics. i just adore #6 hiding behind anonymity. and how to debate us #9 treat your opposers with courtesy, respect and politeness.
then an anonymous commenter immediately shows up spewing "evil cunts".
in the words of vintage YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS STUFF UP!
the handful of idiots in the comments are every bit as delusional as RITTER. first there is Naomi and her emotional plea about not "miss treating" god's wonderful creatures. she is completely oblivious to the fact that MAN created dogs and psychopaths created fighting dogs. but my personal favorite is ihateeverest. she is proof of what i have said about pit nutters all long, this is most gullible group of people on the planet earth. a quick visit to her "blog" proves that p.t. barnum was correct - there IS a sucker born every minute and their dog of choice - pit bulls of course! ihateeverest's handle is her way of broadcasting to the world that she is a gullible moron. she left her glamorous certified nursing assistant job to pursue her dreams of becoming a medical assistant. but that all came crashing down on her after forking over thousands of dollars for a worthless degree at a scam college, which anyone with half a brain would know within 5 minutes on the internet.
this insistence that anyone who dares to speak out against pit bulls must be the work of colleen or kory is just another example of pit nutter mythology. nutters need this crutch to get through the day, much like nanny dogs, america's dog and it's all how you raise 'em. it's much safer for their fragile psyches if they can point to a single person who opposes pit bulls. it is so much easier to dismiss one person, rather than a majority. hey pit nutters: WE are the 99%.
BETSY RITTER is a 51 year old fur mommy, dog rescuer/advocate and dog trainer who has been "specializing in behavioral problems since 1983". RITTER charges $85 an hour for her services. according to her facebook page, she graduated from high school (the school of hard knocks) in 1983 and from pennsylvania state university in 1991. my internet search tools indicate that she is 51 but if she graduated at the age of 18 in 1983, that would put her at 47, not 51. something is fishy here. is she confused, is she lying or did she fail several grades?
i don't know but i do know what an animal behaviorist is and isn't. if RITTER was, she would list her qualifications which is an advanced degree, ie a masters or a PhD in animal behavior or a DVM. i don't believe that she is even a certified dog trainer. what possible reason could she have for not posting her credentials?
i found an internet article written by seattle pit nutter/dog trainer CHRISTINE HIBBARD about how to find a qualified behaviorist. HIBBARD goes on to explain that dog trainers who complete the certified professional dog training programs are NOT behaviorists. "This is a less rigorous program that emphasizes qualifications for basic dog training but does not require extensive knowledge, training or experience in dealing with specific behavior issues. Unfortunately, hiring a CPDT-KA is a buyer beware situation since some of these trainers use force, fear and pain instead of science which can be dangerous for your dog and your family."
here is BETSY RITTER teaching a young un-neutered pit bull the "down chill". whateverthefuckthatis!
do BETSY'S training techniques look like they fall under "fear, force and pain"? i'm no expert but that looked pretty rough to me.
(betsy i saved a copy of this video, so don't bother deleting)
qualifications of certified animal behaviorists
Dr Shyan-Norwalk charges $100/hr
Kathy Sdao, MA charges $120/hr
Dr Barbara Pezzanite charges between $75-$150/hr
Dr Patricia McConnell charges $95/hr
why would anyone pay $85/hr to someone who doesn't have an advanced degree or even a dog training certificate?
i think this canine "behavioralist" has been in obscurity for far too long.
* BETSY - thank you for listing my "hater" page first in your list. i am the least well known and i have much catching up to do!
ps if any of my readers would like to do a little more research, BETSY RITTER used to be affiliated with homeward bound animal rescue and also goes by 3dogcouch and betzritter ;-)