For Pit Nutters, The Postman Only Rings Once

Baghdad Bob "My brother Tehran Ted is a mailman and says Shih-Tzus are the ones you have to look out for!"

It’s a real jungle out there for America’s Mail Carriers. Despite assurances from the Humane Organizations and the Dog Lobby, dog bite related hospitalizations are up 86 percent since 1993
, and Dog Bite Related Fatalities are up a population adjusted 400 percent since the first CDC DBRF Study done in 1977.

The same dynamic is occurring with America’s Mail Carriers. US Postal Service statistics from 1995 show that 2782 mail carriers were bitten by dogs, and by 2011 the figure nearly doubled with 5699 attacks . Of course, with the proliferation of Pit Bulls and a lesser extent Rottweilers, Dog Bites are Worse. America now has two separate dog problems; the “Dog bite problem” and “Pit Bull mauling problem”. They should not be confused.

Below is a collection of Pit Bull attacks on Mail Carriers with a blood misting of Rottweiler appertifs. Perhaps now that the Space Shuttle program has ended and NASA needs a new mission, they could develop a light weight Kevlar “Maul Suit” for postal workers. This technology could then trickle down to neighborhood kids.

June 2012, Warren, OH; 31 year old Mail Carrier hauled off in an ambulance after being bitten several times by a Pit Bull

June 2012, Kalamazoo, MI; After being attacked by a Pit Bull for the second time in two years, this Pit Bull owning letter carrier is considering desk duty

May 2012, Louisville, KY; Police have to shoot Pit Bull to release it’s grip on Mail Carrier…Bad Doggie!!! Bad, Bad Bad Doggie!!!

April 2012, Fairfield, CT; A pit bull with a history of menacing letter carriers, broke through the invisible fence and took a bite of USPS. Letter carriers brave rain, sleet and snow but delivery to the area has been suspended since May 8 due to pit bull.

March 2012 Escondido, CA; In California’s 3rd Postal worker killed by a dog, dies after pit bull attack, Shame on you California, you are way overrepresented here!


Jan 2012, Bennington, NY; Postal Carrier hospitalized, owned fined $100

Jan 2012, Lorain, OH; Good Samaritans save mailman pulled down on the ground being attacked by two pit bulls

Jan 2012, Rock Hill, SC; Postal Carrier‘s ankle torn up

Dec 2011, Cleveland, OH; Friendly neighborhood Mailman Jack Smith sustains a broken left arm, a mangled right arm and a week in the hospital from an Ohio Pit owner

Nov 2011, Norfolk, VA; “Bubba the Love Sponge” shuts down mail delivery to the neighborhood

Aug 2011, Harris County, TX; We have a Pit Bull problem…Houston

Aug 2011, Edgewater, CO; Mario Gonzales is sorry his pits and rottweiler chased a mail carrier, bit a policeman and had to be shot . Fined $780

Aug 2011, Schenectady, NY; Mail Carrier attacked and bitten by Pit Bull

July 2011, Niagara, NY, Local paper publishes “Postal Carriers vs. Pit Bulls”

April 2011, Catawba, NC; NASCAR Driver s Pit mix savages his Mail Carrier

March, 2011, Fulton, MO; Mail Carrier sustains serious wounds to the face…”Missing pieces of flesh”

Feb 2011, Tempe, AZ; Neighbors take out Class Action Lawsuit against Pit-Leper after their Mail Carrier is mauled and mail delivery stops

Jan 2011, Oroville, CA; Police shoot Pit Bull that bites Mail Carrier in the neck and face

Feb 2011, Killen TX; Mail Carrier attacked by Pit Bulls



Dec 2010, Mason City, IA; Mail carrier attacked, mail service suspended

Sep 2010, San Jose, CA; Pit and GSD combo leave city workers hosing mail carriers blood off the side walk

Aug 2010, Torrington, CT; Pit Bull breaks through screen door and sends Mail Carrier for a ride in the Meat Wagon and onto the disability rolls for four months

July 2010, Houma, LA; Pit Bull commits OSHA violation by severely mangling Mail Man‘s legs

July 2010, Minneapolis, MN; After surviving Iraq, Iraqi war veteran mail carrier gets blown up by Canine IEDs

June, San Diego, CA 2010, Mail Carrier Eddie Lin dies from brain injury after being knocked down by Rottweiler

April 2010; Yuba City, CA; Mail Carrier hospitalized after two cans of pepper spay prove useless

March, 2010, Centreville, MI; Pit Bull that injures Mail Carrier euthanized


ERICA HOBDY
2009, Ansonia, CT; Letter Carrier sues Pit-Auntie Erica Hobdy for $15000 after his arm is mangled by one of her Nanny Dogs. Collection looks unlikely because in Oct 2011, Pit-Auntie Erica‘s Pit Bull killed her 20 month old niece during a babysitting gig and she is on trial for murder.

Aug 2009, Miami FL; Multi-time Felon’s illegal Pit Bull mauls Mail Carrier causing her to lose three fingers . An organized Pit Idiocy Group (PIG) from a neighboring county threatens a lawsuit to save “Blue“…*Note… Were we better off when only dogfighters owned these things and culled manbiters?!?

July 2009, Kirksville, MO; Pepper Spray, Catch pole and gun shot fails to stop beserking Pit Bull during Mail Carrier attack

July 2009, Rockford, IL; Mail Carrier Gets bitten in the face, arms and legs by Pit Bull with two previous biting incidents. F- minus grade assigned to Rockport Animal Control

June 2009; Mail Man attacked…Owner apologized on camera, sort of

April 2009, San Antonio, Texas; Retired Mail Carrier talks about never being able to make a Pit Bull back down and the non stop Pit Bull DRFS in Texas. Another 7 Texans have been killed by Pit Bulls since his letter

May 2009, Norwich, CT; Norwich post office lauds ‘humble hero’, Navy veteran saves , Mailman during Pit Bull mauling

Feb 2009, Phoenix, AZ; Mail Carrier bitten several times by Pit Bull

Feb 2009, Del City, OK; Just months after the City’s Pit Bull ban is removed, Mail Carrier severely wounded

Jun 2008. Milpitas CA; USPS releases photo of seriously bitten mail carrier

Oct 2008, Orange County CA; Pit Nutter Sherri Moody gets off easy after mailman bitten repeatedly in the face by her wiggle butts, claimed “Ghost let them out”

July 2008, Fresno, CA; Postal Carrier attacked by Pit
Bulls with bite history

July 2008, Columbus, OH, Illegal Pit Breeder’s dog attacks in the City’s second Pit Bull attack on a mail carrier in a month

June 2008, Springfield, IL; Mail Carrier recovers after Pit mauling

May 2008, Lake Charles, LA; Mail Carrier badly mauled by Pit Bull and put on the disability rolls

March 2008, Canadian Postal Service looking for better weapons to arm Mail Carriers against dog attacks

March 2008, Hanover, PA; Routine package delivery turns into a canine freakshow as Pit and Rottweiler combo trap Mail Carrier in her truck for two hours. Flattened three tires!

March 2008, Los Angeles, CA; Mail Carriers go through special anti-mauling training with bite trained pittie named Ajax

Jan 2008, San Bernadino, CA; Heroic Postal worker Melissa Kelly saves 74 year old man and his dog from attacking Pit Bulls

Jan 2008, Keansburg, NJ; Mail Carrier petitions city for Dangerous Dog Law after being mauled by Pit Bull

Nov 2007; Casper, WY; “Oh man, Now its serious!”…expresses veteran mailman after being mauled by Pit Bull

Aug 2007, Torrance CA; Pit Bull attack puts Mail Carrier into the ICU

April 2007, Omaha, NE; Pit Bull bursts through window screen and mauls Mail Carriers arms and legs

Feb 2007, Detroit, MI; Letter carrier Debra Jones takes a 200 stitch mauling from door bustin’ Pit Bulls

Dec 2005, Austin, TX; Mail Carrier off the job due to leg infection after being bitten by foul mouthed Pit Mix

Nov 2005, Napa, CA; Mail Carrier viciously attacked and bitten by Pit Bull as owner looks on

April 2005, Charlotte, NC; Mail Carrier Michael Redice awarded the Carnegie Life Saving Medal after jumping chain link fence to save boy being mauled to death by 5 Pit Bulls…Mr Redice held them off the boy until first responders arrived. Unfortunately the boy died

2004, Las Vegas, NV; Letter Carrier Victor Soto receives the National Letter Carrier’s Association West Region Hero of the Year award for who saving a boy from a pit bull attack

Sep 2004, Carbondale, IL; Mail Carrier severely bitten on the hand by Pit Bull

2004, Ontario, Canada; Mail Carrier Bull-baited after Pit Bull bursts through screen door, loses ear

July 2004, Joliet, IL; Pit Bull knocks down Mailman, bites him in the head

Sep 2003, Pinellas County, FL; After mail carrier is attacked by the same two Pit-Rott Frankenmaulers in a week, the Postmaster orders curbside delivery for the “Pit-Maulus” Park neighborhood

June 2003, Kansas City, MO; Mail Carrier gets artery severed in her hand. Postmaster threatens to shut down mail delivery until the neighborhood Pit-Leper gets rid of her dogs

May 2003, Santa Fe Springs, CA; Gardener rescues Mail Carrier who was being mauled

Jan 2003, Waxahachie, TX; Mail Carrier sustains broken arm and leg injuries after Pit Mauling

Aug 2002, Los Angeles, CA; Mail Carrier loses part of nose in Pit Bull attack

June 2002, San Francisco; Pit Bull “Taz“ bites mailman in the wrist and stomach

Sep 2001, Boca Raton FL, Mail Carrier gets 50 stitches from Pit Bull

Sep 2000, San Jose, CA; Police Officer shoots two Pit Bulls attacking Mail Carrier

July 2000, Philadelphia, PA; Two Pit Bulls burst through screen door and maul Mail Carrier’s arms and legs. Rescued by passing motorist

June 2000, Norfolk, VA; Mail Carrier undergoes plastic surgery after being mauled by two Pit Bulls

Aug 1999, Sudbury, MA; Mail Carrier Donna Caissie Cutler was named Hero of the Year by the National Association of Letter Carriers for rescuing an elderly man from Pit Bull and Rhodesian Ridgeback tag team.

July 1998, Detroit-Maul City; Pregnant Mail Carrier lets mauling Pit Bull have her arms instead of her stomach.

Aug 1998, Prince Georges County, MD; Heroic Postman honored, rescued man from Pit Bull

March 1995, Lexington, KY; Mail Carrier sues Pit Bull owner after being mauled

Aug 1993, Syracuse, NY; Rocky the Pit Bull shuts down mail delivery after 3rd attack, Pit-Leper causes neighbors to pick up mail at the Post Office

Oct 1992, Oakland, CA; Postmaster shuts down mail delivery after Letter Carrier mauled by 7 Pit Bulls

July 1992, Ontario, Canada; A Canada Post letter carrier was repeatedly bitten by a pit bull terrier and whipped with a dog leash by its owner

Feb 1992, Salt Lake City UT; Mail Carrier loses part of a finger when attacked by Pit Bull

Oct 1991, San Jose, CA; Mailman Joe Akot describes the fight of his life as he sprays chemical in the face of the Pit Bull that is locked onto his arm

June 1991, Oakland CA; USPS is fighting mad after yet another California Mail Carrier is attacked by a Pit Bull

March 1991, Virginia Beach, VA; Mail Carrier Eugene Parker named Eastern Regional Hero by the National Association of Letter Carriers for rescuing an 8-year-old girl from the jaws of a pit bull.

Jan 1990, Minneapolis, MN; When a 5 year old boy playing with M-80s in his room blows his hand off and his Pit Bull starts attacking him, Mailman Ken Soine leaps into action. * Note: The bewildered owners offered up that the Pit Bull “was trained to attack gunfire“ sigh….

Feb 1990, Sand Point, WA; Postmaster resumes delivery to Pit-Leper’s house after two Pit Bulls that attacked mail carrier are removed

June 1989, Spokane, WA; Pit Bull attacks mailman, then mauls its owner

June 1988; Pinellas County, FL; After Three previous attacks on a Police Officer, a child and a Postal Worker, Black Jack the Pit Bull hangs himself on a fence

Jan 1988; Letter Carrier’s arm crushed, saved by two Firefighters who were servicing hydrants. Bewildered owner surmises “it was the uniform“

Oct 1987, San Jose, CA; Pit Bull spared by Humane Society after mauling 94 year old woman, attacks Mail Carrier

April 1987, Richmond, CA; Mail Carrier gashed by Pit Bull

July 1986, Lynn MA; Mail Carrier’s arm severely damaged

March 1986, Houston, TX; Fill in Mail Carrier takes a ride in the Meat Wagon when two Pit Bulls defeat screen door

Aug 1985, Ft Lauderdale, FL; Pit Bull puts the Bite on Letter Carrier

Jul 1985, Coral Springs, FL; 38 mail carriers protest after pit-mauling. Request Pit Bull ban

July 1985, Broward County FL; Bam-Bam the Pit Bull jumps through the window of Louise Johnson’s Mail Truck and bites her 3-4 dozen times

June 1985, Bradenton, FL; Pit Bull attacks cat, Mailman and two Police Officers

Sep 1984, Sacramento, CA; Two Pit Bulls jump out of window and attack Mail Carrier who had only been on the job a month

Feb 1984, Boca Raton, FL; Postmaster establishes get tough policy with dog owners after one of his mail carriers is chomped by a Pit Bull

July 1984,Lorain, OH; Mail Carrier torn above the eye and loses part of nose from Pit Bull attack

April 1981, PiMaulus County, FL; Letter Carrier fights off Raymond Gerhardt’s two escaped Pit Bulls with a broom stick and calls police. Later that same day, an 82 year old man is mauled within an inch of his life by the same animals. Police shoot the feasting Pit Bulls off the man and Gerhardt faces a whopping $27 fine. F Minus grade assigned to Pinellas A/C

1981 Postal Service News release: Humane Officials had to destroy a Bull Terrier "to break the dog's grip on a mail carrier"

1981, Richland, WA; Postmaster describes mail carrier having leg severed by Pit Bull in 1981

Dec 1981, San Bernadino, CA; 47 year old Postal Worker Sheldon Smith dies from infection four days after being bitten by a Pit Bull

1978, San Jose, CA, Mailman Durrant Simon sustains twelve puncture wounds, nearly loses an eye and endures two hospitalizations after Pit Bull attack. The USPS experiments equipping letter carriers with Umbrellas called “Dogbrellas”…Apparently, the Dogbrella solution collasped as California Letters carriers would go on to suffer many maulings and a couple of deaths from Pit Bulls

May 1976, Port Richey, FL; Pit Bull mix jumps into mail van and bites letter carrier

April 1918; Postmaster Charles Metcalfe nearly mauled to death, "looks like he had been in the first line trenches of a german barrage"

July 1908, Detroit, MI; Mail Carrier “thrice bitten“-Ends 30 minute fight with Bulldog by smashing its head against wall

April 1907, Village Green, PA; Rural Postman John Oliver’s horse attacked on route


1889 Brooklyn, NY Mailman Ralph Jacobs gets mauled..."laid up for a month"


 1894, New York City Mailman Patrick Duffy gets mauled, "May lose leg"

Special Safety Note: In 1986, Animal Behaviorists from the Humane Society of the United States published the “Are Pit Bulls Different Analysis?”…Pg 6; Pit Bulls 20 times more likely to break containment and attack. A common theme on this list is “Containment Busting”, but it makes sense since Pit Bulls are currently displacing other breeds in Canine Weight Pulling competitions.

Pit Bulls in the households of novice or casual owners is like giving the keys to an 18 wheeler to a 16 child year old with a learners permit. A public safety risk to themselves and everyone around them.



Unfortunately, You Can’t Make This Stuff Up!

fairy tales from the pit

okay, little game doggies. i promised, if you were good little grippers, i would tell you the story of your great great great great great great great great great great great great grandmaw spook, so gather round.

once upon a time, in a swampy backwards hillbilly state west of the red clay, there lived a mean man by the name of FLOYD. he had lots of dogs and chickens. now he liked his dogs (and chickens) mean and skinny and inbred and living on heavy chains. for fun, he liked to throw 'em in a box and make 'em fight. the bloodier the better. FLOYD thought this was a good time but most everybody in town just thought it was sick. and it was. but he learned it from his daddy and his daddy learned it from his daddy.... anyway, cuz he always needed a fresh supply of meaner and tougher dogs, he was always breeding 'em. the meanest and the toughest to the meanest and toughest. FLOYD had a favorite dog that he liked to breed maybe a little too much named blind billy. blind billy was five of spook's great grandpaws. and little spook would grow up to become famous for producing one of the best pit fighters and man biters cherished far beyond floyd's yard. but first, spook had to survive the whelping box and survive she did. spook was born into a super mean, super tough litter that pretty much killed each other. just spook and a brother survived, beene's rebel. rebel didn't amount to much but spook made up for it. spook often wished she would have died instead of her siblings cuz she was tied up and bred to her father, her son and her half brother. but such is the life of pit dog. we're all related, some more than others. you get used to it. anyway back to spook. she produced a few puppies but one of them really stood out. his name was BULLYSON, and he was a crazy son-of-a-gun, he liked to sink his teeth into humans now and again too. can't say that i blame him. but the psychopaths would tolerate his aggression, like so many other pit fighters because we connect with them on a deep level. why, i remember this one time BULLYSON was acting up in the car and poor old RAYMOND HOLT had to fondle his testicles to control him! yep, BULLYSON was a legend. BULLYSON produced a few pups. some great fighters and some man biters. one of his daughters would become famous in her own right. her name was HONEYBUNCH. she was also a fighter and a man biter and she was my great great great great great great grandmaw. HONEYBUNCH was bred to an unrelated dog by the name of finley's bo. and they produced a talented pup by the name of JEEP. GR CH GAMBLER'S VIRGIL was produced three generations down from JEEP. VIRGIL was to become one of the all time great fighters and man biters. VIRGIL was also quite the ladies man, with 336 registered puppies! meanwhile BULLYSON was having some fun in his retirement too. that was the only real payoff for male pit fighters. BULLYSON was the great great great grandpaw of TORNADO, she was a man biter and the only double grand champion with 10 wins in 10 fights, 3 of them she killed, she even tried to attack one of those dead bitches! BULLYSON produced a daughter (x2W) and that 2xW in turn produced a daughter who gave birth to maybe the greatest pit fighter of all time, CHINAMAN! and he sired FRISCO. FRISCO didn't have the fighting reputation of his father or his relatives BULLYSON and VIRGIL, but mixed with another famous fighting man biter INDIAN BOLIO, FRISCO would hold the title of producing more great fighting pitdogs than any other in the history of pit fighting. FRISCO made a lot of money for TOM GARNER. a few more generations of inbreeding and voila! my "extremely human aggressive" parents (my mother was also my half sister) were born and eventually they produced me, another human aggressive pit but them yankee spinsters say that ain't fashionable no more, so we need to keep that to ourselves. then i was hooked up with your daddy and what do you know, his great....great grandmaw was spook too!

here's me and your daddy on our first and only date.



so there you have it little grippers, your proud pit bull family tree. if y'all were anymore inbred, you'd be sandwiches. now try to not kill one another before you're weaned and get a chance to prove yourselves. we have a fighting/man-biting, uh-er, i mean a man biters were culled legacy to preserve!



the DNA of lil bit's sire includes bullyson and bolio. i traced the pedigree of lil bit's dam (who was also the daughter of lil bit's daddy) back to bullyson, bolio and yellow john.
the dog that was bred to lil bit is webb's cannon and i found the same 3 man-biters in his pedigree: yellow john, bolio and bullyson.

* note that even though lil bit was bred and produced a litter of puppies, her offspring are not listed on her pedigree.


canine-chat has a fascinating 12 page public flogging of game-dog marty for breeding his unstable, tricky, unpredictable, human aggressive gripping dog lil bit.


THE MAN BITERS WERE CULLED MYTH HAS BEEN DEBUNKED ON THE TRUTH BLOG

Vintage: Darwin Attacks

Baghdad Bob says "Pit Bulls are the loyalest dogs since dog fighters created the breed!"


UNNATURAL SELECTION, DARWIN AND PIT BULLS

We’ve all heard the platitudes, Pit Bulls are the most loyal!…Pit Bulls were Nanny Dogs! Pit Bulls are highly intelligent! Dogfighters culled man biters!

How does the Humane profession ignore the Bloody Elephant in the room? One must go back to the mid-1980’s when Pit Bull advocacy was in it’s infancy… A decade earlier, the Animal Welfare Act of 1976 had criminalized the trafficking of fighting dogs. Prison-Sodomy avoiding Pit Bull breeders began selling dogs to the public and by the mid -1980’s, the maulings and deaths were skyrocketing. Around 1986, the humane profession set down a course that would make a tobacco lobbyist blush by pushing the “It‘s the owner“ and “unfairness to owners” meme which effectively took the onus off Pit Bull breeders to produce and sell reasonably safe animals.. First, there was the “Are Pit Bulls different?” analysis done by HSUS behaviorists Familiarity with the animal also seems to offer less protection in the case of Pit Bulls. Out of 143 Pit Bull attacks, 19 (13.3%) involved attacks on the owner; out of 135 attacks by other breeds, only 3 (2.2%) involved the owner. Then there was the 1987 “Pit Bull Summit” Veterinary/Animal Control Symposium at Tufts University which produced this slightly important public safety information: Pit Bull Bites are Worse. Later in 1993, The AVMA Professional Liability Trust published this document Do’s and Dont's concerning vicious dogs which was apparently used as a doorstop…

Since the 1987 Pit Bull Summit, 229 Americans have been killed by Pit Bulls and Dog Fighting, Pit Breeding and Pit Bull Advocacy has festered into a Billion dollar a year, codependent-tax free economy in which a host of individuals make their living. Thus far, “The Pit Bull Economy” has not faced liability for the lives. limbs and sea of blood they have cost the public, not mention the costs of housing and euthanizing an estimated 1 Million Pit Bulls annually.


Enter now the question (pg 7):
Are Pit Bulls disloyal? Or…are they simply equal opportunity maulers that will attack any and all targets of opportunity when the breeding kicks in…owners, kids, neighbors, mailmen, other pets, horses etc?

Below is a list of Pit Bull owners killed or seriously wounded by their own animals…The list does not include children of Pit Bull owners…Those may be seen Here. Notice how many incidents where first responders must save the Pit Bull owner during a prolonged, berserk mauling…A suggested remedy is a “Darla’s Law” where Pit owner reimburses the tax payer for labor, fuel, damaged equipment and ammunition expenditures.

When adopting or buying a new dog, keep these funerals and life changing shreddings in mind when the Pit pushers try to guilt you into taking a pittie home. Rest assured, they will be AWOL when the six figure medical bills are due!

PIT-DARWINICIDES (Fatalities)

May 2012, Santa Fe, NM; Victim's son: My dad loved this dog more than me

Dec 2011, Burnettsville, IN; 58 year old Joseph D. Hines killed by his dog. Last of 7 US Pit Bull owners killed by their animals in 2011.

Sep 2011, Philadelphia, PA; 50 year old Carmen Ramos killed by her Pit Bulls

July 2011, South Africa; 21 year old Jason Waverly killed by his own Pit Bulls

July 2011, Spotsylvania County, VA; Man killed by his own Pit Bull

July 2011, Pacifica, CA; BADRAP supporter Darla Napora and her unborn baby killed by “Gunner” Gunner is shot by police and his remains are buried with the victim

Aug 2011, Tucson, AZ; 61 year old Michael Cook, mauled by his Pit Bull dies three weeks later

June 2005; Pit Bull owner sets the record straight with his comment number 9016 on this Anti-BSL Petition: Matt Lebold said 06/08/05, 9:19 pm (verified)Be responsible. Tell the truth about the breed. Stop using sensationalism and scare tactics to sell your stories
UPDATE: May 2011; Matt is found dead in his apartment from a drug overdose. His Pit Bull had eaten parts of his face, neck and chest. *Note: You Can’t Make This Stuff Up!

Jan 2011, Colusa, CA; 51 year old Linda Leal killed by her Pit mix

March 2011, San Bernadino, CA; 47 year old Jennie Erquaia killed by her own Pit Bull

Dec 2010, Riverside, CA; two months after being mauled by the family Pit Bull, 67 year old Edward Mitchell succumbs to his injuries

Oct 2010, Williamburg, MO; 84 year old Rev John Reynolds killed by 17 breeding Pit Bulls. Dogs not seized by authorities

Sep 2010, McMinn County, TN; 85 year old Mattie Daugherty killed by her 9 year old Pit Bull

Jan 2010, Chicago, IL; 57 year old Johnny Wilson killed by family breeding Pits

Dec 2009, Bangkok, Thailand; Pit Bull kills it’s 71 year old owner

Nov 2009, Peru; Family pit Bull goes berserk, kills its 85 year old owner

Aug 2009, Buenos Aires, Argentina; Pit Bull Murders it’s Master

June 2009; San Jose, CA; This Pit Bull pulled Momma into theTrain

April 2009, Thailand; 37 year old woman mauled to death as she let‘s family Pit Bulls out of their cages

Jan 2009, Lake Charles, LA; 24 year old Kelli Chapman killed by her family Pit Bulls that she raised from pups

May 2008, Salerno Italy; Paola Palmieri,61, torn to pieces by her Pit Bull *Note: How heartwarming…

Nov 2008, South Africa; Grace Page mauled to death by her own two Pit Bulls, despite efforts of neighbors trying to save her, rescuers even poured boiling water on her dogs and they kept a maulin‘

Dec 2008, Roubidoux, CA; 60 year old Pit Bull breeder Gerald Adelmund killed by his maulspawners

July 2007, Republic of the Philippines; 2 year old toddler mauled and her babysitting Pit Grannie killed by disloyal family Pit Bull. It took authorities 5 minutes to get the Pit Bull to release it‘s dead owner. *Note Pit Bulls can really get “attached“ to their owners…

April 2007, Prague, Czech Republic; Woman killed by her own Staffordshredder

Aug 2007, Potstenje, Czech Republic; Pit Bull kills its Master

Oct 2007, FL; Tina Marie Canterbury killed by her two Pit Bulls

May 2006, Lusby, MD; Family breeding Pit Bulls kill Raymond Tomco

July 2006, WV; 25 year old Brandon Coleman killed in his apartment by his Pit Bull

May 2005, ST Louis, MO; 56 year old Lorinze Reddings killed by his two Pit Bulls

Nov 2003, South Africa; Pit Bull Breeder Charles Murray killed by his Pit Bulls

May 2003, London, UK; In the UK’s first DBRF in 9 years, 45 year old George Dinham killed by his own Staffordshire Bull Terrier

Dec 2002, Bergen County, NJ; 80 year old woman killed by pet Pit Bulls, clawed and bitten over 80 percent of her body

July 2002, Splendora, TX; Pit Breeder Dorothy Carter killed by her Maulspawners

Oct 2001, Riga, Latvia; American Staffie owner dies of heart attack while trying to rescue a friend from his animal and it turns on him

July 1997, Croatia, Staffy kills its 66 year old owner

Dec 1996, Bronx, NY; 80 year old Frank Camis killed by his Pit Bulls

August 1994, Moscow Russia; Bull Terrier kills its sleeping master

Nov 1990, Indianapolis IN; Pit owner dies from heart attack when trying to help meter reader being attacked by his Pit Bull* Note: If you are going to own one of these things please be in shape!

Sep 1985, Edgemere, MD; 57 year old Rebecca Puckett mauled to death by her two Pit Bulls

May 1931, Chicago, IL; Mary Watson killed over a bone

Feb 1907, Mauladelphia, PA; Mrs Lena Smith is killed by her own Bulldog…Note…This is before the dog fighters concocted the “American Pit Bull Terrier“ monicker

Honorable mentions: Mere maulings, scalpings and amputations



2011 Brazil; Police shot this man's pit bull 5 times

June 2012, Izmir, Turkey; Pit Bull owner bludgeons his dog to death after it attacks him and two other people. All three were hospitalized

May 2012, Stockton, CA; Pit Bull attacks mother on the neck and son on the arm…Idiotic A/C officer states attacks on family members are “rare” despite 3 California Pit Owners being killed by their dogs in 2011 alone

May 2012, Roselle, IL: Police taser Pit Bull attacking its owners. Woman takes a ride in the Meatwagon for emergency surgery

May 2012, Pottsville, PA; A 48 yr old man and a 34 yr old woman took a lifeflight helicopter after their pibbles got into a fight and redirected on them.

May 2012, Las Cruces, NM; Grandmother attacked and accidentally shot by neighbor in Tanzanian-like rescue attempt during her Granddaughter’s fatal pit bull mauling

April 2012, Chicago, IL; After long time Pit Nutter Bill Less-Nose-Ski has his nose bitten off by Friend’s Pit Bull that had previously attacked his own dogs, he gives a sermon about not blaming the breed from behind his disfigurement concealment mask. Bill also peddles his new medical fund, since his friend is between jobs and doesn’t have a pot to pee in/a>

April 2012; Another “Reformed Pit Owner” comments: "I had a pitbull and I raised him from a puppy. me and him lived happily together for 3 years and he was the sweetest thing you'd ever know... but he bit me one day at a dog park while he engaged into a fight with another dog. I tried to pull him off and he snapped and dug his teeth into my arm... he is now in quarantine and will be put down. my heart aches, but these breeds become more agressive as they age. he was neutered and had all his shots up to date. I miss him terribly but I cannot trust him ever again. I won't be owning another pitbull... I just can't handle it emotionally. they aren't bad dogs at all. they just need to be kept away from other animals and live alone with the owner."

April 2012, Holland, MI; Neighbors rescue Pit Bull Owner from himself

April 2012, Huntley, IL; Recently adopted out Pit mix attacks neighbor’s dog, new owner hospitalized trying to separate them

April 2012, Australia; 22 year old Pit owner burst into hotel lobby with berserker in tow, screaming and begging for help

April 2012, Elizabeth, NJ; Police shoot adopted Pit Bull that had bitten owner 20 times during savaging episode

March 2012, Pittsburgh, PA; “There was blood everywhere“ after new Pit owner gives his animal a treat, then takes it away

March 2012, Gloversville, NY; Woman attacked inside Vet's office while euthanizing her adopted Pit Bull for aggression/dangerousness issues

March 2012, Staten Island, NY; Probation officer from Staten Island kills her pit bull to save herself

March 2012, Newark, NJ; Mother and infant attacked by family Pit Bull

Mar 2012, Celina, OH; 52 year old Pit breeder attacked by his own breeding Pit Bulls and “cubs”

Feb 2012, Detroit-Maul City; Idiot adopts two Pit Bulls for home protection which turn on her and maul her. After she calls 911 for Police rescue, she complains when Police shoot one of them. Never enough mauling victims and Tax Payer costs for the Pit Community!

Feb 2012, Australia; Boy, 6, and grandmother mauled in bull terrier dog attack

Jan 2012, Westfield, MA; Pit owning Babysitter, toddler and responding Police Officer bitten by stupid Pit Bull

Jan 2012, Dayton OH; Pit Bull mauls its owner during family argument

Jan 2012, Springfield, MA; 51-year-old Springfield woman mauled by her own 2 pit bulls as she walked them down street in Forest Park neighborhood

Jan 2012, Santaquin, UT; Man shoots wife while trying to protect family from dog during driving attack

April 2011, Freeport, IL; 19 year old man begs Police to shoot his own Pit Bull which lovingly attached itself to his arm

Oct 2011, Lowell, MA; Two Pit Bulls adopted out by the MSPCA go onto to attack their owners, producing a taxpayer funded 911 response. The two are euthanized during “Pit Bull Awareness Week” . F-Minus in Temperment Testing assigned to MSPCA

Dec 2011, Lorain ,OH; ‘He wanted to kill me:' Woman doesn’t know why dog turned on her

Dec 2011, Neighbors, firefighters save woman being attacked by her own Pit Bull

Dec 2011, Phoenix man kills own dog after it attacks him, other dog

Nov 2011, Rockford, IL; Pit Nutter in critical condition after being “loved on” by her two pitties

Nov 2011, Waukesha, WI; 52 year old woman nearly killed by her Pit Bull. A/C Director pulls a Baghdad Bob by exclaiming “Pit Bull Attacks are Rare” despite Pitties being leading biter in the city by a mile…Producing 6 times more bites than the next breed!

Nov 2011, East Toledo, OH; Pit owners attacked by own animal on city street, cause car crash

Oct 2011, Ottawa, Canada; Cops shoot dogs after owner attacked

Oct 2011, Bullitt Co, KY; Dog attack leaves man in critical condition

Oct 2011; Pit bull shot by Phoenix police after attacking owner

Dec 2011, Long Island, NY; Mother uses knife therapy to stop Pit attacking her family

Oct 2011, Youngstown, OH; Woman hospitalized after being attacked by her Pit Bull

Oct 2011, Brawley, CA; Police kill pit bull after it attacked its owner

Oct 2011, Haverhill, MA; Police shoot Pit Bull as it savages owner‘s head

Aug 2011, Beaufort Co, SC; Man gets mangled saving his son from family Pit Bull attack

Aug 2011, Tucson AZ; 60 year old man receives life threatening wounds when his Pit Bull attacks

Aug 2011, UK; Man severely bitten in the face by his Staffy

July 2011 Kennebec, ME; Boy shoots Pit Bull to save family members

July 2011, Jonesboro, AR; Woman in ICU after her Pit Bull mauls her

April 2011, Ontario, Canada; Pit bull turns on its owner

Apr 2011, Dartmouth, RI; Pit bull mauls Dartmouth owner

Apr 2011, Ontario, CA; After ordering Pit Bull to attack neighbor the animal turns on its owner

March 2011, Durban, South Africa; 75 year old Pit owner extensively mauled and “de-gloved”

March, 2011, Lake Worth, FL; Pit Breeder’s trailer empire is flipped upside down when she is mauled by her male Pit Bull that fathered the puppies she was going to peddle

March 2011, Chattanooga, TN; Family argument triggers Pit Bull into the Red Zone, Mother and daughter hospitalized

Feb 2011, Chattanooga TN; Woman attacked by pit-bull rushed back to the hospital

Feb 2011, Van Nuys, CA; Van Nuys man seriously injured when attacked by his 2 pit bulls

Jan 2011, Venice Beach, CA; Local taxpayers get bitten in the throat with massive first responder costs…Darla’s Law NOW!!!

Jan 2011, Las Vegas NV; Pit Bull berserks on it’s family, owner shoots it.

Dec 2010, Brookline, PA; Pit Bull shot by neighbor after turning on its owner

Oct 2010, Riverside CA; Man almost killed by his Pit Bull

Aug 2010, Calgary CA; American Staffordshredder goes berserk on entire family

Jun 2010; Eau Claire, WI; Couple attacked by their own Pit Bull

May 2010, Taraunga, New Zealand; 34 year old man “horrifically mauled” by his Pit Bulls that ended up being shot by police

May 2010, Hesston, KS; Woman mauled by her illegal Pit Bull

May 2010, Jeanette PA; Pit Bull owner takes a lifeflight

May 2010, Lowell, MA; Neighbors breakdown fence to rescue man being mauled by his two Pit Bulls

May 2010; Preston , CT; After responding to a call where a Pit Bull was attacking its owner, A/C Officer Patty Daniels is attacked and injured while leading the animal out to the A/C truck. Police pump lead into the disloyal mauler

May 2010, Australian Pit Bull owner loses arm to sweet Rocky

May 2010, Andover MA; Husband stabs family Pit Bull to death when it attacks wife

May 2010. San Antonio, TX; Pit Bull attacks drunk husband who was arguing with wife

April 2010, Crafton Heights, PA; Newly adopted Pit Bull becomes enraged when new owner gives him a treat then takes it away. A/C Officer states “There was blood everywhere“

Mar 2010, Clovis NM; Pit Breeder loses finger saving his daughter

March 2010, Philadelhia, PA; 52 year old woman nearly loses hand when attacked by her wigglebutt

Mar 2010, Spring Hill FL; Pit Bull owner searching for answers after mauling

Feb 2010, Sydney, Australia; Police and paramedics have to respond when Staffordshredder turns on entire family. The disloyal freak show bit and broke a 12 year old Girl‘s arm

Feb 2010. Mesa, AZ; Teenager severely bitten in the face by family Pit Bull

Feb 2010, Philadelphia, PA; a 52-year old woman nearly lost her hand when her pet pit bull latched onto her wrist and refused to let her go.

Feb 2010, Preston, CT; State Troopers killed a pit bull that attacked its owner and the ACO

Feb 2010, Sommerville, NJ; Two Pit Bull owners require medical treatment after their dogs get into a “scuffle”

Feb 2009, Elkhart, IN; Man nearly loses arm after his Pit Bull mauls him

Feb 2010 New Zealand; Pit Owner nearly killed by his Pit Bull

Feb 2010, Hoboken, NJ; After Pit Bull “Giant“ attacks two people in an apartment, his 26 year old female owner ignores repeated Police warnings not to enter the apartment. The young Caesar Milan wannabe is subsequently mauled and hospitalized

2009, Calgary, CA; Pit Bull attacks owners then Police up in Pit Bull utopian Calgary. Animal tasered three times before it is subdued

Dec 2009, Brownsville, FL; 31 year old Pit owner severely bitten on the hands by his doggie. Police finding him lying on the floor

Dec 2009, Yadkinville, NC; Family Pit Bull attacks entire family

Dec 2009, Washington DC; Orlando Romero's pit/rott mix attacked him when he told his dog to get out of the room

Nov 2009, Houston TX; family Pit Bull puts owner onto life flight helicopter

Oct 2009, Gathersburg, MD; Pit Bull attacks three members of its family

Oct 2009, New Haven, CT; Severely mauled Pit owner asks “Am I another Statistic?”

Oct 2009, Washington DC; Mother uses “knife therapy” to correct her Pit Bull‘s “mauling issue“

Oct 2009, Woodbury, MN; Man mauled by his gripper as he watched tv

Sep 2009, FL; Woman mauled by her rehabilitated Pit mix

Sep 2009, Montgomery County, TX; 3 year old Lifeflighted to the ICU after spending the day at her Pit Breeding Auntie’s home. Pit-Auntie gets attacked also

Sep 2009, Paradise Township, PA; Police shoot pet Pit Bull after 48 year old owner found lying in a pool of blood with hand severed. Poured into the Meatwagon for a stay in the ICU

Sep 2009, Pimaulus County, FL; Arm Severed: "I fired a warning round into the ground. The dog looked at me, went right back to chewing her," Neighbor said.

Aug 2009, North Port, FL; Family Pit bull puts owner on life flight helicopter ride, wife shoots the animal to save him

June 2009, After Niece is scalped during family Barbeque , Pit Bull owner expresses “I recommend not having a pit bull, whether the dog is friendly or not,” a grieving Cruz said. “They will turn on you.”

May 2009, Mauladephia, PA; 43 year old idiot has to be rescued by police after being mauled by her daughter‘s Pit Bull. She was taking care of the manbiter because it had bitten one of her Daughter‘s neighbors and they were looking for a new home to place it in. *Note…Pit Bulls are safer than other breeds because dogfighters culled manbiters...Liars ALL!

March 2009, New Zealand; Pit scalps 22 year old Kiwi owner during family argument attack

March 2009, San Antonio TX, Grandmother’s Pit Bulls break down baby gate and maul toddler Izaiah Gregory Cox to death. Baby sitting Pit-Grannie tries stabbing them off, but they turn on her

March 2009, Calgary, CA; Attacked owner wants pit-bull put down

April 2009, South Africa; Security saves couple being mauled by their Pit Bull by shooting the animal

April 2009, Houston Pit owner, put into the ICU by her wigglebutt

2009 Ontario man mauled by his own Pit Bull which was shot and killed by police

Mar 2009, Puyallup, WA; Couple claims they were attacked by mountain lion, Fish and Wildlife officials determine it was their Pit Bull

Feb 2009, Elkhart, IN; Man nearly loses arm after his Pit Bull mauls him

Feb 2009, Omaha, NE; Mauled Pit Owner Lorrie Ellis begs police to shoot her unlicensed Pit Bull off of her

Nov 2008, Royal Oaks, MI; Three Pit Bulls turn on family and they call 911 for Police rescue. After Police shoot the disloyal beasts they threaten to sue!

Oct 2008, New Zealand; Woman hospitalized after being mauled by her Pit Bull

Sep 2008, Evansville IN: Tony Burden begs Police to shoot family Pit Bull “Brutus” during mauling

Washington County, TN; Trailer dwelling Pit Granny suffers more than two dozen puncture wounds fighting the family Pit Bull off of her 1 year old Granddaughter

July 2008, Amity Township PA; “Amity means friendship“

Texas Vet Clinic implements Pit Bull Spay Neuter Policy after vet tech is mauled twice by her Pit Bull

May 2008, Dallas , TX; 3 year old girl horribly mauled when two Pit Bulls barge into the bathroom and maul her and her Pit-Auntie while she was getting a bath. ANOTHER NOTE TO SELF: Never use Crystal Owner as a Babysitter, Pit Bulls were banned in her trailer park but she knew better ...Just a guess, but she probably knew better than to have insurance too

June 2008, Indiana; Annette Williams loses both arms after her Pit Bull “bites“ her

April 2008, Spokane, WA; Pit Owner has arm mutilated

April 2008, Elyria, OH; Pit Bull Mauls its owner

March 2008, Toledo, OH; Pit Peddler gets mauled by her breeding Pits…Just makin’ a little money selling family dogs!

Jan 2007, Kennett. MO; 54 year old man put into the ICU by his Pit Bull on New Years Day

Aug 2007, Aurora CO; Two women who though they were smarter than public safety officials are mauled by illegal Pit Bull during babysitting operation.

May 2007, Haverhill MA; Samantha Gaylord’s Pit Bull Leo attacks her and has to be shot by police

June 2007, Deltona, FL; Pit Bull breeder Estrella Macias has thumb nearly severed trying to save the life of her sister who was being scalped and killed by sweet maulspawner “Tas“

July 2007, Omaha, NE; Omaha woman hospitalized after being attacked by her own dogs in her own home

Sept 2007, Gaitherburg, MD; Pregnant Pit Nutter is walking her dogs when she comes across another dog owner which causes her two pitties to attack each other. She tried to intervene and her arm was shredded. When Police arrived, the two pitties were still going at it, so they fed them lead sandwiches/a>

Oct 2007, Maultimore, MD; After it takes ten minutes for experienced Pit Bull owner Kenneth Garrison to separate Pit Bull “Chocolate“ from his one year old Son‘s face he utters…“I was always one that said pits are fine and they’re only mean if you train them to be that way,” Garrison said. “This thing made a liar out of me.”

March 2006, Cary, Il; Pit owner Scott Sword describes the “all out fight” trying to save 10 year old boy being mauled by his three Pit Bulls

Sep 2006, Abilene, TX; West Texas; Woman Loses Both Arms After Pit Bull Mauling

June 2006, Sonoma, CA; Man mauled by his own Pit Bull. Son grabs shotgun and blows it away * You know what they say,,,”The family that gets mauled together, stays together“…

June 2006, Salt Lake City, UT; Pit Perp tries flees police in his car…As the chase went down a windy, bumpy dirt road, the Pit Bull started to get tossed around and eventually became so agitated that he bit his owner in the face, chomping off part of his Owner’s nose and causing him to stop the car.

June 2006, Port Norris, NJ; 24 year old babysitter Kristi Norris gets bull baited by her own Pit Bull while babysitting two kids…Maybe it had never seen kids before?!?

Oct 2005, Long Beach CA; 23 year old woman sustains severe head mauling by her Pit Bull

June 2005, Rohnert Park, CA; Pit Bull owner hospitalized with multiple bites to his right hand and arm and to his face after his Pittie gets into a scuffle with another dog

June 2005, San Jose, CA; Woman recovering from Pit Bull attack

Jun 2005, Rockford, IL; 22 year old woman has to stab one of her Pits when breaking up a “scuffle” and it turns on her

June 2005 Rohnert Park, CA; 66 year old woman seriously mauled trying to stop her Pit Bull that was attacking her son

Aug 2004 Council Bluffs, NE; Police shoot Pit Bull attacking it‘s owner

July 2004, Murphysboro, IL; Pit Granny suffers serious bite wound to the arm when her defective Nannydog goes after her Granddaughter

April, 2004, Jundiai, Brazil; 3 family members attacked by disloyal family Pit Bull. 8 year old Launa da Silva Oliveira dies after a week on life support. Launa’s organs were donated after they decided to pull the plug.

March 2003, UK; Police storm apartment with riot shields so EMS crew can load mauled Staffy owner into the Meatwagon

Aug 2003, Palm Beach, FL, Pit Nutter takes a Lifeflight after she is mauled about the arms and neck after breaking up a Pit-scuffle in her house

Oct 2003, Dallas, TX; Pit owner is attacked while rescuing schoolchildren being mauled by his Pit Bull at a bus stop. Has to retrieve firearm and shoot his own dog to stop the attack

Oct 2003 San Antonio, TX; Retired police officer saves his neighbor being mauled by his family Pit Bull

Dec 2003, Keene, NH; After valiantly fighting “The Man“ all the way to the State Supreme Court to save his Pit Bulls from euthanization, 23 year old Mathew Beemis is mauled by them…*You can‘t make this stuff up!

Oct 2001. Pittsburgh, PA; 36 year old Patricia Halter scalped by her own Pit bull

Jan 2000, Aurora, IL; 24 year old Pit owner taken to the hospital after breaking up “a scuffle” between her dogs . Suffered wounds to hands and legs

April 2000, Westminster, CA; 53 year old Pit Bull owner found unconscious and bleeding by her husband after her two wiggle butts get into “scuffle”

May 2000, Reading, PA; Police shoot Pit Bull after it attacks his owner and severs his thumb

Sep 2000, Philadelphia, PA; Two pit bulls turned on their family yesterday, authorities said, mauling a 28-year-old Wissinoming woman and her 10-year-old daughter before being shot and killed by police.

April 1998, Canton, OH; FAMILY PIT BULL MAULS WIFE OF OHIO DOG WARDEN

May 1996, New York City, 27 year old Tammy Jenkins is mauled by her 16 month old Pit Bull “Rage” in a public park. Police rescue her and shoot the beast

March 1995, Tampa, FL; 67 year old Florence Bigbie severely attacked by her family Pittie while sleeping. * Note: See Safety Tips Below

Aug 1995, Ft Lauderdale, FL; When Pit Breeder succumbs to epileptic seizure, heroic Pit Bull leaps into action by mauling him

March 1994, Chicago, IL; Couple severely bitten about the arms during another “Argument Mauling“ * Note: May need to create Pit Bull safety rule number 7: To avoid being treated like another matchdog, never your raise voice and always walk on egg shells around your Pit Bull

Sep 1994, Ontario, Canada; After part of a 6 year old Girl‘s nose is bitten off by a loose previously Dangerously Declared Pit Bull, a passerby yells at the Pit Bull owner. Feeling disrespected, the owner starts fighting the man. When the Owner’s Nutter-Girlfriend tries to intervene, she gets bitten. *Note: The Springer show has nothing on these Nutters!

Oct 1991, Waterloo, IA; Police shoot Pit Bull so paramedics can haul mauled Pit Bull owner out to the Meatwagon

Oct 1990, Mckinney, TX; Granny is mauled by beloved fur babies trying in vain to save her 18 month old granddaughter from same beloved fur babies

June 1989, Spokane, WA; Pit Bull attacks mailman, then mauls its owner

Feb 1988, British Columbia, Canada; Not really an owner mauling but Darwinistic nonetheless.. Pit Nutter Rhonda MacFarland self-mutilates by showing up to her sentencing hearing 15 minutes late and pissing off the Judge. Her two Pitties mauled a 71 year old neighbor so badly that she lost 1/3 of her blood

April 1987, Dayton, OH; Pit owner Joetta Darmstadter released after a week in the hospital. She was severely bitten by her pit bull trying to save Walter Eckman who was fatally mauled

Aug 1987, Morgantown, WV; In another bizarre driving attack, Patricia Hollis gets bitten 35 times by “Lord Tugginton”

April 1987, Dayton OH; Shop Owner attacked by Pit Bull guard dog

Feb 1987, Lynn, MA; 61 year old Pit owner hospitalized with severe bites to face and legs

Mar 1986, Hollywood, FL; Pit Bull attacks its second owner in a month

April 1985, FL; 25 year old woman mauled by Pit Bull she raised from a pup

Jan 1985, Boston, MA; 72 year old woman bitten 40 times by her Pit Mix

Jan 1980,Miami, FL; Ethel Tiggs savaged and almost killed by her Pit Bulls

Sep 1954, Portland OR; Husband kills Staffy with hammer when it bull baits wife, who lost both ears

Sep 1951, NY City; Dog attacks master, terrorizes hundreds

May 1938, Australia; Ruby MacAdam badly lacerated by her “Bulldog” trying to save her mother from the beast

Aug 1913, Ny City; Opera Prima Donna nearly killed by dog

July 1913, Williamsburg, NY; Louise Eichorn gets latched onto and rescued by a Police Officer

May 1903, Syracuse, NY; Mrs Thomas Leonard gets bull baited on her front porch

May 1900, Ny City; Delia Robinson attacked by her Bulldog, “May lose Arm“

April 1896, NYC; Henry Balzar’s Prized Fighting bulldog “Terror” has to be shot to release his face

April, 1894, Vineland, NJ; The entire Kohler family is mauled by their bulldog


* Note to the Producers of Animal Planet’s “Fatal Attractions” show…There is enough material here to fill several seasons!


The takeaway from this should be, whenever a Pit Bull owner assures you that Pit Bulls “Are the most loyalest dogs because dog fighters created them”, you should show them this piece and tell them to enjoying sleeping with one eye open….

YOU CAN’T MAKE THIS STUFF UP!



SAFETY TIPS FOR PIT BULL OWNERS

1. Never leave a Pit Bull owner alone with a dog.

2. Always keep Will updated, medical insurance/blood type paperwork on your person, and 911 on speed dial.

3. Scatter breaksticks, firearms and stabbing weapons throughout the home so they are handy in case of an "incident". Always give the animal your less dominant arm so you can use them with your dominant one.

4. Develop Emergency Egress Plan with alternative escape routes...ie; diving through windows, back doors, or barricading oneself in the bathroom or closet. If the eyes go Reptilian ...ACTIVATE!

5. To avoid organized post attack condemnation as a bad owner from fellow Pit Bull owners, concoct a cover story ahead of time...Suggestions: "Never seen a horse before", "Construction noise", "Possible Brain Tumor", "Spooked by Lightning" or “Just Neutered“. Always work in "You can't blame the entire Breed" and never, EVER reveal the Breeder that sold you the animal!

6. Practice sleeping with one eye open.