Friday, September 28, 2012

those adorable pit bulls

and even more fun with those adorable pit bulls.


Animal Uncontrol said...

Now, is that THEIR house or somebody else's?

Dayna said...

My first thought too Animal Uncontrol! Regardless if the one doesn't know where the dog door is, he probably does it all the time!

PutMeInCharge4OneDay said...

Was I the only one who thought BBQ pit bull should become a popular dish after viewing the other video clip. Talk about ending hunger in the U.S.

Miss Margo said...

I must've watched this one for three straight minutes. At first I thought that the video must've been sped up towards the end, but no, that brown-and-white pit hit that door full-blast.

Talk about being insensitive to pain! I know animals in general are tough and stoical, but he didn't even rub his noggin afterwards!

A dog like that could break right through a screen door. Right through.

Anonymous said...

goddamn mutants. no wonder knuckle-heads and dingbats like em so much.

Small Survivors said...

It has been scientifically proven with science and tests that pit bulls are the smartest dogs in existence. Which means that this security camera footage doesn't exist or pit bulls don't exist.

This is the sound I hear in my head when the smartest dog in the world runs into the door.

After I found that, I hit play every time he hit the door and the sound was no longer just in my head.

vintage said...


Pit Bull sees himself in mirror and attacks himself

Is wish they were smart enough to differentiate that the neighbor down the street isn't a threat that needs to be ripped apart.

*Disclaimer..You Can't Make This Stuff Up!

Anonymous said...

with a brace of brainless mutants patrolling the yard , what do you need security cameras for? i wonder if theres really anything in that house worth the risk of being chewed up by pitdogs or conversely , the owner losing the house to a lawsuit.

Miss Margo said...

LOL Snack--the sound effects!

In a cartoon he would have staggered back, sat down on his ass, and then little carton tweety birds would circle above his head.

Small Survivors said...

HA MM, I would have thought that would have happened with a real dog, too - except for the tweety birds!

That is a lot of skull and muscle protecting that defective brain!

Anonymous said...

hey angel , ya should see diss....terminator jus ran full speed into da door and he didnt even flinch ha, ha. pits are de king of dogs .
i did dat once too when de cops were after me in de dark .
ya seen my meth pipe anywhere?

Small Survivors said...

LOL Snarky!

scorched earth said...

I just can't get enough of this video... makes me laugh every time.

And Snarky, LOL from me too!

Packhorse said...

You and I go hard at each other like we're going to war.
You and I go rough, we keep shredding things and knocking down doors.
You and I are so damn dysfunctional, they start keeping score.
You and I go Vick, crate and rotate so we can't do this no more.

So I cross my heart and I hope to die
That our owner won’t think “Euthanize.”
And I know I’ve bit a million times
But I'll beg and plead for my “One Free Bite.”

Anonymous said...

those sweet innocent undogs coming back home from a nite on the lam , so tired , hungry and thirsty . gonna climb up on angels big bed and go sleepy times, lyin there on their backs like hogs while angel snores, farts and dreams of bart getting a govenors reprieve.

Anonymous said...

little does angel know , bart prefers his own single bed on death row to sharing angels squalid pit with two gross mutants, not to mention angel, oh i guess i just did. i wonder what drove bart to commit such a horrendous act of murder?

Anonymous said...

the glowing eyes of undogs post-rampage ,.... theyre like zoombie mutant dogs and can run full bore into solid objects and not flinch.

i can almost meditate on that video brings my bp and heart rate way down.

Anonymous said...

mutant zombie dogs , at least as hideous as their undead zombie owners