Showing posts with label jesse james. Show all posts
Showing posts with label jesse james. Show all posts

Sunday, June 12, 2011

jesse james: nutter nazi outlaw

strike number 4 for this nazi wannabe. first one of his mutants (CISCO) killed another one of his mutants (RUDY). then his shop pit bull CINNABON went missing, TWICE. now one of JAMES' mutants attacked a corgi.

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Saturday, May 7, 2011

Jesse James



Jesse Gregory James a.k.a. Mr Sandra Bullock

Pit bull owner, Hitler fancier, serial adulterer and owner of West Coast Choppers and Cisco's Burger has had his fair share of pit bull mishaps. First there was the yard accident where Cisco killed Rudy, then he accidentally allowed his shop pit, Cinnabon, to escape and go roaming on two occasions in 2010. No blood trails that we know of. For blood trails and drainage tubes, you need to fast forward to June 2011. Another one of James' pit bulls tore up a corgi in Austin, Texas.

After Sandra Bullock kicked James to the curb, he went on Nightline and he blamed his father for his own infidelity and he blamed the divorce on Bullock's desire to adopt a child not on his cheating. James' step mother, Janina James Coan said Jesse was obsessed with Hilter as a teenager and he killed baby rats by injecting them with alcohol stating, "That's what Dr Mengele would do." When confronted, James stated that he is not a racist and the above photo was a joke.

James' second wife, Janine Lindemulder is a porn star and spent 6 months in prison for tax evasion. James has had his own legal troubles. In 2007, he was fined $271,250 by the state of California for violating their clean air laws with his custom motorcycles. In 2008 he was sued for $422,680 for breach of contract for a custom car and 3 months later, his own lawyers sued him for $327,533 for failing to pay legal fees.

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Thursday, April 1, 2010

PIT HEIL!


PROJECTION an unconscious psychological defense mechanism used to cope with reality and maintain self image. it occurs when one's own unacceptable or threatening attributes, thoughts and emotions are repressed and then attributed to others.

Friday, January 29, 2010

find cinnabun, touch a boob


jesse james has hired a pet detective to find his pit bull and is offering a $2000 reward for her safe return. if that isn't enough, one of mr bullock's friends, model kimmie caracoles is offering herself as a date with anyone who finds cinnabun. "I'll probably let you touch my boob."

pit nutters, it just doesn't get any classier than this.

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

help! i can't find my pit bull!


jesse james and cinnabun

long beach, california JESSE GREGORY JAMES, owner of west coast choppers, owner of cisco burgers, husband of sandra bullock and proud pit nutter reports that his "shop dog" went missing around 2 pm on monday. james is pleading for help.
suggestion: follow the trail of dead poodles.

this is not james' first oops moment with his grippers. a few years ago, one of his pit bulls killed another one of his pit bulls. also in classic pit nutter fashion, the tattoo covered misfit is no stranger to the criminal justice system. mister bullock is being sued for breach of contract and fraud after failing to deliver on a custom built car for an agreed upon price. a price of almost a half million dollars.