essex, virginia the judge found ALONZO NORMAN'S mutants responsible for the carnage and ordered dirt naps despite the testimony of neighbor CHARLES LUMPKIN who swore under oath that the killers were .... BEAGLES.
"The witness in there just said that he thought they were beagles. How does a beagle look like a pit bull?"
NORMAN claims his mutants would never commit such a heinous act. they are friendly dogs who just turned one year old. when pressed by the reporters, NORMAN admitted that his mutants have been loose before and that they were found in the alpaca enclosure but the savagery must have been committed by "wild animals". i guess ALONZO NORMAN could not keep a straight face long enough to mouth the word "beagle" a second time.
obviously, this is the work of a beagle. more photos of the beagle carnage @ the purple testament of bleeding war
the owners of the alpacas intend to file a civil suit.