con man STEVEN WOODS and his grippers are in trouble with the dog police, AGAIN. 24 yr old Gary Lattimer, his pregnant wife and their 6 month old son were accosted by 2 shit bulls, one of them being the famous MIMI. Lattimer fended the ugly mutants off, stabbing one and in the mayhem he was bitten. the pit bulls have been seized and pit nutter has admitted to being the owner.
NO DOG SHOULD HAVE A SECOND CHANCE TO BITE. AND NO DOG OWNER SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO OWN DOGS AFTER THEY PROVE THEMSELVES TO BE INCOMPETENT BOOBS.
Mr. Ledy Capp, esquire
Attorney at Large
Fort Worth, Texas
Good Day Dear Friends of Wiggle Butts,
I am Mr. Ledy Capp, Attorney at large for Mr. Steven Woods. I have a most important business proposition.
In November 2010, a detestable contractor operating on the legal representation of the city of Fort Worth confiscated the dearest companion to the most honorable and disabled Iraqi Army Vet, Steven Woods. Mr. Woods is unable to financially declare his dearest most beloved companion due to financial limitations beyond his paramount abilities.
I therefore made further investigation and discovered that Mr. Woods requires $17,000 to complete the declaration of his most beloved companion.
There is no risk at all as all the paperwork for this transaction. If you are interested, please reply immediately to my private email box : email@example.com
Upon your response, I shall then provide you with more details and relevant documents that will help you understand the transaction. You will also receive a commemorative shirt in acknowledgement of your most generous benefaction to Mr Woods most extreme dire predicament. You should observe utmost confidentiality, and rest assured that this transaction would be most profitable for all pit bulls, here and in the future.
If this business transaction should otherwise prove objectionable, the collected proceeds shall be bestowed upon benevolent wiggle butts at your disposal.
Awaiting your urgent reply.
Thanks and regards.
and always eternally grateful
for the pit bulls,
Mr. Ledy Capp, esquire
$17,000 was collected on behalf of MIMI the pit bull who was supposed to be a service dog to STEVEN WOODS, who was supposed to be a wounded Iraqi army vet. but guess what? Mimi isn't a service dog, WOODS never served in the army, never served overseas and was never injured. WOODS' attorney RANDY TURNER, resigned from the case. i doubt that he will be taking on any more pit nutters as clients. fool me once, shame on you. fool me twice, shame on me.
crazy no kill spinster JONNIE ENGLAND (holding the pit) helped collect $17,000 to free MIMI from the evils of justice and sent her back to her pit grifter owner STEVEN WOODS.
and what exactly was poor MIMI being persecuted for?
MIMI attacked an 84 yr old man.
MIMI and her 3 fur siblings attacked a 64 yr old woman.
MIMI and/or her fur siblings were pepper sprayed by the police.
MIMI and/or her fur sibling chased a group of children and her grifter daddy became belligerent with the neighbor who threatened to shoot the mutants.
The Dallas-based Metroplex Animal Coalition will refund any donation on request, spokeswoman Jonnie England said. The address is firstname.lastname@example.org.
"For us, it was all about saving Mimi's life, not the owner," England said.
cuz you can never have too many frankenmaulers.
obtw, the star telegram reports that the Facebook thugs are still repeating the old lies. i haven't been able to find it. if you see it, send it on over.
the really sad part is, next month there will be another persecuted pit bull to crusade for and the pit nutters will once again jump on the band wagon. fool nutter twice, shame on nutter.
dogsbite.org is also covering this grifter's game.