Friday, April 29, 2011

weekly frankenmauler roundup 04/29/11

04.25.11 havelock, north carolina GOOD TIMES!! on april 1st, LISA REGINO'S 2 shit bulls escaped her home and got into a fenced yard and mauled a rottweiller. one them was previously declared dangerous in another county. AC kept that dog and released the other back to REGINO. that mutant escaped again on april 7th and landed back in lock up with his partner. after 6 days of sharing a cell, the two mutants attacked each other while in custody. on the 13th LISA REGINO signed them over to havelock and the craven county ac gave them proper dirt naps. GOOD TIMES!!
see also 04.08.11 roundup for more details of the first attack, photo of the nutter and her previous criminal history.

04.26.11 aloha, oregon a pit bull jumped out a window and attacked a cairn terrier. surprisingly, the pit nutter sprung into action, put a choke hold on the mutant and was bitten for his trouble. but wait for it... "According to the owner of the pit bull, the dog is normally very friendly." file this one under "why pit bulls are different" and "the predictability of pit nutters". also note that the racist bastards at oregonlive labeled the dog a pomeranian. the horror!

K9 Zero
04.25.11 gainesville, florida SCRAPPY lived up to his name just before he died for it. Zero was attacked while in pursuit of a suspect. SCRAPPY launched an attack as the K9 officer and his handler passed his yard. the deputy was unable to release his dog, A LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICER, and shot the ugly mutant. now SCRAPPY'S owners are pissed off. ROBERT BAUTOCHKA said the shooting was “completely irresponsible. Come on. This was a dogfight — you don't shoot first in a dogfight. Why didn't they pepper spray or Taser him?” a dog fight is when you place two mutants in a pit. this was an unprovoked attack and the shit bull should have died for assaulting an officer! the sheriff's office has offered counseling to the grieving nutters. what a a fucking waste of tax payer money!
ROBERT and TERESA BAUTOCHKA and "lovable gentle" SCRAPPY

04.19.11 hutchinson, minnesota a poodle being walked by its owner (on a leash) was attacked by a loose shit bull. the tan mutant ripped the poodle off of its leash and took off with the it. the owner has been sent a dangerous dog letter because of the violence of the attack and the lack of current rabies vaccination.

rip Jackson
04.25.11 forsyth county, north carolina ERICA REAVES' mother was about to take her 7yr old good hearted mutant for a walk. when she opened the condominium door, the mutant ran out into the hall and attacked Jackson. REAVES wasn't home but said that her 19 month old son was near the door when the attack happened. REAVES claims her mutant was simply protecting her son from the 5 lb dog, adding that it is "unfortunate that some dogs don't like each other". yep, it's unfortunate when the dog that doesn't like your is a shit bull. AC is declaring the mutant dangerous. ERICA REAVES will have to have the ugly thing spayed and housed in a 6 sided kennel, that is until she moves it to the country where it can maul in peace. ERICA REAVES refused to name her ugly fucking mutant but i will. mutant's name is LEXIE. and here are her photos. yup, it's an ugly pit bull that appears to be a loved house dog, just not quite enough love i guess.

04.24.11 new bedford, massachusetts Michele Shannon describes her chihuahua PJ as looking like swiss cheese after her nephew's pit bull NIA was through with it. she described the scene she came home to; blood spattered walls, broken legs, punctured eye, chest tore open, the body of the 9 yr old blind and nearly toothless PJ was covered in blood and bite marks. i hope her nephew is living on the street.

04.24.11 california 1454 CASE 6.04.040A MC FAILURE TO RESTRAIN \ CARDOZA AV MG1100679

04.25.11 nevada county, california police blotter 9:18 a.m. — A caller from the 13000 block of Anvil Road reported a pit bull mix and a shepherd mix had attacked a neighbor's dog and nearly tore its leg off. A second caller reported at 9:30 a.m. that two dogs had attacked a person, who was being taken to the hospital.

rip Sienna
04.25.11 danville, california Linda Zercoe was walking her 2 papillons when a white shit bull dragging its chain attacked. Linda screamed and a man ran out and grabbed the mutant. Linda describes her dog, "(Sienna's) skin was completely detached from her body." the vet euthanized Sienna. the home owner denied owning the white mutato but neighbors say that a black pit and a white pit have been living there. they are now on the lam.

04.26.11 wheeling, west virginia a loose pit bull killed a cat.

04.26.11 UK Elisabeth Skelton's cat was attacked in her backyard late one night. she ran out there and found a nanny dog mauling her cat. two men were there ordering nanny to drop it. Elisabeth ran past them and wrestled with their dog. when nanny released its grip on her cat, it bit her. they grabbed the dog and ran off. rip Socks

04.27.11 vineland, new jersey 34 yr old TAMAN K BRYANT'S two thrill killers ZOE and SHAKA, SOMEHOW got loose and slaughtered 15 chickens and 6 turkeys worth $700. BRYANT was cited for dogs at large.

“We’re aware of the situation. We’ve been in touch with some dog behaviorists.” KIMBERLY FROH
04.27.11 rochester, massachusetts the shit bull named BOW, owned by JEFFREY and KIMBERLY FROH has been terrorizing their neighbors. BOW attacked one dog and tried to attack another. neighbors report that he is becoming more aggressive and directing it at humans. and they want something done about it. KIMBERLY FROH defended the mutant stating that they occasionally left the garage door open and he escaped that way. the selectman responded by issuing a "restraining order" on the mutant.

04.27.11 ewing, new jersey Animal Bite: On Madison Avenue on April 22, a woman reported she was walking her dogs in an alleyway of 5th Street when a pit bull ran from a yard and bit her on the palm and knocked her to the ground. The dog was called back by its owner. The victim refused medical treatment. Animal Control will follow up the investigation.

04.27.11 new york city ELIZABETH WESTON'S 'bulldog' bit a fox terrier in the elevator of her co-op a year ago. she doesn't think it is fair that she has been forced to use the freight elevator. she apologized and paid the $600 vet bill so she thinks she is entitled to business as usual. the co-op has now demanded that she move.
“We’re all living in the same building in close quarters,” said Ms. Weston, whose dog, Theo, happens to be certified to visit hospitals as a therapy pet. She sued her co-op board in February. “Dogs are dogs,” she added.
i'd really like to get a look at this 'bulldog'. WESTON is a non-practicing lawyer, who works in publishing, with a 'bulldog' certified as a hospital therapy dog, spouting 'dogs are dogs'. hmmm

04.28.11 lebanon, pennsylvania two loose shit bulls got into a backyard and attacked a dog. the owner tried to break up the fight and was bitten. he finally did what he should have done at the start, he got his gun and gave it a dirt nap. a neighbor tried to assist and was bitten, then a humane society nutter was bitten trying to capture the remaining shit bull. the cops tased it. charges are pending against the unnamed pit nutter.

04.28.11 ewing, indiana "More than nine months ago, our family suffered a tragic loss when our little Bichon Frise, Rookie, was attacked and killed by a pit bull while my wife was walking him in Ewing." rip Rookie

04.28.11 elkhat, indiana a male and female pit bull started scrapping and the stupid nutter put her hands in the mess. she was bitten, called 911 and when the cops arrived, they were still scrapping. the cops cleared the apartment and then brought in the shotguns and gave them dirt naps. the humane society seized the other two shit bulls. the pit nutter could be charged for harboring a non-vaccinated mutant. wtf are landlords thinking when they allow this stupid trash to keep FOUR PIT BULLS in an apartment?!?!

rip Max
04.28.11 canada 6 yr old Max was killed by a muzzled, legally grandfathered ontario shit bull. the muzzle came off during the attack. the mutant will be euthanized if the owner does not claim it after 5 days.

04.28.11 kane, illinois Todd Jackson watched his neighbor, 68 yr old AUSTIN CROTCHETT'S pit bull go onto another neighbor's property and grab her beagle puppy. he said the attack last over 30 minutes. he called 911 but got the run around. Jackson was afraid to help the beagle because CROTCHETT has more chained pit bulls and he was afraid they would break loose and attack him. neighbors say CROTCHETT'S pit bulls always get loose and menace them. they say they have called the police many times but nothing is ever doen about it. by the time LE showed up, it was too late. the sheriff said he couldn't do anything because he didn't see it and there is no proof that a raccoon didn't kill the beagle. AUSTIN CROTCHETT said he was surprised to hear about it and "my dog never did that; my dog is never loose". Jackson has photos and said of the beagle, "He was chewed up from his throat down to his scrotum". GREENE COUNTY CHIEF NUTTER DEPUTY SHERIFF CALE HOESMAN said "I chained the pit bull back up in its yard, as it was friendly toward me and our investigator."

o4.28.11 germantown, maryland Beverly Hoffmaster was walking her two leashed dogs when a neighbor's shit bull launched an attack. Magic was nearly killed and is still not out of the woods. his vet bill is approaching $10K. the neighborhood is in an uproar over the fact that the nutter's shit bull was returned to them (they have a second mutant too). the Hoffmasters have started a petition drive asking the homeowner's association to get them out.

darwin attacks

freeport, illinois 19 yr old MICHAEL ZELLWEGER'S rescued pit fighter attacked him last friday. he managed to get free of the mutant and run inside the house. the mutant broke through the front window in an attempt to continue his fun. ZELLWEGER managed to keep the mutant out with some kind of long handled object. when the police and fire showed up, the mutant was still trying to get him. ZELLWEGER told the police to shoot it. a fireman snared the UNVACCINATED ugly thing with a catch pole. it will be euthanized after quarantine.

canada a 25 yr old pit nutter was out walking his mutant when he decided to take a leak in someone's yard. a neighbor spotted the nutter urinating and confronted him. what's a nutter to do? hit your shit bull and encourage him to attack of course! it's so much more gratifying than apologizing and moving on in shame. here's where things take a different turn. the nutter's attempt to increase aggressiveness in his loyal people pleaser didn't quite pan out. the frankenmauler bit his master's arm and face when he hit it! LOL!!!! then the pit nutter got up and punched the man in the face. left, came back with another guy and traded his loyal companion for his loyal companion's chain. the pit nutter has been charged with assault, assault with a weapon and breach of probation. link #2 GOOD TIMES!

JEFF - PERRY - ADAM - the 3 liborio stooges
04.24.11 dartmouth, massachusetts 7 yr old ROCKY attacked his owner, 26 yr old JEFF LIBORIO after coming home drunk in the wee hours. his brothers PERRY (age 23) and ADAM (age 20) were in bed when he called for help. ROCKY then attacked ADAM. ROCKY'S history: broke out of his kennel a year ago to attack another dog. attacked PERRY 2 years ago and bit his brother when he was a puppy. IDIOTS!

citizen shootings (and stabbings)

westmoreland county, pennsylvania pit nutter STANTON SPAUGY has been charged with animal cruelty for slitting his 7 month old mutant's throat and leaving it to die. SPAUGY claims that his shit bull broke its chain and chased after some young girls. SPAUGY took off after him and when he caught him, the shit bull turned on him. that's when SPAUGY slit his throat with a hunting knife.

04.28.11 seffner, florida aka HILLSBOROUGH COUNTY! an unneutered, unlicensed, unvaccinated pit bull mastiff mix attacked a 2 yr old when she offered him a treat. two adults were bitten trying to the get the dog off. a man stabbed the ugly dog in the face. it was euthanized. hillsborough county animal shelter spokesperson MARTI RYAN advises people to NEVER allow young children to feed the family dog and never leave them alone with the family. can't wait to see this creepy nutter's advice clash with the petsmart/best friends/hillsborough county world wind pit propaganda tour. another fun link


Anonymous said...

Sounds like this Zellweger idiot was dealing with an African Lion, not a domesticated dog!

Wonder if he is a reformed Nutter?

Once again the tax payer gets bitten in the ass with first responder costs.

SRUV said...

Would someone please make an animated short film about the Canadian who pees in the neighbor's yard? The masses are waiting. I see this in the manner of Yosemite Sam, with whirlwinds of misbehavior, lots of cussin' and inarticulate expressions, falling down and unplanned events.

DubV said...

Great job craven. Every week I'm surprise at how many incidents you find. I have no clue why I'm still a bit shocked. Perhaps a rescue angel/fur mommie or two would change their tune if they had the stomach to read these accounts.

DubV said...

The K9 cop Zero article comments are via facebook. Just wow. Facebook is a premier nutter hide out it seems. Some nutters are actually discussing how they will shoot a human cop in this instance to save their pit bull, all in a public forum with their names attached.

I can't emphasize this enough, these pit nutters are the dumbest bastards on the face of the Earth.

Jake said...

@DubV - nobody here is likely to deny that pit nutters are dim. To adopt a pit bull in the first place is to fail a basic IQ test in my ever so humble opinion.

Jake said...

The comments on the K9 attack are over the top. The pit bull owner appears to be quite combative and is abusive to anyone who thinks he should have contained his pit bull. He wants the head of the K9 cop on a silver platter and it sounds like a lawsuit is on the way.

One thing about K9 cops is that they tend to be very protective of their doggies. You let your pit bull attack a K9 and seize him by the throat, and it's good bye pit.

As for the nutters out there complaining that the K9 officer should have poured water on the mutant, or some other nonsense which never, ever works: Get real. One distinctive characteristic of pit bull attacks is the extreme violence required to stop them. I would have done exactly the same thing.

scurrilous amateur blogger said...

most pit nutters are too fucking stupid to realize that those police dogs are police officers. harming a K9 usually does not carry the same penalty as harming just any other dog.

i plan to have fun with jerry and maybe a few others.

Rag Doll said...

One more:

DubV said...

Does Debbie Bell frequent this site? Very astute comments by her here.

Small Survivors said...

Jerry and Bobby and his compadres all need to live in a place where there is no police protection and see how they like it - a nice big boat anchored off the Somali coast would be nice.

Who stands around and questions officers who are obviously there on WORK RELATED business. Self-righteous MORONS!

The whole state of Illinois might be cognitively challenged.

To the very creepy Marti Ryan:
One of my first assigned chores as a child was to feed our dogs - a GSD and a lab. I began doing that before I was trusted to set the table. I liked that chore, because with food in the offing, the dogs were very obedient to my very little child's voice when I told them to sit. They never mauled me. Your advice is very good for mauling breeds, though.

scurrilous amateur blogger said...

re: debbie bell, i don't know, she might. the comments have taken an interesting turn. defintiely another case of pitthetic dementia.

a pit nutter named Muriel Gaskell is blaming the victim for not using better judgement for bringing a 'no different than any other dog' pit bull into her home and mauling her chihuahua.

so if we don't want these ugly fuckers around us, we are racist and if we buy into the propaganda, we use poor judgement. that's beautiful.

Unknown said...

for next week's list:

Jake said...

After hearing all this talk of racism, I felt compelled to write a blog entry about it here